Be me

>Be me
>Hitler slashes my arms and legs off and sews my body parts to another person for experiments
>Thousands of years later, he puts my limbs back in place, says sorry, and expects me to be fine
God this writing is atrocious.

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God, even the alien bitches are less bitchy than you

The cluster was never fixed

Pink created the Cluster, not Yellow.

Yellow was not the executioner, Blue was. Yellow poofed and bubbled those who displeased her. She even gave Peridot enough time to throw it or escape before activating the self-destruct on the communicator.

Basically one queen had heads put on pikes for getting into romantic relationships, one imprisoned people for life for failure or being born aberrations but released them all and is now unkilling people her sister pike’d with her divine powers, and their dead sister had turned all the dead from the civil war she secretly started into one giant Frankenstein monster. In theory to “if I can’t have it as a place of life and love then nobody can have it as anything” if her secret rebellion failed. Or as a weapon to turn on her sisters, as a form of justice. Said Frankenstein monster is friends with her son, the prince.

This. Yellow actually did bring up fixing it though, so we’ll see. It doesn’t seem to harbor any grudges at any rate, and is entirely aware of what is going on up on the surface.

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Delusion: the post

Counterpoint: Hitler was not born to rule. His was not an authority ordained by divine power.

White’s was.

Plus, any Gem can apparently just walk up to all of them and ask for favors. Humans too if someone teleports them since they are part of the same federation.

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If that’s what you call canon.

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user don't bother, SU fans will defend to the death even the stupidest hack writing bullshit from the show.

>yellow diamond tries to blow up peridot with the diamond communicator in message received
>threatens to shatter nephrite for talking back to her in jungle moon
>"we should shatter her just for looking like that"
>sends out death bots to murder the offcolors that were in hiding specifically because the diamonds practice eugenics and kill any gem born with imperfections
But yep. Yellow diamond totally has morals against shattering and definitely didn't create the cluster or any of the forced fusion experiments she kept in her room

Pink did nothing wrong

>Pink created the Cluster, not Yellow.
no Pink literally did not even knew it existed before she died, it was always Yellow's project. but that said OP is a faggot.

She threatens to Shatter a lot.
But the only one who is confirmed to do it is Blue.

Which is why Yellow didn’t Shatter the Rose Quartzes bubbled at the Human Zoo herself. She actually wants them Shattered, just like she wanted Steven executed. But ultimately, she relies on Blue to do it.

Also, she gave Peridot twenty seconds before blowing it up. At that point, it would be assisted suicide if it had worked.

The death bots are DiamondAuthority, meaning also White and Blue. No indication Yellow sent them herself. More likely it was a random patrol they stumbled on anyway, since the Off Colors are used to seeing them.

Op is right and you're a faggot for defending hack writing

Even more delusion: the post

I fucking hate that the diamonds are so dick-hungry for pink that they are willing to abandon an entire history of their planetar invasions and obey a lower lifeform that says "be nice and say thank u :)" becuse it reminds them of her.

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Garnet didn’t know.

If Yellow knew, Pink did as well. Blue was leading the armies of Homeworld on the surface, Yellow sending troops.

Pink didn’t disappear, she was pulling a Clark Kent and pretending to be colonizing as Pink and rebelling as Ross at the same time. She would have been aware of everything Yellow and Blue were doing. Or more specifically, they would have been aware of what Pink was doing.

I'm starting to think you might be obsessed with this show

This.
It just shows how much of a fucking mess this series writing is

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Because all three of them felt like all other Gems were extensions of themselves.

To the point that to White, lobotomizing and puppeting her family was fixing them.

Steven’s empathy aura power, one Pink apparently never developed or at least used, forced him into their mind to see that at least one other being is a person.

Don’t forget that White’s idea was they were already a perfect species, to the point they just didn’t bother improving any technology they didn’t have to. Era 1 ships are stone and have medieval traps inside, Era 2 ones are crystals with FTL engines. The Gems still only have “magic” as their explanation of how their race works, that isn’t just a story the Crystal Gems explained themselves to Steven with.

White wanted the universe colonized to spread “her” perfection, like all Gems are just literal parts of her.

That’s why all Steven had to do was reach them emotionally. They’re such an ignorant society ruled by a tyrannical moron that just the concept of empathy wrecked their social system.

What does it taste like bros?

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Gems are literally programmed to religiously obey diamonds, look at how the Quartz in Pink Diamond's flashback mindlessly obeyed her.

>The cluster was never fixed
What if the cluster doesn't want "to be fixed" now that they have unified quadrillions of fragments into a single gestalt entity?

