Only the best crackships in this thread

>Astolfo
>One of Charlemagne's 12 paladins
>A comedic hero, but still a hero
>The Japanese turn him into fapbait for perverts

This is so enormously disrespectful to the legends it's making my blood boil.

Wait until you see what they did to Arthur Pendragon.

you are the literal definition of newfag, congrats

May be off-topic but there's this dude named 0r0ch1 who crack ships his furry OC with every cartoon character he wants to fuck.

Also there's this guy called The Art Manor who has been waifuwagging Molte from Pandemonium Wizard Village with his OC for years, but that's more Yas Forums related.

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>Expecting anything other then complete rape from Japan.

user you need to get your head checked.

I go to Yas Forums, not Yas Forums. I don't watch anime.

Jesus, no. Not Arthur.

>Anne Frank/DBZ

Wow, real amateur hours here

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That's a poor representation of the General Lee flag.

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That's because it's not based on General Lee's flag

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Surprisingly she's one of the more tame ones

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>Yas Forums
like I said

watch out boys.

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I'm mad they made Gilgamesh and Inkidu into fujo bait, two super bros made gay af. Not even the cool ultra manly kinda gay. Billy the kid is a runner up in the anger category.

I refuse to believe it. That's... what, Joan of Arc or something.

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HEY HEY HEY TRAPS ARE FUCKING GAY

Ditto

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I don't know why, but Hank calling Peggy a hoe out-of-character bothers me more than the ship.

Oh, that's clever. Carry on, then.

"Heyheyhey. Date rape is not okay!"

"King" Arthur. The first game was a visual novel. So there was a harem including, obviously, your younger "specifically not blood related" sister.

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This thread is now ogre

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I actually really like Greg x jasper

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youtube.com/watch?v=yK2Y2Aszaz4

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Funnily enough Joan of Arc does look similar enough that a Cthulhu summoning child murdering Gilles de Rais mistook girl Arthur for her.

I'm still sad Greg ended alone and Jasper got pushed aside

Damn, Nyanners is fucking hot if you ignore her fucking Shrek.

Very sad. Muscle mommy deserves some of the murdercock. Think about it she would be getting penetrated by the same thing that killed her diamond. Thats like poetic or some shit

No this is Joan of Arc

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>a Cthulhu summoning child murdering Gilles de Rais

This is the only one so far that's acceptable.

Fucking Japanese -- she was a brunette!

Is this artist autistic, based, or both?

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Wait til you see sir Francis Drake.

Yeah, it's my ancestors' regiment so what better way to pay homage to them than bizarre fetish art on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum

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GOD DAMN IT

did I hear a nigga order paul bunyan, still big though an april fools character.

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If it makes you feel better they do it to their own historical figures too, Nobunaga has been turned into a girl multiple times for multiple series.

And there are some bright sides, people thought Napoleon Bonaparte was gonna be a lolI but they decided to give him the manly man look.

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Oh god I read it in his voice perfectly

You think THAT'S disrespectful? This is Saint Martha of Bethany

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Japanese can be fucking disgusting, user

Or Nero.

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Wait til you see what they did to Julius Caesar.

Only saving grace is being voiced by Sakura Tange

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I'm not sure how I should feel about all of that gay porn of him

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Still wondering why they turned fucking Spartacus into that thing

Napoleon and Joan. Old French generals sure to love their cannons.

You should feel thankful they didn't make an anime girl, called her Napoleon and came up with some cringe convoluted story to explain Napoleon being a girl

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