An old digest I found at a garage sale and scanned because of its authors

An old digest I found at a garage sale and scanned because of its authors.

Storytimed it a long time ago, but with all my spare time with quarantine, here we go again.

Upload coming later.

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You should go to
>

If I get banned for Berenstein Bare Titties, so be it.

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Sound good user, please do it!

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Jan is a graduate of my high school. Well before I graduated of course.

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>Berenstain Bears authors wrote a sex book

Absolutely based

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>it's a non-capeshit storytime

BASED

Thank you, OP. It's always nice seeing older stuff like this on here.

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Interesting as hell. You've made Yas Forums a better place.

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I know this is a humourous product, but one thing that throws me is the lack of self awareness. Like, it isn't the focus, but you get a theme of parents disapproving of their children's choice (but this book does a good job of pushing an understanding), but the people laughing at the student kids went through the same thing. I mean, this book and the jokes exist for each generation.
But self aware comedy doesn't sell.

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Original incel

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I could have sworn it was written by a couple named Bernstein!

EXACTLY what I was poorly trying to express. Theses, even in 1960-70, were not new ideas or jokes, just repackaged and repurposed as such.

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There is another very trendy word I am waiting to pop up.

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is it NEGRO

>the CHAD Brother Bill

this is literally
>you
>her
>her dad
>her ex
>her [etc.]

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kek

Nope

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That's one lucky fella.

I like that joke. The joke of parents seeing the situation quite differently from the child, and being unable to express why appropriately.

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If you knew shit about Yas Forums you wouldn't post an image in the middle of a storytime

STICC

interlocked skis? now thats kinky as fuck

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kek

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It's true, I'm but a neo-newfag of the cancer wave

I actually had no idea what the point of an engagement was before I read this book, I read this book after getting married. I always thought it was a warning period that a marriage was upcoming, not an actual step in a process.

I am the victim of a degradation of cultural values.

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Did they just not get to know each other before popping the question

more plz

It's how it still works in ultra fundamentalist communities, and it fucking sucks. It's a tonne of embarrassing faff for nothing and it encourages couples to stick together even though they've realised they're not compatible.

Ah, you too are part of the degradation I see. Although I use degradation for humour, it really is a transition.

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Is the trendy word KEK

I knew about , but I assumed they weren't so retarded to act like that in the, uh, fifties. But I guess maybe they were. Damn, no wonder my grandparents' marriages both sucked so badly.

I am a male educator, and throughout university I had female teachers teach me about male and female disparity throughout elementary and middle school.

And no one ever discuss how to solve it. I called one teacher out on it, but got sluffed off, so that last page really grinds my gears as it is a giant underaddressed problem in younger years education.

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nope

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Cohabitation before engagement (arguably before marraige) is utterly retarded in the current era when wages are weak and housing is expensive. I say this as someone who's general beliefs would be considered SJW by this site.

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But that supports cohabitation

Your postulate is weirdly worded. Wouldn't cohabitation before marrige be economically wise in this situation?

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Anyone else thinking of Community's musical episode?

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I don't watch bad shows. I only watch anime and cartoons for children.

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holy shit he changed a lightbulb AND she boiled water?
match made in fuckin heaven

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They are cumming on everyone's coats.

This is so thoughtlessly sexist it's great, it's everything I hoped it would be

Sorry I'm drunk forgot to finish the thought. If the relationship goes tits up you're now heartbroken and homeless/living with your parents. The economic situation is why it happens more though. Relationships commonly end near leases I've noticed.

Man, I sew holes in my own socks, but I doubt I do it right. Time to research what proper darning is.

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Living with parents is the way to solve this though. What's the issue?

Anyone else amused by the suggestion reading Little Orphan Annie got him horny?

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That rebuffing goes both ways

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i presumed it was naked ankle

Those eyes seem oriented at the page. I mean the ankle is the logical conclusion, but the image implies otherwise in my opinion.

Or this site has ruined me.

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>tristan and isolde
based

It's not possible for some people though. The issue is that if your significant other bails on you and leaves you with a fat rent bill that you're only capable of paying 50% of, you're fucked. Moving backnwith family means quitting your job for a lot of people since you're moving a far distance, even if they're not going homeless.

>Quotient can never be larger than the dividend
10/.5=20
20>10
But what else would you expect from women in math?

Go back to plebbit.