Who gets the KO, Hulk or Superman?

I’m pretty sure those same laws prevent gamma irradiated freaks and solar powered aliens

DB characters being vulnerable just by being unaware is an underutilized concept. I can only remember the instance you cite and the one time Killin three a rock at an either day dreaming or sleeping Goku.

Which Hulk? Are we talking about WWH?

Hulk. He is easily stronger than Superman.

Superman got his ass kicked by Muhammad Ali. Hulk got his ass kicked by Batman. Batman > Muhammad Ali. Hulk is taking this.

God straffe Hulkfags

Hulk is confirmed capable of punching the multiverse to death. Superman is strong, but he ain't no where near Hulk strong.

Poor Hulk, his entire gimmick is that he is supposed be absurdly strong and put all the other heroes to shame, at the cost of general self-control and being treated as a monster by everyone, yet he is still considered a push-over by most people. Maybe Immortal Hulk will finally give him the buff he needs for people to take him seriously again.

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Superman's reaction and speed are ridiculous considering the speeds he flies at without colliding into things, rope-a-dope won't even describe how he'd do a chump in a ring.
>B-but Hulk won't tire! He'll get mad and stronger and
Doesn't matter, when the count's up Hulk will have shit for points until Superman takes it clean.

Now, you put the Flash in there and it's another story, I'm not even sure how they'd count up what whiffed and what connects seeing how it'd be a blur.

When DC came up with a guy to kill Superman, they used spikey Hulk.

OP didn't ask for points user.

Its to KO.

A simple old katana swung by an overweight, completely human dude was able to cut off the tail of a massive Vegeta in monkey form. Vegeta who was orders of magnitude more powerful than Nappa who rapped every Z fighter.

Not only are these dudes vulnerable, they're even more vulnerable than things are in the real world. Like, a Kendo-trained swordsman with a nice, taken-care of Katana will still occasionally struggle to cut through a tatami roll, but a massive, thick as hell monkey tail got lopped off by normal-ass Yajirobe like it was made of paper.

According to DB's own rules, a sniper could take out Goku with a barrett rifle from a mile away as long as he was able to avoid detection.

Superman is infinitely more powerful than Hulk. Not to mention a far better fighter. He wouldn't even need to punch Hulk to kill him.

That's if Superman blitzes him. Even then, Hulk can take hits from Sentry.

Muhammad Ali would wipe the floor with that pampered richie rich mamma's boy.

Hulk has TOBA backing him

>When DC came up with a guy to kill a Superman who had just been retconned to be at his weakest since 1950 they used spikey Hulk, and yet Superman killed him, didn't die and instead became more powerful.

Fixed that for you.

Sentry is a bitch. Superman would make him vomit last week's dinner with a single punch.

Power isn't everything, pretty boy.

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>A simple old katana swung by an overweight, completely human dude
I read that as "completely hung dude" by mistake.

Looks like hulkamanias about to run wild on supes

Hulk can't touch him user, so he's never getting a K.O.

Meanwhile even if Superman does nothing but lightly tap him it counts and then back off it's going to count.

The match goes to points by default otherwise it's not going to be nothing but millenia of dodging until the sun starts to go red.

Points still count even if you can take the knocks, especially if you can't land any back. Hulk's reaction time and superhuman speed at its heighest is still below a Kryptonians.

How to spot a casual:

>Notices Hulk's catchphrase is to claim he is the strongest there is.
>Actually believes it.

I take solace in that the MCU, the highest form of canon they will ever know, just shat on their favorite greenie.

Muhammad Ali was a bitch faggot. Also threw the fight in that story.

>all this headcanon

Yajirobe's girth IS legendary, to be fair.

Marvel doesn't have a character that is capable of handling Superman in a fight like this. They should sit this one out and let Goku have a chance at it

I guess Brucey bout to get raped by a bitch faggot then.

Meanwhile Batman can knock Hulk out with a kick

Better question: Who gets the KO, Hulk or Broly?

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Superman gets hit by people slower than him all the time, and Hulk can tag the Surfer.

>Z Broly
Beats him senseless
>Super Broly
Anal penetration

Hulk loses even harder than in the OP

Not canon

Superman got raped by Venom

Hulk.
In the comics got punched back to Banner by Namor and Sentry. Got K.O'd by Thing. Gotten raped by Superman in every crossover fight they've had.

In your precious MCU got raped by weak ass Stark. Then by Thor. Then by Thanos. Then by the entirety of Endgame. Also by a big fall and by nameless drone mooks in the first Avengers movie.

Clearly, deluding themselves in Yas Forums threads is the Hulk fan's last respite. Don't be too hard on them boyos.

Which is why he always gets the pussy.

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>an actual martial artist vs REEEEEEEEEEE IM THE STRONGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSTTTTTTTTT
Goku stomps, better to pair Hulk up with another autist like Broly

If Superman blitzes him (which isn't in his character), he might ko Hulk too quickly for Hulk to recover. If not, Hulk simply gets stronger and stronger until Superman can't handle him.

So Hulk wins?

Do you people not understand canon?

Forgot to add he also got punched back to Banner by Hyperion and beaten by Thor.

Marvel literally, canonically, has gotten Hulk raped by 4 separate Superman imitators, not to mention agreed to have Hulk lose every fight he's had with Superman and Hulk fans STILL won't get it.

>green behemoth stronger than Doomsday (aka the Hulk faggots)
>Doomsday >>> Superman
>Hulk > Doomsday > Superman
Even DC themselves admitted Hulk is stronger

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Don't forget how weak Ultimate Hulk is. He also got knocked out by Blue Marvel.

Are you forgetting how Hulk beat Sentry in WWH?

Right. Namor, Sentry, Thor, Hyperion and Blue Marvel. 5 Superman wannabes have raped Hulk and greenies won't get it. Who else? I think in some alternate future Wonder Man kills Hulk. Has Gladiator beaten Hulk?

Spiderman > Venom
Venom > Superman
Superman > Spiderman
So...Peter should have kept the black suit.

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Biggest Hulk fans tend to be weak manlets or betas who project their masculinity on Hulk. Pretty pathetic desu desu

Better than being a Superman cultist

Almost all those guys have lost to hulk what you talking about

Stop using Batman as an argument. Batman has kicked the Hulk AND Superman's asses. This isn't about Batman.

It's alright user. He believes in you. You can always be better.

Batman would dismantle Ali and break his leg the same way Inoki did to Ali. And unlike in the fight against Inoki, Ali won't have referees to protect him nor limit what Batman can and can't do in a fight.

>hulkfags and superfags: the 2 most autistic capeshit faggots
All we need now is flashfags to complete the trifecta

Superman
>Makes Dr. Manhattan go into existential crisis and shit his blue onesie at the prospect of getting punched by Superman.

>ended up doing fuckall to him

Yajirobe was capable of keeping up with Kid Goku and fighting him to a standstale despite no martial arts training and ki usage. Yajirobe is the most powerful non-ki Earthling.

Your boi is a jobber is what I'm saying.

I was thinking more the fans who claim the world is cynical and darker for not liking Superman