>tfw no goth gf
Tfw no goth gf
Welcome to the club
>That surprised look on that fags face
I'd still do her.
A goth gave me a handjob once, but I left her for a christian girl
>I am stupid but if I say this is YOU then I'm intelligint
Someone make a comic about a guy and his big tiddy goth gf
The mallgoth is the most attractive one of these three.
False. Tradgoths reign supreme
Is the punchline:
A) Goth chick has an almost identical daughter?
B) Goth chick has a cheery, childish side?
C) Goth chick was really a child in makeup, a wig, and platform shoes?
>C) Goth chick was really a child in makeup, a wig, and platform shoes?
As most of them actually are, yes.
>1980s anime
>2000s anime
>2020s anime
Pretty sure is the second one or the third one depending of who made this in the first place.
The joke is the contrast between the appearance she adopts in public and what she actually looks like relaxing at home. She loses a ton of height without the shoes and updo, and her actual face is a lot more childish without the makeup to add emphasis. Also, she likes blankets, teddybears, and her socks don't match - all of which are not actually uncommon things, but make the contrast even more severe.
I thought the joke is that she turned out to be a retarded child like the majority of women who initially seem viable and desirable.
Deathrockers are where the fun people are at. Goth music is better with punk rock than post punk, but only after the first wave of goth when they were still more punk and less hard rock as they became after 1985.
What is yer offer?
>intelligint
C. Gothfags are closet paedos
Short girls are cute
i think it's just she wants to be comfy at home
lot of woman without make up look like kids
>lot of woman
You just want girls that look like legal loli.
No? Admittedly I'd be freaked out by the blanket/teddy bear.
>Pokemon evolution
>Digimon evolution
not that user but Christ yes I fucking do/would/need/yes/Please
I can’t read this is illegible
>closet paedos
Most goth bands have older members.
Tried to make a venn diagram but it's a mess, I may have to make some sort of branching thing, but I'm not getting it done any time today.
The general point the user was likely trying to make is that similar things influenced the looks of these subcultures, and some of the preceeding subcultures influenced things that would go on to influence the successors, but it's not a linear evolution of the subcultures.
Which is sort of insightful in a historical progress sense, but not that important.
It's not even people on the outside looking in ("retards" as the user put it) that mislabel them, "Mallgoths" and "Edgethots", labels themselves made up by outsiders by the way, likely refer to themselves generically as "Goth" if asked what their vibe is since it's become a shorthand for being into glum, anti-social or occult shit.
That’s some mental gymnastics you’ve set yourself up for, you got there.
Most goth girls are either sticc, all tits/no ass, or obese. Everyone else is a cosplayer.