>This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!
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This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!
Brody Bell
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Liam Nelson
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Cooper Johnson
>Americans think Mexico is actually good at futbol
Gavin Reed
Unfortunately, height does have a lot to do with playing sports. There's no way manlets can compite against a bunch of 6'6 german monsters.
Ryder Campbell
>Mexico
>Portugal
>good
What?
Joshua Gomez
Except that being shorter gives you less reaction time, a better gravity center and a better and more dexterous domain on your limbs.
Height only benefits you in basketball and volleyball.
Kayden Allen
Messi, Maradona and Pele are manlets
Xavier Morris
>less reaction time
Isaiah Jackson
>people cant understand a simple joke
Ryder Nelson
>This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Niger or Germany!
Luke Williams
Wasn't that the joke? Both of those countries suck at football (Portugal not so much, but this was before CR7)
Logan Thompson
Portugal(and Mexico) was never even able to even reach the finals.
Brody Cruz
Nigger life is not a videogame.
Jaxson Campbell
Hahahaha manlet cope
Daniel Ross
>Messi
He's not tall, but definitely not short. And obviously, he's a special case, not everyone can be Messi
Maradona and Pele both played in a time where players were a little bit shorter.
I'm not saying manlets can't be good at sports. Shit, from what I have seen in my life, they sometimes put a lot more effort into being good to compensate their heigh.
BUT
good manlet > mediocre tall player
good player > > > good manlet
Bentley Perez
Height benefits you in everything, especially in life. When you will ever learn?
Connor Sullivan
>Germany is the Final Boss
Ryan Davis
The joke is only third world shitholes play soccer.
Ayden Myers
Just like my canadian video games!
Zachary Reed
this is one of my favourite scenes in the simpsons
i'm not american, so football is big here - but i don't care about football so it still hit home
Cameron Mitchell
No. The joke is that they're acting like winning at soccer matters when irrelevant countries like Argentina, Sweden, Hungary and Uruguay make it to the finals and some of them win. If it's not USA vs USSR it didn't matter to Americans in the 90s.
Matthew Young
But soccer is the biggest sport in Russia/USSR. They just suck at it.
Chase Brown
>Netherlands
Brody Brooks
Dude, Messi literally had a growth hormone disorder. He was way shorter than the average person.
Gavin Russell
Explain why Germany is the best then? Wtih Euro nations coming out on top
Jordan Gonzalez
Like I said, third world shitholes.
Liam James
Exactly. If the USSR didn't git gud at it to show up the west then it's not a real sport. Meanwhile the Miracle on Ice was voted SI's most iconic cover despite most Americans having no clue who Connor McDavid is.
Adam Brown
>90% of the confirmed subaharan cases were on South Africa
>9% at Ghana
It's crystal clear africa simply can't test anyone due to lack of medics and hospitals or maybe even their population ignoring it, their only 2 non shithole countries got 99% of all cases.
Nathan Davis
Mexico was fated to lose, after all, Portugal has Ariaga, Ariaga II, Bariaga, Aruglia and De Souza.
Ryder Adams
>ghana
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Hudson Bell
Mexico is invincible in their home turf, what about Portugal?
Carson Baker
Cameron Brooks
lol okay retard