Fuck, Marry, Kill
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Hunter Diaz
Easton Carter
Who is Mary Kill, and how did she become the board bicycle?
Gabriel King
Fuck Marc, Marry Fire, Kill Pink.
Josiah Bennett
Kill all of them
Marry Finn
Fuck Finn
Anthony Jackson
Fuck Marceline, she's probably a freak in bed but has too many daddy issues.
Kill Flame Princess, she really never appealed to me.
Marry PB, she always appealed to me the most and rules over the most powerful kingdom, plus I'd rather be on her good side.
Robert Wood
>I'd rather be on her good side.
Being her husband doesn't guarantee that. The only way to truly remove the threat of the bubblegum is to kill her.
William Bell
Eh, I'd take the risk. It seems like she was more bothered by Finn's constant pursuit and marriage would get rid of that entirely, plus smart girls are a major turn on for me and I think she'd appreciate someone that enjoyed her scientific endeavors. Or I'd just be fucked but might as well try to marry my way into opulence like that with the character I liked the most out of the three, since FP and Marceline could kill me anyway.
Colton Green
Fuck all three kill myself
Jeremiah Collins
Kill, fuck then marry.
Jayden Cox
Kill 'Em All.