The only things they feel empathy for is each other, this was probably built int them by their maker to stop gem civil wars.

The thing about the show that people don't realize is that the Diamonds aren't just dictators. They're essentially Gods. Imagine if the people who created your entire species and could manipulate you at will told you hey, w'ere going to make sure our race flourishes by turning Life into Power for our soul batteries.

Now here's the thing, we don't know how much RAW POWER the Diamonds are packing but we do get to see what Steven is swinging around. Sure, some of it might come from being half-human but when it comes to Life Generation and broadcasting your fucking consciousness powerlevels start meaning jack shit. But the most important power that all of the Diamonds have is Authority.

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So you're not fine. What the fuck are you going to do about it that won't get your ass electrocuted?

>If Yellow knew, Pink did as well.
What about Pink and Yellow's onscreen relationship leads you to believe she would respect Pink enough to tell her about that?

cont.
All of the Diamonds have authority over the gems. Whether it's tied to gem powers or just because they're the fucking Diamonds we don't know, but we DO know is that the Gems broadcast their allegiance on their bodies. Peridot had a yellow diamond on her chest, Peal wore Pink a few times at least, and all of the Crystal Gems wore a Star to show their loyalty to Rose. But what matters the most is that, under the assumption that this power IS tied to Gem Magic, it means that Steven inherited it too.

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True. They should have doubled down and started experimenting on Connie. Taken her apart, replaced her with copies. Done the whole "Ship of Theseus" thing on her to see the smallest unit that can be used to replicate her.

Why is Jasper more stuck in her ways than the fucking Diamonds? It's so stupid that the Diamonds even WHITE have flowers in their room but Jasper still rips out the grass and stomps on bugs and wants to follow Steven like the leader she thinks he should be, why is her mind so stuck in those ways more than the Diamonds?

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>The hand is left handed
Motherfucker the hand has a yellow diamond in the middle of it.
Is Tumblr actually the shortbus of the internet?
No, stupid question, let me correct.
WHY is Tumblr actually the shortbus of the internet?

>If Yellow knew, Pink did as well.
what the fuck kind of logic is that, obviously Rose would have destroyed the Cluster or something if she knew about it. Yellow made it as revenge for what happened to Pink she would have no reason to make it before Pink was presumably shattered.

I like the fact that the entire diamond "lore" and their dumbass motives and changes are given so little screentime and are so barebones that the fans have to make paragraph long headcanons just to justify the writing

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It's not genocide if you can glue them back to life

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Why does White have flowers in her room? Gems are inorganic they should view a forest the same way you view a desert. To a gem a barren landscape is paradise because gems are literally fucking rocks.

because she knows Steven is all about organics so they're trying to change their ways/perspective, there wasn't really any reason for their prejudice compared to the emotional need of being in Steven's good books

What about the countless alien planets that they destroyed?

>What about Pink and Yellow's onscreen relationship leads you to believe she would respect Pink enough to tell her about that?
They were trying to make her an equal.

The episode echoes The Test and the missions that preceded it for Steven. They gave her a chance to succeed, but tried to game it so she couldn’t fail. There is no way they could have set up the Cluster without her knowing. Plus, the control panels are scaled for Pink’s hands, not a minor Gem’s nor any other Diamond.

It was Yellow’s last ditch effort to “win” for Pink. Yellow says she didn’t think Pink was ready, but gave her the benefit of the doubt anyway.

>be me
>kill millions of my own kind, create torture experiments for fun, destroy planets and try to blow up the earth out of pettiness
>get away with all of it and get all my crimes swept under the rug because steven needs to befriend me in five minutes so the show can rush to a happy ending
>get turned into a crybaby joke character who only shows up for comic relief
>discovers a bunch of new powers and start reviving all the people i murdered and tortured offscreen, making death meaningless and erasing all consequences in the show
Based

Its also green.

That terminal was clearly converted after Pink’s death.

Now, here's the best part
Each Diamond has their own was of using their Authority, Yellow has force, Blue had Sorrow, White has pure fucking dominance, and Pink had adoration. Everyone loved Pink because she made them smile with all of the things she did, we've heard it in like, three different songs. But Steven? By the end of the first season he had the entire town in the palm of his hand, and spent the next few seasons growing his harem army until he had the entire empire on his side. What makes it so people don't catch on to this shit is he rules through good morals and compassion, he rules through something you can't object lest you are the villain. It's a great tactic that has been used by rulers in the past. Like Ceaser. Or Hitler.

Tl;Dr He always gets what he wants!

