Canon incest
The Darkness, right? Every time i see a page posted from this comic this protag is fucking a different broad.
>the darkness
yes
>fucking
no, if he has a kid he dies so he doesn't want to fuck anyone and it drives him nuts
Why do this?
He could make a woman, he just doesn't.
he tried but they ended up looking like the goblins he normally summons
I always felt more that Pietro was in love with Wanda but she wasn't in love with him.
Yeah and he didn't want to help the Brotherhood so they wouldn't help him learn how to.
Doesn't he end up having a kid with Sara/Witchblade? I admit I don't follow those comics and only have some small surface knowledge of them.
Just close your eyes man
Millar based Ultimate Wanda and Pietro on Angelina Jolie and her brother James Voight who always did weird incest shit like pic related. But outside of a few incest jokes and Pietro reading Wanda poems while they both sipped wine on a gondola, he didn't really take it to the next level other than making one giant trahsy joke.
Loeb was the one one that went full pants retarded and made them into an actual couple and had Wasp and Wolverine (who might have been their biological father) defend their relationship. I guess Loeb just wanted to make the the most scandalous and edgiest shit he could do in the Ultimate Universe. It's how we got Ultimatum.
ya, but The Darkness does it, not him so I guess it gets a pass also He kills his baby to remake the world
You wish.
What did Roy Thomas mean by this
Obsidian and Jade were basically Claremont lesbians except Todd had a penis.
Was this before or after his son died?
After
claremont lesbians is a good way to describe them yeah.
fucking idiot just do anal
Kal and Kara have been having freaky scenes together for decades
Kissing isn't incest
Stupid americans
JLA: Classified. The blonde is the original Kid Amazo. He thinks he's just a normal high school guy with a girlfriend. Turns out he's an android. His father is Amazo and his mother is his girlfriend.
What the hell is a Claremont lesbian?
Not that guy but claremont had a looooot of women basically being bisexual despite being not actually bisexual, ya feel
Like he was just horny and just put lesbian shit in there (like he did all his other fetishes) and for the most part gave the women male love interests after having them do very sapphic activities
The X Women oneshot with that manara cover is basically what his women where like in general
I thought he had a daughter? Or was that AU shit.
In hindsight it was actually a good move to make Obsidian gay because what an albatross their whole Infinity Inc deal was.
Context?
Didnt this bitch always wanted to fuck Namor?
He does end up making a woman but it turns out that this is one of the ways the Darkness tries to fuck over its users; if they keep the same Darkness woman around for too long and it gets pregnant, it gives birth to an incarnation of the Darkness.
That was basically a moment when the Darkness hijacked his body while he was asleep and raped Sara's sleeping body while the Witchblade let it, as the Witchblade is partially corrupted by the Darkness. It was explictly done to fuck up the status quo and balance of existence.
>Didnt this bitch always wanted to fuck Namor?
Strangely enough, you can apply this phrase to literally any woman in existence.