Feel old yet?

Link?

idk, encyclopedia dramatica is down, I'm sure there's a copy online somewhere, but the one I read was just them having sex and the parents thinking they're freaking and throwing Hobbes in the woodchipper

The three people who worked for Joe seemed pretty chill.

The documentary did nothing for big cat but it did created a bunch of reatards asking why you don't just let a bunch of inbred tigers free into the wild.

Which is why reputable zoos focus more on education and rehabilitation in favor of shows. Almost all of them try to find ways to re introduce captive endangered animals into the wild. Almost no aquarium or zoo worth their salt do pure entertainment shows anymore.

There's like 300 of them desu, no matter if you mean Calvin/Susie or Calvin/Hobbes

You have a point. The guy with the long hair seemed really fucked up/drunk when he had to recount how he knew about Joe killing tigers when they stopped being cute. He really did care about the animals, and Joe arguably did too once upon a time before the "fame" went to his head.
I thought it was common knowledge that you can't just release domesticated/sheltered animals into the wild? They wouldn't survive because they skipped out on most skill development periods of their life.
Yeah SeaWorld had to back off the whale shows after Blackfish

This, the workers for the most part all seemed like decent people but the actual zoo heads were generally pieces of shit

I know, I tried looking it up (god forbid anyone see my search history), the one that was specifically on encyclopedia dramatica is gone. I want to find a copy but my memory might fail me

>I thought it was common knowledge that you can't just release domesticated/sheltered animals into the wild? They wouldn't survive because they skipped out on most skill development periods of their life.
Me too, but here we are. Just go to any comment seaction about this fucking show and you'll find the "If they want to help the cats why don't they let them free" idiot.

Doc is objectively the most terrible.

Found it.

Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, pulling him closer and thanking him for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump. "Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.

Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured. He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up.

"What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.

"I love you."

"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.

"Do you really love me?"

"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.

"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.

"Wait! What?"

"I love you so much, I want to show you how much I love you, how much I appreciate how you've cared for me over the years, and been there for me. Now I want to be there for you." Hobbes looked perplexed, he stared at Calvin, and then at the corner of his eye, there he saw it, Calvin's standing erection, dead toward his face. He knew instantly.

"Oh..." There was a pause, for a moment they did nothing but lay there, Calvin staring hungerly toward Hobbes' beautiful fuzzy face as he in turn looked directly at Calvin's smooth young cock. A feeling stirred inside of Hobbes that he'd never felt before, not even through all of the years they had been friends. He bit his lower lip. "Calvin, I.."

"Please, just kiss me."

"I-"

"Please, just once. If you don't like it, I'll never bring it up again. Just once, please, for me."

Hobbes was silent, but then slowly replied, "Okay. For you." Calvin's hand reached up behind Hobbes' whiskered, furry neck, and slowly drew their faces closer to each other. His lips parted softly and a soft moaning emanated from them, anticipating the taste of his friends wet tiger mouth to come. Hobbes resisted, but that only made Calvin pull him in harder. Their lips met sideways, mouths open, their labored breaths mixing with each others. Calvin pulled away slightly as they fully contacted with each other.

"Oh, Hobbes. Hobbes..." A wave of sensation filled Hobbes' entire body, every muscle quaked with a shock of pure pleasure, his body melted, his lips quivered as they moved wet and hot against his friend's. With each passing of their tongues, he became more ravenous. More hungry. More like a tiger. He suddenly pulled away, his claws extended, accidentally scratching Calvin across the cheek.

"Oh god, Calvin. I, fuck."

"Just let it come to you, old buddy."

"Fuck, I.. Fuck me."

"What?"

"I said fuck me. Fuck me now."

"Turn over."

Hobbes immediately and excitedly turned over onto his stomach, his ass facing toward Calvin, the muscles of his tail causing it to lift high in the air, exposing the bright pink, smooth asshole that poked through the fuzz of his tiger-cheeks. He moaned in soft anticipation. He was afraid Calvin's mother might hear. "FUCK ME. PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WAIT."

Hobbes was nearly crying, as Calvin's hesitation was like a thousand stabs to his heart. He felt like his world was tearing apart, lest his old childhood friend fucked him in the ass, right then and there. "Sure thing, buddy." Calvin grasped the base of his cock, touching the top to the base of Hobbes' bright pink asshole. From the depths of Hobbes' throat came a mighty roar like that which had never been witnessed, as Calvin's hard, 13 year old cock slid roughly into the depths of his ass. Calvin's hips began to jerk, he felt the warmth of his friend's insides, he was fucking Hobbes in the ass.

He knew this, but he just couldn't believe it. But he always came back to that warmth, and it shocked him back to the pleasure of his present reality. "OH GOD" Hobbes roared out, his English words were barely intelligible through his native animal tongue. Calvin pumped faster, harder, deeper into his tiger's asshole, feeling the warm, wet suction as it pumped in and out. Hobbes' asshole began to bleed, and it only made Calvin hornier.

