Why the everloving fuck did Danny pick Sam over Valerie?

Why the everloving fuck did Danny pick Sam over Valerie?

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He realized he was going to get femdommed by a black instead of by a goth

Because he was stupid

She's a fat nigger

He's secretly racist.

Because one is hot and the other is a mom

You poor, ignorant fool, those are the best kind.

sam was rich and he wouldn't ever have to address the issue of ruining her life at one point

Valerie actually expressed interest, and has a huge nubian goddess ass. Sam is a whiny, high maintanence, mayonaisse dipped celery stalk.

Some racists think Danny had a case of jungle fever, but it does go both ways. A cray-cray amount of black women have a white guy fetish, but because of internet shaming within the black community, never seek it out. White guys are essentially trophies to a lot black girls, in the same way that alot of white guys secretly fetishize black women.

That an Valerie has reverse JF.
She's got the mayonaisse malaise
the good credit croupe
The French Fever
Alpine Infuenza
Polish Pox
German measles (real disease btw)
Euro-bolla
the Dutch Diagnosis
she got prescribed an ivory injection
Tax bracket TB.

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>skinny bad
>fat good
Keep telling yourself this

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Because bad writing.

So what you're saying is more white guys need to ask out black girls?

low body fat percentage - okay, often good
no curve - bad

Wasn't sam a spic?

>Implying she’s fat

Sam isn't a mom.

only if they want to.

I got more -
Nordic Pneumonia
Aryan Affliction
volunteering for the government cheese famine
ditching food stamps for passport stamps
friends with benefits and liability coverage
riding the white horse

No, Paulina was the spic.

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It's been a while but if I remember correctly she's a fucking ghost hunter and Danny boy is part ghost.
Did I miss an episode?

If you google Madeline Fenton or Danny Fenton/Phantom mom, this is the picture google associates it with.

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This is correct
IIRC they don't know their identities

Characters like Paulina and Trixie make me think Butch has a really low opinion of popular girls.

No, she was a jew

Is their a cartoon where a popular girl isn't depicted as a total bitch?

Gotta be with your own kind, as Ali said.

As Told By Ginger. Courtney was a bit haughty but wasn't really malicious about it and it was more out of naivety. She was actually a better friend to Ginger than her actual "friends" were.

I don't think Danny is goth

Didn't Courtney have a crush on Ginger?

didn't muhamed ali cheat on his wife, and beat her?
I know he was a massive racist/anti-semite who joined the Nation of Islam, which is just the cult of Farakhan.

No?

I forget if the writers intended for it to be a thing but in terms of the show itself no?

Bad predetermined writing

Because she was first girl thus endgame.

danny is also directly responsible for her life being ruined

Because Butch fucked up the last part of the show.

I certainly thought so, but I don't think that was intentional.

Because Butch Hartman hates racemixing

Yeah and then preceded to have and accept mixed race grandchildren

Danny should've married Tootie

Because Sam is the female co-lead, and by the laws of animation Danny is obligated to hook up with her, no matter how much better any other girl in the show may be.

Danny's half ghost, he's already tainted his bloodline with ectoplasm as it is.

>A cray-cray amount of black women have a white guy fetish

Statistically this isn't true at all, what a terrible post

>people forgot the OG trixie
people forget trixie was not supposed to be a total bitch at all, just a girl who hides her real feelings. but then, she was flanderized and becames a just another total bitch

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Because shit writing and she was made to be an antagonist for awhile.

Butch Hartman is the master of flanderization. Season 1 and 10 are completely different casts of characters.

Black.

She was always kind of a bitch, she just directed it at Veronica more than Timmy initially.

butch admitted to being a dork in his childhood, and was picked on rich kids while growing up in beverly hills

>femdommed by a black
How is that bad

No but both he and Sam are branded as losers by society

Hartman grew up in Michigan, but California.

*not California

Nigger!

Butch is lying about his own backstory? How deep does this go.

More likely user is lying because I cannot remember Hartman ever suggesting characters like Trixie or Paulina were based on anyone.

Danny has already been electrocuted by her, I don't think he likes it
That and he doesn't want to reenact slave scenarios

>me no remember
>dey LYIN
Retard.

Post proof then, cunt.

She tried to kill him, unknowingly on her part.
But Danny knows not to fuck crazy.

Why in the everloving fuck would he pick Valerie over Sam? She was a self entitled cunt that was quick to violence, and quicker to switch sides so long as it benefitted her.

How would a black woman dominating a white man be a slave scenario

Get a taste of chocolate white boy

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