i'd just use some super science or "GAMMA RAIIYYSS HURRR" to give myself powers
If you lived as a normal person in either the Marvel or DC multiverse, how jealous would you be of people with powers...
Sounds like a villain to me
Sugar, spice and everything nice no chemical X for you.
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I mean who wouldn't?
I would probably be paranoid as fuck about those freaks taking over the planet and enslaving the human race. Honestly I don’t want them anywhere near my city.
jej That's funny.
most people would shit their pants I mean think about it.
>your some random every day joe trying to get by
>your doing your weekly bank stuff
>while your lined up the tv shows some random photographer getting turned into a giant radioactive monster and super man kicks the shit out of him
>people actually cheer for this, what the actual fuck is wrong with them you think
>whatever, the line is still moving
>suddenly some fucking kid breaks though the wall with a cat
>it turns into a fucking tiger
>some dumb ass tries to run and gets mauled right infront of you
>you get covered in the poor guys blood
>the kid snaps his fingers and other people who try to run turn into animals to torment them
>he turns his gaze onto you
>ohfuck.jpg
>he snaps his fingers, you turn into a goose
>a. fucking. goose.
>an hour later a bucket head hero stomps the little kids shit
>turns post people back to human if they have not gone full animal
>fucker doesn't turn you back
>some bullshit about being in that body too long or whatever but use magic on you so you can speak
>this is your life now
>the next week you go to the bank
>some guy with a mirror gun shows up
>notthisshitagain.jpg
>fucking shoots you despite you being a fucking goose
>your now trapped in a mirror world because the flash broke the mirror you were in
>can't possibly get any worse
>the mirror shard gets put in a realm of nightmares and horror
such is live living in the world of supers.
Sure he can. just look at his most recent movies.
I already live in a world where some people are blessed at birth with gifts I'll never have, and I've come to terms with that.