Hey Moses, why don't you fuck this Jew?

They lived in the land of Midian, the Midianites were descendants of Abraham so they knew Jehovah

I wish holy texts allowed revisions and amendments. I'd be totally down to participating in a religion if we had new fantastical stories instead of the same ones over and over again.

Got more imagines of her?

then just worship at the altar of consumerism.

Jethro and his tribe eventually did.

That's called marvel and star wars.

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Goddamn!

just make your own religion

Was this movie supposed to make me feel for Ramses?

It also helps you realize that the Jewish God is a dick.

In the real Exodus story, Yaweh gave Ramses chance after chance to let the Hebrews go. Whenever Ramses promised he would, he reneged and that triggered the next plague.

Oh my not jewish god that would have been so easy to show in movie why the fuck didn't they do that?

To dramatize the sibling relationship, inspite of the Bible indicating that Moses never considered himself an Egyptian, possible tuaght so by his own mother(since Mariam convinced the princess to let the mother nurse him).

Mate, it was either be canonically accurate or put in the fucking greatest threat-mantic musical number ever.

Look me in the face and tell me you can live in a world where "The Plagues" song never existed. And if we're being technical here, the lyrics actually *do* allude that Pharaoh denies these chances for release repeatedly. "You who I called brother, why must you call down another blow? Let my people go, thus saith the Lord."

um, whats with these d*rk skinned people? Everyone in the bible was white with blonde hair and blue eyes

No, no, no. They were almond eyed and were communists.

I thought they were walking, talking vegetables.

Then it wouldn't be a religion, nimrod.When you try to add 'new stories' to the Bible you get shit like the Mormons.

What the fuck is wrong with you.

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