That's because most animal rights activists are fucking stupid, especially PETA. They are unironically their own worst enemy. You know why? Because most of them are emotionally compromised fucking hippies who know jack shit about zoology or biology.

"Oh God, oh Jesus. I love you, Hobbes. I love you." "I love you too. Oh God I do." Calvin's thrusting was so frantic, that neither had any room for words after so many minutes. They simply fell into the pleasure, into the depth of the feeling. Two friends, deeply rooted in fun and adventure, in the science of box transmogrify, time travel, Film Noir, it all came rushing to them. Calvin thought back on so many memories he'd had with this dear cherished friend, and came back to the moment at hand, and he realized that all of those beautiful moments finally had a focal point. He finally got what he wanted.

He finally was making love to Hobbes. He continued to thrust, unthinking, until Hobbes turned, stared into his eyes. "Remember the time your house was robbed while you were away on vacation? When I was in the house? Oh god, I was so scared. I thought I would never see you again. I wanted to tell you so many things. That night, god, I wanted you to make love to me. I thought I would never have you again. Please come. Come in me like I always wanted you to that night. COME IN ME!"

Calvin's penis contracted in 5 spasms that shook the very depths of Hobbes' small, tight ass. He filled Hobbes to his stomach with his loving cum. He filled his ass. And he filled both of their hearts.

"GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU. OH GOD."

"I LOVE YOU TOO. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH."

They screamed to the heavens, these two, best friends, becoming one. But they were cut short by a sudden noise. Calvin's mother came rushing into his room, her robe barely tied, her feet tripping up over themselves as she clumsily made her way to him in the dark. She flicked on the light. There, she saw her son, completely naked, hands gripped tightly over the waist of a stuffed tiger, his penis half way inside of a hole torn out of the stuffing of its backside. The stuffing from Hobbes' insides littered the sheets and the lower part of Calvin's body. "Are you, oh my god." The next morning, Calvin's mother told his father what had happened, after recovering from the shock, and Calvin's father spent the day beating the shit out of him, Calvin was broken almost to the very edge of his life. And when it was over, and Calvin was able to recover and see out of one eye, he made Calvin watch him as he shoved his stuffed tiger, Hobbes, his best friend in the whole world, the love of his life, into a wood chipper. Calvin cried, but his dad just backhanded him and told him to go finish his homework. The next day, Calvin's parents scheduled him to permanently see a psychiatrist. 3 years later, Calvin shot himself in the face.

source: github.com/bibanon/Tanasinn-Kopipe/wiki/Sex

The staff working under the Tiger King actually seemed fine for the most part. Chubby dude in the glasses was perfectly normal, the two amputees clearly just like big cats, and if it wasn’t for the slim chance that he may have been the one who was ordered to burn down the Gator building the long haired guy who is so done with it is great. The ex-husband of Joe seems like he has actually picked up his life and is one of the very few who escaped and got better, and really the only thing he even did was drugs and adultery. Joe’s current husband is just doe eyed and blinded by love but is too new in the picture to have done anything.

Everyone else still alive is a scumbag though. Joe did a lot of shady shit for sure, but I 100% believe he was framed on the assassination attempt by that crook who wants to fuck his baby’s nanny.

You think that bitch Carole Baskin had her second husband murdered?

>Framed
Here's the thing, Joe is an idiot. Now Jeff is a conman and a piece of shit as well, but all he did was set the stage for Joe to take the bait. Joe really did want Carole dead, and was willing to pay with what little cash he had left. So even though he got played by Jeff, Joe is still guilty for trying to hire a hitman for 3 grand. I got a laugh out of Tim doing a fast 180 from "I'm going to help fund a new zoo" to "Fuck Jeff, he's a piece of shit who won't put in the work"

>encyclopedia dramatica is down

Had too look it up myself, that's another part of the internet culture that ain't comin' back

Attached: 1563805540530.jpg (285x249, 14.8K)

I don't think Joe would have trusted that guy to kill Carol. Joe hated working with him and couldn't count on him for anything, but suddenly Joe comes to him to go across the country and assassinate somebody? And only has to pay him $3,000 even though he asked for 5 grand?

If Carole truly wanted to help Joe's tigers, then why didn't she ask for them in the lawsuit instead of bleeding Joe and his parents dry, and making sure the tigers suffer from lack of resources?

I wanna smoke pot and listen to Clutch with this guy.

Attached: cowie.jpg (820x425, 190.14K)

why does he keep laughing?

nice

Because she's a fucking bitch

Because Carole is a fucking hypocrite and a psycho. She doesn't really give a damn about animal well being, just a monopoly on privately owned zoos and hides behind animal rights nuts

I feel bad for Travis, the tall husband who killed himself. Trapped in a fucking tiger prison to fuck this old crazy redneck 3 times a week in turn for all the guns, ATVs, weed, and meth you could want until you fucking shoot yourself in the head in front of someone just so they could see the misery and fear in your face for one instant before your blew your brains out in a portable camper

like fuck dude

currently based

That's not how lawsuits work.

