Red Sonja

The only Red Sonja I've ever read is the first few hardcovers of the Oeming series. It was pretty cool and I've always meant to check out more especially the original Marvel stuff but never got around to it.

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Marvel Red Sonja by default. It's all I read so far before I try the Dynamite stuff.

That is some impressive sideboob

Fuck seriously I can't believe you posted this just when I'm going through a phase of Red Sonja reading I mean what are the chances of that!?! Spooky. I'm currently reading her Marvel run it's pretty good, in the past I read Sword of Sorrows and the Worldscape stuff and I'm reading Age of Chaos and Red Sonja + Vampi and Red Sonja + Vampi and Betty and Veronica. I don't know but I'm enjoying the marvel run a lot. Next I'll probably read Gail Simone's run.

>I mean what are the chances of that!?!
pretty decent newfag, Red Sonja isn't a stranger to this board.

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Ummmm perhaps the sarcasm wasn't stressed enough?

Nice

oh...even rereading it I didn't pick up on the sarcasm. I'm drinking pretty fast right now so that may be me.

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I wouldn't say I'm a Red Sonja buff as yet but I'm hoping to get there, the question is should I do Simone's Red Sonja Saga next or should it be the inaugural Dynamite years?

read V2, the Mike Carey/Oeming run. Simone got rid of the rape that is a very important part of her history.

Is there more to Red Sonja than big boobs & swords, or is that all everyone is looking for from this?

Her family is still murdered the same way, the robbers just don't take time away from pillaging for the rape. Bigger issue for me was the removal of Scathach and the chastity vow.

Only read some of the Marvel stories so far, but it's also classic sword and sorcery adventure stories.

She's not like some uber juggernaut of destruction either, seems to me she's a skilled warrior that often gets in over her head.

the nude one

she seems best when she's forced into roles of leadership that she doesn't want to have.

Here's a red sonja cosplay from a girl who lives on my street. I've crushed on her for years and really want to ask her out.

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WHY DIDN"T YOU!?! desu, dom chick turn me on but intimidate me, so I failed in asking a girl like that out once too

>10/10 body
>literally just a bikini
>"lacked confidence"

Yeah okay. Wonder what she wears to the pool then.

>Crushed on for years

She looks like she's in her early 20s and is hot as fuck so she'll have a dude riding her soon enough if you don't make a move, retard.

Sonja except she's a girl from Russia working in an office filing papers on the Delaware coast for a local restaurant that employs younger Russian girls and she is also my gf.

That just makes it hotter since if she gets captured by a ten dicked fuckmonster she has more than just her anal virginity to lose now.

um no, just no....

I want to note that I've known her for over a decade and I'm pretty close to her. She's actually demisexual. She's unironically never been in a relationship and barely ever leaves her house outside of work or going to the occasional comic con. She's also really shy and reserved and basically uses cosplay as an autistic form of escapism.

um yes, just yes

Red Sonja is trash character. You have a book that will change my mind I will gladly read it.

And it really makes for good stories, too. Sometimes, the best stories are about overcoming what seems to be impossible odds.

Had to look up demisexual. But ok, she looks pretty fucking good for someone just shutting themselves away. You should ask her out online and start that way

Honestly, I wouldn't have to ask her online. As I've said, I've known her for like a decade. My family are friends with hers. I went to the same school and uni as her and she lives like two doors away. Unfortunately, I also happen to be shy and reserved. Our personalities are very compatible but neither of us have been in a relationship so I wouldn't know where to start. It's a really annoying situation.

>so I wouldn't know where to start.
that's my fucking point. She would get weirded out if you asked her in person probably, but if you ask her in game or just at least make sure you flirt with her and THEN ask her in game. Most girls are really ok with online stuff, especially if they know you offline, cause then they know you are real. You hold all the dice man, roll em.

I'll give it a shot. We have a small group of friends with which we play overwatch and FFXIV together. I'll have to try and speak to alone. The problem is, I don't really want to creep her out or anything. As I said, she's very shy and reserved. I mean, she's 25 and still lives with her parents ( I'm 24 and still live with mine). I'll need to play my cards right here. She's the kindest, most awesome person I've ever known so I really don't want to screw up.

