How do we fix Catwoman?
How do we fix Catwoman?
Knock her up, I guess
Can't. Most of the stupid stuff, like her koing speedsters is going to stay with her forever. You might as well ask how to fix Barda after that stupid Female Furies comic. The answer is: Move on.
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You don't put her in a serious relationship with Batman, ever. Should only be there for an occasional tease/fuck and then she fucks him over and he goes back to forgetting about her. It just serves to drag his ass down to her level.
Is there any rape in her backstory? Asking for a lanmoore.
>You don't put her in a serious relationship with Batman, ever
I honestly don't mind it, I think they suit each other. It's just that King has done such a horrid job in addition to the whole wedding sham that DC pulled that now people are completely cynical of it.
Depends on her back story I guess. I know in some she's a prostitute but I don't remember any rape.
Make her Hetero again
You honestly don't have to like how the current Batman saga is turning out now, though. You can still like Catwoman as a character by separating her from Tom King defining her by her relationship with Batman.
Didn't work for Harley
Step 1: Remove all of her clothes
Step 2: ... I'm sorry, what were we trying to accomplish again?
Oh yeah I forgot they suddenly made her a lesbian for a while to score brownie points and then proceeded to forget the existence of the entire thing almost immediately. That was hilariously fucking retarded.
Does she have a life outside of Batman anymore? Maybe she could reform the Gotham City Sirens as a thieving guild instead of a glorified babysitting gig.
just make her more evil and less morally ambiguous
There's occasionally callbacks with her interactions with Harley and Ivy but it seems like whatever Selina does these days inevitably somehow ties to back to Bruce and their on and off relationship. It's pretty tiresome by now to be honest.
Take her to the vet. They took care of fixing all my cats.
Kill her. And make Zatanna Bat's main live interest.
Incredibly based and Zatannapilled.
>ITT fags pretend Catwoman was never good, nor can she be a part of the Batfamily
King was trash but you lot are just kneejerk reactionary fags
Who cares about that tranny?
>tranny
Don't you fucking start this shit now, faggot.
I'm the OP and I never said that. I like Selina, but she's been mishandled badly as of late. From King's stint with her to her solo series by Joelle Jones which started off strong but turned into a complete discombobulated mess.
Elseworlds don't count, Harley's still a shit in the main continuity
She's completely fine in Tynion's Batman though
"but she's bi user!!!! How else are we going to have her punch clams with harley and ivy?? Who cares about strong female friendships, just make them all lesbo!!!"
Anyway, the reason women and little girls like her is that she's badass and does what she wants. It was very nice for me, a weirdo teen girl with the self esteem of a deranged peanut, to see this woman in cartoons and movies and realize that I wanted to be like her.
There's been a lot of interpretations of her, like every popular character, but certain authors seem to not know what to do with her, and either define her by her relationship with batman(the new 52 mess where it made her and batman's relationship abusive for no reason and tom king spring to mind), slut her out by pairing her with other characters that noone cares about because male authors just love to do that for some reason, etc.
I really love certain author's interpretation of her, though. Paul Dini's in Gotham City Sirens was superb. You can't ignore her relationship with Batman but don't make it all consuming. Have her do her own thing outside of batman, that's the whole point and that's what makes her great as a character! She answers to noone.
This. They should've done more villainous shit together.
Or have Catwoman create a thieving guild with some Catgirls as her apprentices lol
Leave her perm black.
Give her the Dick
Get her out of her serious relationship with Batman.
Even King admitted in a DCdaily interview a few weeks ago that she's a thief and kleptomaniac at her core, being together with Batman forces one of the two characters to give up what they are and that's just shit.
They don't work as a long thing. Shippers need to stop being so delusional.
It's going to be fine once he breaks them up.
>She's a kleptomaniac
She's not though. Kleptomania is a compulsion, Catwoman is able to control herself, it's just that she's greedy and thieving is her job. She's the only gotham rogue that was constantly in Blackgate Prison rather than Arkham.
Either way people just want to see Batman settle down because we're tired of his brooding bachelor lifestyle and want something new. That's why people wanted the wedding to happen. It would've been new and an exciting way to explore aspects of both characters that haven't been explored before, as well as their interactions with other charas.
Get help
Didn't work. Even Dick told her to fuck off because she's too much of a whore.
Exactly. At her core, she’s completely incompatible without changing what she is or Batman into something they aren’t. She’s a self serving thief at the end of the day, the relationship should be one that eventually devolves into Batman being completely distrusting of her after a number of run ins and thus anything long term never manifests beyond blowing his load. In the cartoons, he starts off liking her and then after a certain point, he’s like, stay the fuck away from my family, ya cunt.
You're literally obsessed. Despite how much you hate them they're the opposite side of Lois and Clark. DC will always find a way to pair them up no matter how many retcons or break ups happen. Cope.