Whats Yas Forumss thoughts on real life super heroes?

by the trump emperor

there is a few about these guys

>jin-saotome
Somewhere, a /toy/soldier woke up in a cold sweat and he had no clue why.

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Honestly whoever I here about them, all I can think is how much personal ego they must have. Sure one man can spark the change for global scale, just look at world leaders who have risen to power, but these people just read too many comics and think they can be Batman. Like in real life most criminals are victims of circumstances (being poor, abused, etc) or mental illness, better prison reform, public works projects, improvement to education and healthcare would do more to reduce and prevent crime than some jackass in a plastic mask. It’s the black and white that they seem to have to even have they pure Gaul to even do that makes me want to show them what a real life villain is, like kill their family, take their dog, torture them and pull of their fingernails type shit. They piss me off frankly

it's a great way to drive out the competition for your drug dealing while having the cops not suspect you.

man that would make a great comic

The closest I think we'll ever get to real life super villains that aren't literal serial killers or politicians are prank video youtubers. Harmless, cartoonish evil where people might get hurt, but only as a byproduct, not the intent.

Imagine someone sprayed soap on the steps outside of the Capitol Building and recorded the old politicians walking out, slipping and falling down all those steps. It's a felony for sure, but it's more elaborate and theatrical than just shooting someone.

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Based crazy fuckers

user...there are trillionaire oil barons with harems of 10 year olds pretty sure supervillains are real and there are no heroes

Holy shit this fucking guy was shitposters about on that board since 2008 or even earlier.

youtube.com/watch?v=qGFwdVu2Z28

Not necessary, but I would like a gif of him hitting himself with the bat. That, or punching himself.

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This.

We have plenty videos of parkour experts outrunning security officers.
Just learn a good deal of freerunning, operate only in the dark at night, bring some last resort equipment, and utilize a memorable symbol. Also, let the public give you a name, not the other way around.

Unless those parkour videos are staged.

My mom. She already saved a bunch lives in her lifespan and more importantly, she doesn't brag about it on facebook

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>what we really need is real life super villains, they could take sandwiches from the homeless
How that a supervillain?

youtu.be/F8CkDrhZw14

Sounds like a Garth ennis comic.

>tfw no mysterious heroes only caught in blurry security footage to talk on /x/ about.

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>Like in real life most criminals are victims of circumstances (being poor, abused, etc) or mental illness, better prison reform,
>public works projects, improvement to education and healthcare would do more to reduce and prevent crime
Real world cities like Detroit, San Francisco and Chicago proves this isn’t true at all. If anything it increased crime.

Two-Face already exists

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There are a few videos of some guy teleporting online and another of a guy flying, but they’re probably fake
I also have a friend hat believes in skinwalkers There’s a part of me that wishes skinwalkers were real since they would make good super villains

The Pink Panther gang. Love involving cars in heists as more than getaway, operating for over 20 years, allegedly only 1 fatality. No relation to a certain cartoon character.

youtube.com/watch?v=Py72e400tc0&t=313s

I wonder what alan moore thinks of them

Skinwalkers are just generic shapeshifters.
I want Wendigos.

>Lol, you’re starving now.

Most just act like activists or over-enthusiastic neighbourhood watchmen. Don't know why we don't have at least one well known example of somebody who tried to be a true real superhero only to get their ass beat or killed by criminals because they didn't know what they were doing.It seems like something which should have happened by now but I can't find any examples.

I want to become a skinwalker to be honest

No, I meant the /x/ storytime skinwalkers that are more similar to wendigos
>hunt in packs
>can disguise as humans or animals
>look like undead monsters with animalistic heads
>mimic voices
>eat people
>healing factor
>unlike wendigos, they can bleed and don’t need to be burned to die
If you succeed, please become a super villain

yeah but thats not as fun as some costumed clown causing mayhem

Hell, forget the Superhero angle. I just typed “Vigilantes on security cameras” on YouTube & I STILL get RLSH crap.

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>tfw no overseer to keep the tristate area of nj, Pennsylvania and deleware safe

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No, should be a Spawn-tier Superhero.

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reminder that phoenix jones is in jail for getting caught selling meth

a whole lot of bizzare stuff with him, wonder how his wife and kids are

Are there any /sci/ anons here?

I just wanna know if it would actually be possible to make a suit of combined D3O, Boron Carbide, & Kevlar. It sounds impossible, but I’d like your input if you’re here.

I want to be a super villain all my life and the fact that ive done nothing so far means i could probably spend time working on being a cartoonish super villain

Im a bit chubby though but i want a goofy outfit so ill probably look like killer moth from the batman

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>His kid losing blood from a broken windshield is the reason Phoenix Jones exists.
I wanna believe, but now there’s the notion that this might not have even happened.

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Let’s say that around the world people start to gain psychic powers based on their personalities, one power per person, how would people likely respond to this?

>if this what happened, what would your power be? Please take your whole personality into account

or those who couldn’t think of a good power powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

thats pretty sweet user

Probably have some kind of telecommunications power, ability to warp and manipulate the media and control power and video cables like tentacles.
I would probably out fit myself in a secret lair and remote my evil doings through the media, ransoming nuclear weapons for money.
They will call me Media Master!

They aren't superheroes, just retards who want to be famous for larping.

I've done a lot of research into the subject. What do you want to know?

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I'd be constantly in non-thinking and talking non-stop telling the truth about what I experience. Probably ending up some sort of annoying oracle

According to my fucking Facebook, apparently we're completely inundated by superheroes mopping the floor and bagging our groceries!

Haven't seen a pay increase, tho.

You don't just write a cheque to Superman! Service is its own reward!

Phoenix was the only one worth a damn.

The only problem with this is it completely ignores the effects of massive head trauma on personality. It seems pretty clear that the increased impulsivity was a result of taking repeated kicks and punches to the head.

Wally West drew a paycheck from Central City to be The Flash.

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Bravo on emphasizing the route of using your legitimate identity to do good that doesn’t require a mask. The documentary I watched had “Heroes” helping the homeless while in outfit. That shit isn’t necessary, it’s just a power trip.

I’d also like to add that you should consider a way to humanize your alter ego if an innocent turns out to be too scared of you to do whatever might be necessary. I’m kind of talking about Terry McGinnis taking off the mask so that the boy he’s trying to save from falling knows he’s just a normal guy. Do something like that but, if possible, in a way that doesn’t give a face for the innocent in question to identify by.

Also, even though this topic has probably been covered hundreds of times, what are your thoughts on the utility belt?

Utility suspenders are superior.

Is that a thing?

>what are your thoughts on the utility belt?
"Utility belts" are invaluable and a must. I put them in quotations because a "Utility belt" can take many different form factors and isn't limited to a belt, per-say. I typed up a whole essay outlining what a "Utility belt" should cover, do you want me to post that here or in a pastebin or something?

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Based and wholesome

Narcissists that only do it for attention.

Based mom

You stay the fuck away from the patent office, you hear me?

Yes, post the utility belt essay.

>TDK batsuit was mostly cloth, making it -technically- the most comic book accurate batsuit next to BvS one
Holy shit