Dammit, boys, I love Reggie so much! Why is she not real?

Dammit, boys, I love Reggie so much! Why is she not real?

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You wouldn't like her if she was.

Why?

Duuude, maybe she's real, and we're all figments of her imagination.

She'd be a real person. Real people are the worst.

Or we all live in a show.

She'll become fat and ugly once puberty hits her

Because you're a pedo.

That's not sure. She's very active. And I'd coach her.

Daughters become their mothers eventually, but with bad autism in this case.