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Rebecca changed (and ruined) the Diamonds characters because she was enamored by their broadway VAs. If she could go back, the Cluster and other irredeemable shit wouldn't even be a thing.

>Plus, the control panels are scaled for Pink’s hands
Uh, they were green. They were scaled for a Peridot kindergartner.

>he rules through something you can't object lest you are the villain
> Like Caesar.
wut? Crossing the Rubicon basically declared his intent to conquer Rome and rule as a king

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Plants and animals.
Replaced with Gem fauna.

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why the hell would Pink not handled the Cluster in the thousands of years before it "hatched", then? Obviously Pink did not know about it. Yellow had no reason to scrap the colony until after the Crystal Gems shattered Pink, that was when she wanted to put an end to all this by using the shattered remains of the Earth's protectors to destroy it. I'm basically positive this is the story there is no reason not to think it is. Our Pearl likely would have known too if Pink knew.

I do interpret that we actually saw one of Pink's last, if not the last, conversation she had with her fellow Diamonds in Can't Go Back since the episode implies Blue's final line
>As long as you're there, this colony will be completed.
was what led Pink to think "shattering" herself was the way to go and there was no mention of the Cluster there in fact the Diamonds were pretty blase about the rebellion nothing about her abandoning the colony.

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salty coins and milk

Too big for Peridot’s real hands.

Bro I'm comparing aliens with barely any connection to Nazism to ACTUAL NAZIS! I read in a book that nazis are bad, so these cartoon aliens are the same! Can I get an upvote??? #PunchNazis

Too big for a Gen 2 Peridot's real hands.

Nyet, I think he means Steven rules through love, if you fight against him you are just an asshole who doesn't like love. Crossing the rubicon would be more of a literal interpretation of the metaphor, people loved Caesar because he was based and honorable to those who did well.

Pink didn’t exactly deal with problems.
The show kind of hinges on that.

She probably thought it was inactive, and dealing with it would risk Garnet and Amethyst wondering why she could use Diamond controls a Quartz would not have access to, or Pearl wondering how she knew about it.

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Based on the proportions of the Era 1 Peridots we saw, they are just taller. Not bigger overall.

Peridots canonically used to be bigger before Homeworld started running out of resources, but when they started cutting corners, they used tech to compensate, with things like the Limb Enhancers. Also, Peridot used her robinoid to access the hand panel remotely, so there's really no conversation to be had: Only Steven can access Pink Diamond panels because he has her diamond, and they're pink. The panel you're talking about was clearly designed for use by a Peridot, because Clusters are similar to what Peridots do in kindergartens, and Yellow Diamond sent peridot, who knows all about them, to oversee completion of the cluster. It's why YD says "I want my cluster". My cluster. She's the military leader from all appearances, she's the one who oversees geo-weapons.

So like Pearl?

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This sounds stupid but I believe worse

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Flowers smell good, bro. Their pleasing scent can help you relax, bro, and White Diamond is all about meditation and finding your center, bro. Gotta be empathetic, bro.

>She probably thought it was inactive
that's fucking retarded what possible reason would she think that, Pink dedicated her life to defending the Earth obviously she would have stopped the incoming planet destroying threat unless she for some reason so underestimated Yellow's ability. no one was suspicious when Steven turned on the console they had no reason to be suspicious it came out of left field who she was for Garnet. Yellow would have made it after Pink was taken out of picture in her eyes so no way to tell her even if she would. the show would have made it apparent that she knew if that were the case but it was a completely unknown factor to the Crystal Gems.

I am too stupid to piece together what futures episodes add to this but a few parts of it feel very intentional regarding the gems arrival on earth coinciding with early human religion. Even the way angels are presented as shapeshifting feminine monstrosities.

Jesus Christ, he really can't draw anything but that one face, can he?

>dealing with it would risk Garnet and Amethyst wondering why she could use Diamond controls a Quartz would not have access
Buddy's Book and Rose's Scabbard showed that the Crystal Gems aren't joined at the hip and that Rose would go off and do her own thing
>>or Pearl wondering how she knew about it.
You do remember that Pearl knows Rose is Pink right?

Also, in When It Rains, Peridot stated that the Cluster experiments only started after Homeworld decided that Earth wasn't a viable colony, which most likely would've happened after Pink faking her shattering.

Rebecca Sugar's father is the devil. In Change Your Mind, White Diamond represents God and Steven, the Antichrist, is blatantly telling God to let everyone freely practice their degeneracy while also preaching that God is also imperfect. Insidious propaganda.