What argument would you use against Mr. Herriman's "two squares" rule?

What argument would you use against Mr. Herriman's "two squares" rule?

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Slip him some laxatives

Wipe using his fur

Thats an extremely hard question
They live on a mansion with at least a million habitants, even if the bathrooms are on the hundreds (wich they are not), the money runs short on the mansion, as they have to feed all those mouths, medicate them, buy them stuff, and for the bigger ones, the supplys are bigger.
So the ''two squares'' rule is quite needed to cut loses, the only way you could try to appeal to the idea of using more, would be ''the paper isnt good, it breaks and i get my fingers with shit'' , to wich , if you are lucky, you will get one extra piece of paper

Suck his cock

>They live on a mansion with at least a million habitants
With that many inhabitants, it'd make more sense to use bidets instead of tp.

Its more like....a couple hundred but your point still stands.

I mean I could argue that being unable to clean my ass properly would negatively affect me getting adopted

have bunny for dinner

use both of his ears instead

Buy a bidet or get used to everything in the house being covered in shit.

Blacklight the house so he sees how much piss, shit, and cum is all over everything because no one can wipe properly with just 2 sheets. Then I’d point out that Coco could probably lay enough rolls, so supply isn’t really a problem as long as he gave her some perks for making all the extra rolls. If that doesn’t convince him then I’ll threaten to go with the footage to the media, including the recording of him saying he doesn’t care and isn’t going to change the rule.

i would just break it and use all the toilet paper, if i'm being honest. what the fuck's he gonna do? inspect my shitting? gonna have to report him to the authorities then. Herriman was a fuckin bitch baby. motherfucker got no weight.

He can kick you out

Get some kid to imagine living toilet paper.
Or put Coco to work.

Why can't they just make an imaginary friend that can produce an infinite amount of toilet paper?

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT REAL

Beat the lights outta him and shit in his mouth; then, I'd imagine a giant living toilet paper roll friend

“I dumped so much cum in Frankie’s cunt she’s gonna need at least a few whole rolls to clean it all up”

That's when you take the recordings of him explaining the two-squares rule to the proper authorities and get the mansion shut down.

kill him and establish the Foster's Soviet

I liked his Hip-Hop video.

Imagine Frankie having to clean every single fucking toilet in the house.

If I pee and poop can I transfer a square from pee to poop? I probably wont need two for it.

Go balls-deep in his rabbit hole, then tell him to clean up using just 2 squares and see how well that works for him.

I shit a lot of blood sometimes so need to keep wiping until I can ignore it.

Would foster’s be deemed essential or get shutdown during a disease epidemic?
Bloo shows that imaginary friends can get sick like real humans.
Imagine all the unwanted infected imaginary friends roaming the streets.

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You know, I can understand eating, but why would a child's imagination be so detailed that the product of it actually needs to shit?

can't they just get some kid to imagine a friend that produces toilet paper

or have coco lay an egg full of toilet paper

Why not go all the way and imagine a friend that IS the toilet paper?

They don't allow imaginary friends for toiletry anymore because last time it didn't go over so well when someone imagined some yoshi looking fucker that licks your asshole clean

Tell him to eat shit.

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