THERE IS NO ESCAPE

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

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>suddenly, all of the sjws calling Batman a wealthy, privileged parasite who attacks the less fortunate are nowhere to be seen...

>according to Jewosh tradition

Aka Bruce was raised catholic but people want to push the jewish matrilineal shit.

I thought SJWs hates Jews

>Halacha dictates that being a member of the Jewish people is traced matrilineally. Because Jacob’s mother was Jewish, so was he. Kate’s mother Gabi was Jewish, making Kate, and any hypothetical children she were to have, Jewish as well. Unless DC comes out and says Jacob converted, or is only a half-brother, this would make the entire Kane family Jewish. That includes Martha Wayne. So, according to tradition, if Batman’s mother was born Jewish, then so was Bruce.

big if true

When it's defending jews from nazis, SJWs love them. When it's debating the existence of israel, SJWs hate them.

>SJWs hate Jews

Wait, Wait, Hold the fuck up, You serious?!

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They hate Israel.

Reminder that Grant Morrison wrote Bruce as despising the Kanes, the family from his mother's side, as a dig against Bob Kane, Batman's co-creator. If the Kanes are indeed all Jewish, then Bruce's a self-hating Jew. Specially since Morrison had Bruce hating his mother's side for being all greedy and untrustworthy fucks out to get his father's fortune.

They hate Zionist, you dumbfounded Chilea teenager.

Will a rabbi try to circumcise him in the next run? Maybe he could be a reoccurring villain.

Oh, and Scott Snyder kept that hatred going after the New 52 reboot.

I bet the person writing this got a stiffy at realizing they could check a box that places a major pop culture character into a potentially marginalized group.

The entire movement was created by jews

So, does that make Dobson an anti-Semite?

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Why Bruce hate his mother's family so much?

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Aren't they more fond of saying that he's a privileged manbaby that wails on poor people to make himself feel better? I don't think him being Jewish would change that.

>"Why they should go through Crime Alley? Robinson Park is much safer at night and requires less walking, and my dentist Hyman's nephew Murray works as a kosher hot dog salesman there, a good discount he could give them, although the Waynes don't really need a discount what with all the money he is makin'! But no, Thomas has to take Crime Alley, the ruffian! He's a doctor, and doctors always get Wednesday's off, why he want should walk though Crime Alley makes no sense, it is not as if he was working extra hard that day! Oy..."

Could you stand them either?

So all the new characters that are being made aren't straight white men, and all the past straight white men are getting reconnected as jews
What fun

>Jewish
>Known for athleticism and altruistic acts of public service
Only in fiction

>Batman is jewish
>Batman
>rich jew
>who goes out and fights crime for goyim I mean Gotham
>a rich jew being athletic and serving goyim by fighting other goys
Jews can’t be superheroes. And The best jewish superheroes never bring it up or are ashamed.

>Wait, Wait, Hold the fuck up, You serious?!
I’m not a SJW but they hate how racist israel is against the Palestinians, it’s crazy the SJWs are more anti jew than the biggest hick southern baptist. The south has been hijacked by evangelical Zionism.

Its partially Thomas's fault for what happened. What kind of billionaire not have a car waiting outside for them to take them home? Is he a cheapskate?

Dobson is oversoyed and a lost cause. Dudes 100% estrogenated.

The SJWs only care about blacks. Its the only minority that matters to them. They are self-hating whites that allied with the blacks in an attempt to make up the crimes of their ancestors.

>The SJWs only care about blacks. Its the only minority that matters to them. They are self-hating whites that allied with the blacks in an attempt to make up the crimes of their ancestors.
Well yes but they’ve also gone full hispanic Marxist (because blacks always hover at 12-13% and Hispanics are becoming the majority) and are full on Muslim apologist as well. Maybe not so much in the US but especially in Europe.

>The SJWs only care about blacks.
Then why do you never see them with real blacks instead of the raised is the suburbs, nerdy fat/skinny blacks?

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I read that in Rabbi Krustofsky's voice.

Ok, Yas Forums

Kate was clearly not meant to be related to Bruce, but DC made it so as soon as both Rucka and Williams were gone.

It really helped ruin the character for me.

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They are lead by Jews and their ideologies are created by Jews

Pretty sure he is Anglican. His family is Scottish.

trannies and muslims are a priority on the persecution list now though

Morrison is a bad writer

>this clickbait again
Bruce’s mother’s BROTHER married a Jewess and CONVERTED to Judaism. The Kanes AREN’T Kikes.

>Batman is Jewish

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He's American. He's already circumcised. Only mexicans and brown people are uncut.

if he is scottish he is either catholic or kirk

>Why Bruce hate his mother's family so much?
Because Morrisson needed Bruce to have some sort of surviving family but still have them be so horrible that he was raised by the non-related Alfred as a plot point for his run.

You're a bad writer.

Keep it in your pants Tim.

>if he is scottish he is either catholic or kirk
Ooooh. I forget Scotland is a kind of Presbyterian. I always forget how much Protestantism splinters. I keep thinking Anglican covered all of the British Empire. I should have remembered how separatist Scotland is.

Isnt there some wacky bullshit about how his aunt converted?

were there any jews in Scotland?

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The Batman in the first panel is from 1994.

The Batman in the second is from 1986.

This is a jape, right? He can't actually be that stupid?

This has been a thing for a couple years, where have you been?
Batman works as part jewish, I like it. Besides, isn't Dick Grayson a gypsy?

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>can Dobson be that stupid

Oh, user...

Jews are just crackers in funny hats.

alright, heres the amount your being sued for destroying his car with a hammer

Do i get a discount for not doing it anymore?

More like this, roasty:
>Your great great father committed a crime against my great great grandfather. You, who has absolutely nothing to do with it or gained anything from it, must pay ME for it
>Oh well i'm sure my great grandfather disagreed with him and helped your great grandfather out. I'm sure your great grandfather, who was actually there, has gotten the justice your great great grandfather deserved
>You can't take credit for what your ancestors went through

This is old news? Are newsites that desperate for new material?

How antisemetic and anti black

>it's impossible that different members of a family have different faiths

woah

>If your cousin is a jew so are you
Literal nazi thinking.

Didn't some other writers wanting to make Bruce an atheist? Even though gods literally exist in their world?

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being against israel foreign policy is not the same as being anti jew

>"Superman was created to be a representation of immigration and immigrants"
>"Batman is a Jewish Atheist"
>"Wonder Woman is bisexual" (this is fine but DC "revealed" this in 2016 even though she was STRONGLY if not openly implied to be Bi in the 80's.)

If your cousin has the same last name as your mother's maiden name, then that means your uncle (mom's brother) married your aunt
Judaism is matrilineal. So his uncle married a Jewish woman, making his cousin's Jewish on their mom's side but that has nothing to do with the Kane family outside of the uncle's family.

I assume he just doesn't worship god and doesn't belong to a religion. I'm not sure if 'atheist' is the right word in this case, but I can't think of anything else. Areligious?

>>this is fine but DC "revealed" this in 2016 even though she was STRONGLY if not openly implied to be Bi in the 80's
she literally comes from an island not too dissimilar to the island of Lesbos. But comes to like men too. Wouldn't this have been mentioned in golden age wondy?

>she was STRONGLY if not openly implied to be Bi in the 80's.
The implied meme has to die. Everything and nothing is implied in the eyes of the viewer. Do you have the scans where the implication happened?