Hey! My son RESPECTS me

>Hey! My son RESPECTS me.

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His boy is going to grow up a republican who blames all his problems on magical Jewish people while goofy’s boy grows up normal

His son got a slammin beatnik girlfriend in college with a huge chub fetish. He's gonna be just fine.

I forgot when I first saw it, but this pic reminds me of a greentext story of Pete molesting PJ.

yes but does your wife respect you?

I always think he's entering a stargate

>republican
>being anti-semetic
You got to be kidding me.

>Scene's set up so Goofy is looking down on Pete when he walks away from him

Movie was better than it had any right to be

The Biblebelt/Trumper Republicans definitely are

My wife's alive

Then why is the MSM saying it's the other way around?

And thats why they all support israel?

nazis aren't republicans.

Don't confuse fear with respect Pete.

>lumbersexual
>normal

How are you this retarded? They, out of anyone, bend the knee the most to der juden

They're the biggest Israel cocksuckers around
Nice try kike

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't kids of overbearing parents tend to go in the complete opposite direction of those parents

If only this film had a better script, background music and a longer runtime, plus didn't try to be as dated as possible.

What? I thought the script was just fine.

When it comes to the level of strictness in the house, the kids always turn out the opposite.
Strict households produce flower children, while lax households produce authoritarians.
The kids always want to correct what they thought were flaws in their parents' style.

>hurr republican means ur bad
Hey remember when the Democratic Party wanted to keep slavery? I sure do. Seriously every political party will have shit birds on their side, stop pretending otherwise.

Dinesh D'Souza get off Yas Forums please. Stop pretending current political parties have the exact stances on issues from 150 years ago and no ideological shift has occurred as groups of people with collective belief switch parties.

It's a meh script, at least when it comes to character interactions and humor, which are too stilted and childlish imo. It was clearly a film aimed to a very young audience

lmao, the bible belt thinks Israel is god's chosen nation

Pete leans too hard into respect through fear, but he was right to draw a contrast between himself and Goofy. Max doesnt respect his father, and this is what causes the rift between them since Goofy is mostly unaware of this and has no initial idea of how to gain his respect. Pete may not be perfect but if he actually wanted to talk with his kid you can be damn sure his kid would listen

>UNDER YOUR THUMB GOOF

Evangelicals think Israel has to exist so the Apocalypse can happen and not because they have any actual love for the country or its people.

Is it respect I feel toward dictators or is it fear of being killed on the spot by saying something they don't like/disagre?

Roxanne really felt more like a plot device than an actual character. She literally disappears of the film for more than 40 minutes once the road trip starts. They should've had a scene with her in the middle of the film, maybe after the Bigfoot part.

>Damn Pete, didn't know you had it in you.

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>while goofy’s boy grows up normal
>Max fucking goof growing up normal
you're the biggest faggot yet

This x1000.
Hell, evangelicals are the BIGGEST supporters of Israel. There are full on Jews who don't suck their dick as hard.