This movie came out today, anyone watching it? How is it? mega?
This movie came out today, anyone watching it? How is it? mega?
Andrew Peterson
Camden Perry
Too lazy to watch it right now.
Julian Foster
I only care if there's sex.
Seriously sick of all these mature cartoons made by repressed puritans.
Joshua Green
>I only care if there's sex.
It's Mortal Kombat, user. The only part of the human anatomy that should be going inside the bodies of other people are fists and feet through skulls or through chests. Why would you be looking for sex in a Kombat movie?
Sebastian Richardson
I'm downloading it now
Nolan Anderson
Scantily-dressed ladies are a major part of MK.
You could easily do a sexy-violent Mileena scene, I'm easy.
Zachary Perez
mega?
Bentley Ramirez
Smoke? Is smoke in?
Adrian Diaz
Just fucking torrent it
Robert Lewis
>Scantily-dressed ladies are a major part of MK.
Fair point, but them actually having sex isn't.
Christopher Garcia
Fair point, but it's not as though the gameplay of MK would allow for that, except in a cutscene.
I feel like a movie is more narrative, so it has a better chance to lead to something like that. I don't expect a sex scene in an MK game, but with this, relatively new medium for the property, I hold out some hope and post my expectations in the thread early so I can have them confirmed or denied once some user torrents and watches the movie.
Jaxson Phillips
Well Cassie is the result of Johnny Cage and Sonya blade fucking
Angel Jenkins
>"Hi daddy, I'm gonna be famous (unnh!) too!"
Nothing makes my dick harder than a womanizer having a hot daughter. You just know Johnny's torn up about that.
Daniel Bennett
Only watching it if
D’vorah shanks Scorpion and he fucking dies
Ryder Lewis
It takes place during the first tournament so you’re not getting that
Hudson Ramirez
Johnny Cage is into ballbusting.
Jackson Cook
Holy fucc I want some of that succ
Jaxson Kelly
Pretty sure Li Mei and Onaga were fucking, but they shouldn't be in this one.
Angel Russell
LAAAAMMMMMEEE
Jaxon Foster
Shit, I forgot that comes out in April, better find a way to watch it.
You just know the writers would find a way to shoehorn her into it. In fact she was already in the flashback in MKX.
>mfw you have good taste
Jason Miller
Andrew Cruz
Watch Castlevania
Justin Martinez
it's mega shit that's for sure
Joseph Ward
>the first game retold for the 20th time
I’ll watch it but goddamn I wish they chose a different premise. When I hear “MK Legends” I think I’m getting a relatively obscure story set within the lore of the series like Mythologies Sub-Zero
Aiden Gomez
I liked that it finally got sexy this season, being a vampire show and all.
Robert Mitchell
>How is it?
Perfect movie for lazy afternoon, you can just eat chips and watch lots of gore and many fights. Nothing special, nothing awful.
Juan Clark
Just to sate my curiosity, any sex or nudity at all?
Jaxon Ramirez
But what about Tundra?
Elijah Cruz
Sounds good enough for me.
Jaxon Barnes
Why sonya looks like a shemale?
Lincoln Smith
On ep 4 right now, is the morning after scene with Sypha and Trevor all there is to it?