ITT: Shocking Canon Trivia

They are not brothers!!?

Rewatching Rescue Rangers and honestly from the 90's til today I thought they were brothers, but they just call each other friend. Now they just seem really gay.

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They have very different genes yes

Why everyone has to be gay now. What's wrong with them just being close friends

The average person has never experienced real friendship, and so must reinterpret depicted friendship through a lens of sexuality -- something with which even the lowliest reptilian brain is familiar.

>average person
Nah, I think it just applies to 4channers

True but rewatching how everytime they crash the first thing they do is yell each others name and check on each other. Don't have much personal space around each other either.

Trust me go back and just watch the pilot movie, you'll see what I mean. If it wasn't for them constantly swooning over Gadget you would think it to.

>What's wrong with them just being close friends
It stops being close friends when you live in the same house together longer than your parents' marriage lasted and have adopted a dog named Sappho.

I think it's because they are related in nature to the Goofy Gophers from Looney Tunes, and if you watch them they are REALLY fucking gay. TLTS makes it essentially canon too
Doesn't surprise me people would think these two are too

Never got either impression. They just seem like childhood friends who never really grew apart because they're so codependent on each other.

I thought their creator said they're brothers though

gets even more confusing in many dubs were their names are supposed to be twin jokes

Bart raped Milhouse

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Rescue Rangers is a deeper bond than kin
I wouldn't expect you to understand

He said something along those lines in a 1990s book before he died but don't have the book with me to put into context if he meant they act like brothers or actually are
Chip n Dale are weird because it's never truly established if they are good fiends or actually related either as brothers or cousins or something

From what I understand the issue is that Bill Justice intended for them to be brothers, but that Disney's internal bibles say they're just friends. So it's an issue of who has the right to actually decide this.

Sometimes, some crimes, go slipping thought the cracks.

obvious triva too. one of them is wearing Magnum P.I. t-shirt, the other one is wearing Indiana's hat. Magnum P.I. actor (Tom Selleck) was supposed to play Indiana Jones before Ford took the role

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>average person
I can assure you that the people who do that shot after nowhere near average.

They can be bi

Why the venom chum

I don't see how that proves they aren't brothers. Comparing the noses and how Dale is usually shown with a lighter coat would make more since then 6 degrees of separation trivia

>two men are friends
>that means they're gay

I've been trolled by modernity.

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I don't think he was talking about if they were brothers or not, just adding a kind of known trivia fact without relation

There are only two kind of guys that would wear a hawaiian shirt.

People have been making that joke abour Chip and Dale for decades though.

The concept of "roomates" is not really a thing in most of the world outside the USA, you are either family or banging.

Oh that makes more sense

They are twin brothers.

BART GO TO YOUR ROOOOOM!

According to the RR show they are just really affectionate friends

there's a point where you stop being friends and start being a couple of gay hippies that live out in the jungle, eat bugs, and adopt lost pussies