What is even HAPPENING ANYMORE?!
Gotham High
Bruce is a chink/kike, Joker is some antifaggot, and Selina has an orgy with both of them. Also
>Batman
>is Chinese
Kek
This reads like something off of webtoons.
After all these years, I just got it
>jack napier
>jackanape
Selena's also Latina for some reason. lol
I'm not even joking, her full name is "Selena Garcia Kyle."
>Joker is some antifaggot
Elaborate, please.
lol they turned the comments off.
>Bruce is some bitchy chinaman.
>Alfred's husband... IS ALFRED
He's white, that means he's probably a pro-Comicsgate and anti-diversity. /s
Because a character's morality is judged by their skin color nowadays. lol
What are the first 6 letters in "antifaggot?"
Wasn't Gotham high original a proposed animated series that got canned?
they end up cucking Selina dont they?
Depends on which of the 9001 definitions for cuck you're using.
I thought you meant he hates fags.
Don't call it an elseworld. This is the future you chose.
>you
I'm not the one who said it, I just read it carefully.
33k dislikes 2k likes.
Okay, you fucking white male cunts need to fucking stop. You dont own the keys to the Kingdom any more, move over and let the queens sit on the throne. This comic is not for you, it's for younger, smarter, more tolerant people. You had your chance at comics and all you did was spread hate. The new rule is here and were nothing but love.
Yes! and it looked decent. slashfilm.com
>and it looked decent.
No?
Marvel and DC are on their way out, and when they are, Comicsgate will step in to fill the void.
Tis not a matter of if, only when. lol
Based Joker
He still secretly wants the bat cock
What is this? Jim Gordon's fanfiction?
I unironically think that the Joker actually hates faggots.
I don't think he cares much for them
>antifa
Joker is a sassy black lady? Cause that's what that sounds like.
Honestly, I don't want the Comic Industry to implode, but they keep doing this to themselves and then get confused when people don't buy them.
The customers are the ones who decide if something's successful, not the Comic Pros. lol
>Selena's also Latina for some reason. lol
>I'm not even joking, her full name is "Selena Garcia Kyle."
But why?
It’s sadly the truth.
We all know perfectly well why.
Look at the name of the writer. She says she's got Chinese ancestry as well, so she made Bruce Chinese for that one specific reason.
I don't think anyone cares about this thing, it's just a big mess.
So this entire plot is some shitty version of Selina manipulating and gaslighting a shitty version of Bruce to fight a shitty version of Joker over who gets to fuck her and all this is wrapped up in some shitty high school setting? Who asked for this? Is this some rejected CW show they decided to turn into a comic instead?
It's been out for a few days, why hasn't anyone leaked it? I wanna read this trainwreck
Why do you even care about this one, it's just yet another out-of-continuity book that's aimed at the YA crowd that isn't even connected to the other YA books that do out-of-continuity things. Like at least with New Warriors it's a mainline book, so I could see people getting upset.
No one wants to pay for it.
So is this comic about Selena being a whore and trying to coax the two into running a train on her / getting into a poly relationship?
Isn't that just normal Selina?
Finally, us epic gamers are getting the Joker representation we've been longing for.
>it’s a female writer self inserts and raceswaps for no reason episode
>MFW the writer straight-up admits that she doesn't know anything about Batman
I can't believe this fucking thing is real.
GAMERS RISE UP
>What excited you both about debuting new versions of not only Batman, but also the Joker and Catwoman?
>DE LA CRUZ: Bruce Wayne is the billionaire. He’s the richest man alive. So I thought, wouldn’t it be fun if his family was Chinese and from Hong Kong? That made it feel real. There’s been a big influx of wealthy Chinese people who moved from Hong Kong to Arcadia in Los Angeles, and that’s where my mom lives, I’m part-Chinese, my brother lives in Hong Kong, so I thought it would be great to put what I know into Bruce Wayne. I just wanted him to be a little bit more representative of my background and giving him an authentic family – Alfred is not just his butler but also his uncle, his gay uncle from Hong Kong. It gives it this fabulous Crazy Rich Asians sheen to it.
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This is some self insert fanfic tier writing DC is producing these days.
Is... is that Michael Jackson?
>tfw she also admits that she's literally Selina
Depends on who is writing her. And when it comes to Bruce she's usually pretty straightforward. If anything it's usually his drama that ends up dragging her around.
Member when comic books were used to tell fun stories and not to shove politics in the reader's face?
I highly doubt that at any point in her life was she ever a Selina. And if by some chance she was, the guys around her must have either been blind or had some bottom of the barrel tier standards.
Why Garcia? it's very common! why people from the US think all the latinos have latino last names?
>be such a shit writer you have to bring self insertions into EVERY piece of your literature
Wtf is this art?
>Action Comics #1. Part 1 in a two part story where Superman tries to stop a munitions magnate from profiting off war and intervenes in a conflict in a war-torn South American republic.
No. No I don't.
How bad can it be? Seriously. We can't sink any lower right?
It gets better: Jack/Joker is the artist's self insert.
you don't rike it?
>It gets better: Jack/Joker is the artist's self insert.
Holy shit how horrible
Seriously, Bruce has the most unhuman face
Aw c'mon. Don't tell me you guys AREN'T looking forward to an official sanctioned equivalent of My Immortal?
While this is obvious bait in Yas Forums, I wonder if anyone on Twitter seriously thinks like this.
>Bruce has the most unhuman face
The thumbnail looks exactly like a female.
>Jack/Joker is the artist's self insert.
makes sense
Has anyone ever told this lady that crazy rich Chinese people tend to be assholes? Hell, Crazy Rich Asians actually made it pretty clear.
Sadly, those have always been the minority. The politics have always been around, the only difference is that the politics resonated with the readers as opposed to only be mental masturbation for the creators.
Yeah, that's right. Your political writing sucks. It only exists for your to jerk off about how much better you are compared to the average pleb. a Playboy Nudie has more worth than your crap.
He would be one of those closeted self hating homos or be completely apathetic to them
oh god. oh no. i've seen too many Netflix shows to know where this is going.
Wtf is that anatomy on the last panel?
Someone post the orgy page.
They beat each other up for Selina.
There's no orgy.
Seems the unintentional lesson of this comic is bros before hoes.
>Okay I’m in the middle of reading Gotham High. This book is so fucking stupid I want to be bludgeoned with a baseball bat so that I lose all memories of this book! Seriously DC you should be ashamed of yourself.
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LMAO
What the FUCK is going on with his eyes?
Don’t forget that Selina is 16, while Joker and Bruce are 18.