BOOOOOBS!
Boobs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
What's this about BOOOOOBS?
AHH I am Cooming hardd!!
Boobs?
>Smothers, you know Bill from accounting? That's his daughter.
>Boooobs
I love the fact that Mr. Burns is so old he's able to recognize tv host parents and probably remember her as a kid
>Smothers
when is her stand alone episode with guest star elvira?
Bigger.
There's boobs and then there is stupidity. This is stupidity.
Kinda related, but the actress for Elvira did a topless photo-shoot once.
nice bobs
yeah
in the 70s i think
nice body, still damn nice even in 2020.
Elvira is a fuckin' champion. And also probably a fucking champion, not that it's my place to speculate.
with a figure like that, even into her mid 60s, im damn sure she was a champion of fucking and probably still is.
Bust or not Elvira, hands down, just has damn good genes shown throughout to us over the years with her best and barely at her worst for a lady pushing 70.
A shame that it doesn't run in the family with her family though.
hey, happens all the time.
one girl in a family can be the one with all the looks.
just look at dolly parton, no one else in her family has tits that big and it surely helped her out in her career, voice aside.
Well I guess she can breastfeed herself, hehe
Mom " Damnit Rob, this is a serious problem"
oh seth, never stop being funny....
>oh yeah
>i have a way to return the status quo on my chest
i'd want to say marge would have been better if she kept the knockers for an entire season, then next season they are gone and no one talks about it again until like 20 seasons later.
which is almost where we are, season wise.
shit, season 14 was near 20 years ago.
damn, who knew boobs were so powerful against spitballs....
>tfw I have prosthetics that big
Feels good man
>tfw could we not when gf is hungry for titty
What? I'm confused
Are you a man though?
>dilion harper
>funny
I might be flat but I'm still a girl
Proofs.
>I'm still a girl
i don't think so
Workin on it, I plan on putting out some videos. What would people want to see anyway?
No not trans, born and raised female
Show how flat you really are.
I don't really think of myself as flat anymore, to me my prosthetics are my real boobs. I mean I wear them enough.
Flash, personally. I'm okay with bra, and believing this lie.
You have prosthetic breasts?
Really.
I'm curious how you ended up with them. Did you need a double mastectomy or something?
Nope, you know those fake boobs you see in porn? Basically those. I strap them on around myself and go throughout my day.
>Implying I wear bras or t-shirts
This is the minimum
>Nope, you know those fake boobs you see in porn? Basically those
That's what I thought, but if you don't mind me asking: why?
Kay. . I'll just wait
Always wanted them basically. I always hated being flat and plastic surgery were out of the question because I'd never get big enough implants. So when I made some money off the bitcoin boom I put it towards these fakes
Neat
flat boobs allow closer ear to heart contact. big boobs are good for spooning, but harder for face to face/ 2 backed cuddling. flatter boobs don't have that short coming.
flat boobs are engineered for efficient intimacy.
Yeah well I finally feel comfortable with my body now that I wear these things. I'll be flat at work and when I have to go further into the city. Otherwise I'm a titty queen
Boob envy is cute but that's still neat too.
DO SOMETHING ALREADY
if anything they should have been a permanent change
should have Hayley get a boob job in a future episode
>wanting a gf with back problems
>wanting a gf who is harrassed and constantly ogled by perverts.
>wanting a gf who has trouble buying clothing
>wanting a gf who you can't hug properly
Milkers.