>tfw you will never hang out with him and the dyke

Attached: he-man.jpg (960x720, 62.89K)

You know she pegged someone with that stump

Spoonfeed me please
Why is everyone talking about this?
Seems no different from chucklefucks you see on Animal Planet and TLC

I recall someone breaking into a mink farm and freeing all the minks
The result?
A lot of dead minks
They had no idea what was going on so they got ran over by cars and are so naturally vicious they straight up began killing each other
I kind of want to time travel back to when a girl in a class gave a presentation on animal rights just so I can bring that up and ask what are her ideas for a "solution"?

It's about a feud between two people who raise big cats. One dude, Joe Exotic raises and sells tigers. And the other, Carol Baskin, who wants to shut him down, because she runs an animal sanctuary and thinks nobody should be able to own a pet tiger. It also turns out Carol murdered her husband who was leaving her and moving to South America with his fortune to fuck hookers. Joe eventually tries to put out a hit on her and gets set-up by police and goes to prison.

Are tigers naturally aggressive or were the ones Joe bred docile?

You just have to watch it, no explanation can do it justice.

MEGA please

Don't fuck with any tiger bro.

Attached: saff.jpg (1600x900, 206.92K)

Fuck off, normalfag.
Sage

How about moving them to sanctuaries?

Some big cats are pretty tame when they've been raised in captivity all their life.

youtube.com/watch?v=btuxO-C2IzE

cause shes a hypocrite bitch she doesn't care about the animals she just wants to get rid of Joe and get money

How do you not have someone's netflix password?

IIRC Cheetahs are so easily tamable because early civilization did the job for us

Why Joe in particular?

the ones raised in captivity are just big house cats and the only difference is that these cats can rip you apart

We're on a Vietnamese paper tearing website and you expect me to have FRIENDS?
If that was a reference to Scoob then fuck you as well

From a quick search it seemed Joe treated his animals poorly
In the naive sense in that he was more unqualified to actually handling animals than being apathetic
Why the fuck didn't a chimp rip his face off?

But how they live kinda points out how Joe was a shitty person that took on down on their luck people for cheap labor and put them in a shitty environment that kept them down on their luck.

Carole has enough space in her sanctuary for 12 tigers.
Joe had over 200.
But if she just took most of his tigers, he would breed more. She took away the buses because road shows were one of his primary ways of making money. No buses, no road shows, no money, which means Joe will have to stop breeding because he can't afford to feed them.
It's the long play, and it was working, too.
Don't call him doc, he doesn't deserve it.
ALL predators are naturally aggressive. They can be tamed, but that killer instinct will always be under the somewhere. Joe's were docile because they spent their whole lives dependent upon humans. But they snapped at Saff, and given proper circumstances they could snap at anyone.
There's only so many Sanctuaries, dude. The sad reality of the situation is that a lot of Tigers are trapped with abusive owners. They would probably have to be euthanized if taken by the police, because there aren't enough Sanctuaries and zoos for them all.
No. It's on Netflix, watch it there. If you're a poorfag, torrent. You can make it without being spoonfed megas, i promise

he is that fucker is a cult leader thats getting away with it

Because over the years they kept doing petty shit to each other to the point it became a bitter hatred.

Maybe they should just fuck

>petty shit
>joe repeatedly threatened to kill her hundreds of times
>often on live stream
>petty

They're fucking apex predators man, there's always going to be a bit of underlying aggression even in the supposedly tame ones. Sure, some of the ones bred in captivity might seem nice enough but there's always that chance something could trigger them and with those muscles, teeth, and claws that is not something you want to be on the receiving end of.

Yeah but she was only in it for the money, why not target you know, someone else?

It started off as petty tit for tat shit though, didn't it?

I liked the news footage from the last episode showing Joe being against breeding and returning animals to their natural habitat. What a heel turn on that guy.

She 100% murdered him. It's hilarious that she can even say she didn't with a straight face.

Attached: gjs3dug19pp41-e1585598612979.jpg (640x658, 42.01K)

>Implying he's telling the truth

>It's hilarious that she can even say she didn't with a straight face.
She can't though every time she talks about it she laughs nervously

I hate this guy he such a pussy whipped bitch

Supposedly there’s a clip of the guy with no legs abusing the tigers
The other two were based, though

i liked the FBI lady

>only in it for the money
>literally runs the only actual animal shelter in the document
>keeps only a handful of tigers
>does not breed them
>gives them each separate, large enclosures
>does not let ANYBODY that's not a vet touch the tigers, including volunteers, guests, or even herself
>has been highly rated by multiple charity and animal shelter watchdogs
>only in it for the money
Fuck off, any amount of cursory research will show that she walks the walk

The documentary cherrypicked clips to frame her as a villain. They did her dirty