JSA Storytime: Transformers

Like, the edginess is funny enough, but then you realize what series you're reading, and it comes across more as "You've been bad. Daddy Prime is here to give you a spanking~.".

Speaking of unsubtle sexual vibes, WOW FFVII Remake is super horny. Cloud is just drowning in puss, and a bit of dick.

sweet, got it

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Damn. Didn't even recognise him as starscream

>Speaking of unsubtle sexual vibes, WOW FFVII Remake is super horny. Cloud is just drowning in puss, and a bit of dick.
Please elaborate.

d'awwww

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incoming challenge: surviving quarantine with no more quarantine vodka

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Tifa, Aerith, possibly Don Corneo, Jessie, a SOLDIER,, maybe more.

Okay. Immediately upon meeting him, Aerith gives him a flower, obviously thinking he's cute. Tifa is not so subtly crushing on him, being the childhood friend and all. Jessie... Jessie just blatantly flirts with him every chance she gets, and seems to need to restrain herself from ripping off his clothes. There's this new character named Roche who is the designated rival, and he also uses extremely unsubtle sexual innuendo in regards to fighting Cloud. Even Wedge seems oddly attached to our beloved broody boy, insisting on calling him 'bro' and seems to be looking for an excuse to hang out with him.

I desperately want this game to somehow have a harem ending.

so when is FF7R coming to PC

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look at that smug motherfucker, lol

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Next year maybe?

well....time to work on my backlog, shit

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Hey OP. I have started watching die cast car racing on YouTube. Is is stupid yet compelling.

Should be 2021, yeah. "Limited Exclusive" and all.

I can't see a bot holding a case and not think "Brainstorm's an ass!", now

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He'll never not be Slag to me.

so how are you all today? I am hoping this will be my last hangover for a while.

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>Cloud is just drowning in puss, and a bit of dick.
So they didn't change much?

Aeris launches herself at his dick the second he falls in her lap, and he spends basically the whole game until his coma as a standoffish kewlboi.

Carrying around a lot of stress from sources that I either can't identify or are existential. But hey, I made mac & cheese!

food is good, I made leek soup tonight

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It's shocking how many of you anons I already recognize despite being anons.

Good luck OP

I know, right?

if I stick to beer I can't really fuck myself up, that's the key

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Haven't had leek soup in years...

Man I love Ramondelli his style is very unique but it works well with dark settings. His own series is shaping up nicely too so far. You can tell he planned this thing for years and propbably overhauled it a bunch of times till he considered it perfect.

>2021
If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea

I always have some volunteer leeks, so when they get big enough, into the pot they go

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I am pleased they didn't remove the cross dressing, I was sure we wouldn't see this in the remake anymore.
How can a remake be so fucking right in every aspect?

I can't not hear G2 Optimus's soundbox when he anounces his name. youtu.be/FX5B7qiKdgw

No way to acquire more vodka? No dial a bottle off nothing?

Of all the bits of G2 prime I lost over the years, I miss the voicebox most.

If not removed, I feared it'd be minimized or else super cringe. I was very pleased to be wrong.

Any pics of Dresscloud?

I'm trying to be good because I've been really bad about drinking lately :|

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I'd feel rude posting them here, but depending on choices you make and how you do in minigames you can get three. My favorite is this Victorian Gothic looking number.

Still a banger, wish there was a full song.

hey, are there any nice Windblade toys

post away, friendo

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Big Action Badass Prime is always fun.

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I'm okay. As I said, quite enjoying FFVII so far.

Thinking of getting back into some webcomics I dropped off of. Apparently some things have happened in the main three that I was into.

Like, obviously this was a thing in the original, but I'm pretty sure they ramped it up for this.

Unhappy. Things Did Not Work at work today. Shit sucks. Really stressed me out.

Danke.

Here y'are, user! Left is the one I mentioned. Not a fashion pro so I may have messed up my terminology.

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Gonna have to take a pic of your robot harem for us once you've got them all OP

well that's fucked up!

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Man, Don Cornea certainly has an odd type.

I'm actually very impressed at 1 and 3 and how well they're designed to appeal to those who like the dude in a dress look.

Incidentally, the IDW run started off with the war following a pattern of the Decepticons invading a planet by subtly infiltrating it and destabilizing it, before launching a full-on attack once it was sufficiently vulnerable, while an Autobot division also infiltrated and tried to covertly stop them.
Earth was the planet where Starscream's division was working

Sorry to hear it senpai

oh my god, that's fucking amazing

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