Dammit, boys, I love Reggie so much! Why is she not real?

I love her autism. She's like me. And pretty much I could love her even if she'd be fat. But I would try to make her a better and kinda less unhealthy person.

She has to be an imaginary person to save her from the legions of lusty young women wanting to molest her.

>unable to cope with reality
>self harm
She'll start taking drugs soon and commits suicide on her 18th birthday.

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That's why she needs someone. I'd protect and love her.

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100% this
The reality that she has to grow up will hit her sooner or later and once it does, Reggie will effectively go through a mid-life crisis in her teens. She’ll compensate for her loss of innocence with whatever she can, most likely food.

At least she'll get Judy tits.

It's semi-probable she'll get out it of this crisis with maturity by the time she's thirteen, meaning she'll face liberty's full effects better. Judy was relatively fit when Reggie was six and it seems like the stress of raising kids like Reggie and Dustin is a low-income environment must've taken its toll on her. If this show has a good end and if she learns from her mother's mistakes, I think she'll be fine.

*puberty's effects better*

Does Endless really count? Ester and Todd did apparently got tired that one time.

Reggie could handle that. She belongs there.

What makes you think she'll be in anyway resistant to Endlessification? Hell, I think she'll have it even worse than them.

Well obvious. She's special. Reggie is not like the others.

She's not at all remarkable user. She's like loads of other kids who were weird in middle school, as many anons can testify.

Okay, but I'm sure it's not impossible to survive there. Elmer was not that crazy after they reminded him. Tbh I would live there too.

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Endless isn't real. It's just a construct of her mind to escape reality and we see it through her eyes. Todd and Ester know about her mental deficiency and play along to not upset her.

If Elmer is the result if the average person stayed there for a extended period of time, then I don't know if it's really a good thing. Sure, he was yapping mad like Ester or Todd, but he was a highly amoral thief that stole out of compulsion and, apparently, out of some kind of emotional sadism. The only friend he seemingly nad was that Omlet guy and that relationship was founded on a lie.

It's not a molestation if she asked for it.

>then I don't know if it's a good thing
Being immortal in another world with a bunch of waifus and creatures and other stuff it's a good thing.

How is living forever in some nonsense world a good thing? The waifu thing doesn't even work too. All the choices you would have are either, perhaps quite literally, insane and/or retarded like Doctor Champion, a asshole like Guy Pleasant, or legitimately evil like Butt Witch. Like, even looking over their obvious flaws, most aren't really fuckable.

It's also entirely possible that Elmer want a real person, just another construct of Endless.

True, but I'm unsure if it's really "normal" for Endless to act so direct.

>How is living forever in some nonsense world a good thing?
I'd take the blue pill and at least I would be happy there forever. Maybe Dr. Champion was kinda crazy but he has a GF and he's happy there.

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We don't know for sure if he was formerly human. The only character that we can (probably) be sure was human is Elmer, and he doesn't seem to be doing very well.

I don't know, it kinda seems like it is. Trapping them, the store, Reggie being locked out, a lot of it points to Endless very much being in control.

It being in control is the question, but rather, it bothering to be direct with its messaging to the trio is, and given what you said, it seems to be true.

*isn't the question*

I'm sure he was human. The show literally said it a bunch of times. It's not a mystery.

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Doctor Champion may have been a toy and Reggie's toys have shown to possess knowledge they're really shouldn't have, plus, a lot of what can be said to Elmer can also be given to him.

>Doctor Champion may have been a toy and Reggie's toys have shown to possess knowledge they're really shouldn't have
That's very clever actually and it's true. Nice job user. IMO there's something connection between those stuff in and Dr. Champion. I don't think it's Elmer, because of those stuff from the late '90s and early 2000s.
Hm, but on second thought, toys never went crazy, so I'm still sure about DR C was human.

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The degrees of weirdness varies among the islanders. Some are relatively stable like Mack and Bedfhouse while others a little kooky like Darla. I simply believe Doctor Champion sits very low on that spectrum.

She is, you just don't talk to girls.

People like Reggie always come to despise me, which sucks, because they're one of my types.

I feel that.

Finding a nice girl like Reggie with the same issues, who would love me, it's almost impossible.

>People like Reggie
Maybe you should stop being creepy and stop trying to molest 12yo kids. Just saying.

Leave him alone, he'll find the right kid soon enough. And he's snuggle her into her bedframe while her mother is drunk on the couch again.

I don't mean kids you pervert. I just mean artsy, kinda wacky people. I don't know why exactly but they always seem to detest me. Like, I don't have the highest charisma stat but most people tend to tolerate me, but for reasons that escape me, those kinds of people always loathe me.

Are you white?

Yeah, why?

>artsy, kinda wacky people. I don't know why exactly but they always seem to detest me

This was way before all the political stuff today. I guess I just exude an aura of being boring. I was never good with ladies either, and perhaps they knew I was attracted to them, which may explain at least partially why they're so negative to me. I may be actually autistic too, and autistic people tend to do badly in the dating sphere anyway.

What would be a good episode? I wouldn't mind if some Endless thing age-swapped Reggie and Butt Witch and they have to reluctantly work together to get back to their orginal forms. Always a sucker for those types of scenarios.

It's not. My mother was like that and even the provider she went for decades ago was dark-skinned. It's like the stereotype has existed for a much longer time and has only come to people's attention now.
Fat, bi, feminist, artsy fartsy, crazy. You don't have an aura mate, you have a guardian angel. Stay away from those types.

Her mom's hot

Just noticed almost half the people in endless are from Reggie's design. What else can she being to live and would it turn itself from the worst when whatever thing takes negative side effects from Reggie's psyche?

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Look. Reggie was raped. And the mental breakdown she'll have when the black girl forces her to remember will be fucking great.

No, shed become hot like her mom

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If she was real she'd be gay
You wouldnt have a chance, lad

How is living in that nonsense world any worse than living in the clown world of today? Elmer wouldve likely been raped and murdered if he didnt stay in Endless.

His situation wasn't ideal, but it was far from being unsalvageable.

im artsy and i hate blacks so youve just been proven wrong libtard