Simone also made her fuck around promiscuously like conan, now that she doesn't have the chastity vow.

just start small with some flirting online and if it works then I don't think there is anything wrong with asking her out online either, just in PM ofc

>demisexual
>"shy and reserved"
>the occasional comic con where she happens to dress up as red sonja

Yeah okay bro it sounds like you've got the oneitis bad but I've got news- there is no hot chick that dresses like a titcow slut and goes to a comic con that just happens to "never ever have sex" and even more so if she's shy enough she'd have difficulty saying no.

But since she's an autistic girl in her mid-20s I guess you can pine after her another 10 years while life passes you by and you keep posting her like a dumb fuck.

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30% of 30 year olds live at home with their parents so this isn't saying much. 30% of the ones that don't live in shared apartments as well.

>haha dude she's a friend of mine but we're both autistic she's so kawaii

Everything you post makes it sound like she expresses no romantic interest in you at all.

Okay then she gets captured by a dick monster but it's on purpose and rapes the monster to death with her iron hole.

She's never worn her red sonja to a con before. She normally wears final fantasy and marvel shit to a con. Also, I've known her for ages. I can read her like a book. She had to drop out of uni in her 2nd year to look after her dad who suffered a massive stroke. She spent those two years studying a home degree as well. This massively dented her already poor social skills. She couldn't even find a job in her field because an open university degree doesn't afford many options. That's why she works in the same place as her mum as an administrator. Even then, she barely earns enough to even consider moving out and she's 25. I'm pretty much stuck in the same situation as her.

like omg you are such a creeper

>Everything you post makes it sound like she expresses no romantic interest in you at all.
She does, and her piss poor social skills with the opposite sex make it really obvious, just not in a overly flirty way. It's very hard to describe. I could write a novel on this girl because she's honestly a fascinating case.

don't let these stupid anons on Yas Forums fuck you up. People are a lot less terrible than people here genuinely are. Even if it fails, just be kind to her, being a good person should be the goal of everyone.

How did this end anyway? Did the cop guy go back or stayed in the past?

Remember when they tried to give her "practical" armor?

How am I a creeper? She knows just as much about as I know about her. I've known her since 2007 and our families are friends. I'm only describing her situation to emphasize the fact that she isn't some braided thot like a lot of people on here would assume.

Yeah, of course I'll always be kind to her even if it doesn't work out. I'm certain it will tho.

How bad will this be?

>‘Transparent’ Creator Jill Soloway To Write & Direct ‘Red Sonja’

deadline.com/2019/06/jill-soloway-red-sonja-new-director-transparent-creator-replace-bryan-singer-millennium-films-reboot-1202635998/

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A woman doesn't need to be a "braided thot" to have regular sex especially at a place like a con where people go to have weird costume sex. Everything you've posted would make sense if it was 10 years ago and you were in highschool pining after her on the way home from school or whatever but you're a grown ass man pretending people just kind of freeze where they were when they were 15 and don't change. This ends with you either somehow asking her out and making a relationship or someone else doing it, but "oh dude she's a perfect low-body count autist who isn't into sex" sounds like such absolute bullshit and right now you're basically a beta orbiter.

she apparently has been fighting for a very red head sexual Red Sonja. So..who the fuck knows

Whatever you say man. At the end of the day, I know her and you don't. I don't really care if things don't work out with her. I know for a fact, she's probably never going to find anyone since she literally never interacts with people outside of her really close family and friends circle. If she ever does find someone to form a relationship with, it'll have to be someone she's known for literally years.

Also, I want to point out that sex and hookups literally never happen at UK cons. That's an American thing.

>broooo the Americans are the sluts
>she's my perfect autist waifu
>I will stalk her from afar forever until she realizes I love her

Yeah okay retard

Well it's true, promiscuity is far more common at American cons. Also, I don't stalk her since she's always stuck in her damn house. The only time I tend to interact with her is when playing a game online. Anyways, let's just end it here.

Not him but are people on here so needlessly aggressive? Why calm him a retard? He explained the situation pretty well from where I'm sitting.

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user not like you should care at all, but I'm having difficulty believing your story just so you know when in reality you're sitting there at your keyboard thinking 'hahaha those gullible fools!'