Fuck, Marry, Kill
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Hunter Diaz
Easton Carter
Who is Mary Kill, and how did she become the board bicycle?
Gabriel King
Fuck Marc, Marry Fire, Kill Pink.
Josiah Bennett
Kill all of them
Marry Finn
Fuck Finn
Anthony Jackson
Fuck Marceline, she's probably a freak in bed but has too many daddy issues.
Kill Flame Princess, she really never appealed to me.
Marry PB, she always appealed to me the most and rules over the most powerful kingdom, plus I'd rather be on her good side.
Robert Wood
>I'd rather be on her good side.
Being her husband doesn't guarantee that. The only way to truly remove the threat of the bubblegum is to kill her.
William Bell
Eh, I'd take the risk. It seems like she was more bothered by Finn's constant pursuit and marriage would get rid of that entirely, plus smart girls are a major turn on for me and I think she'd appreciate someone that enjoyed her scientific endeavors. Or I'd just be fucked but might as well try to marry my way into opulence like that with the character I liked the most out of the three, since FP and Marceline could kill me anyway.
Colton Green
Fuck all three kill myself
Jeremiah Collins
Kill, fuck then marry.
Jayden Cox
Kill 'Em All.
Daniel Diaz
Yes.
Aaron Campbell
Fuck and marry FP. Kill the other two.
Evan Brooks
This right here. Finn is better than the three of them combined.
Carson Ward
Marry FP
Fuck Marceline
Kill PB
Carson Thompson
Marry Susan, Fuck Susan, Death by Snu Snu.
Charles Ward
The nuge is correct.
Josiah Perry
Bro are you me? Can we instead marry each other let's zoom
Hunter Cook
fuck pb, cuck her by marrying marcy, kill fp
Joshua Gutierrez
Correct.
Adam Wood
Brayden Kelly
Based Jaymz
Blake Brown
Pretty sure she's a dyke
Landon Jones
Fuck Marceline
She’s the hottest
Marry Fire Princess
She’s the cutest
Kill Bubblegum
She’s the most boring
Ethan Lopez
All except one of them are dykes user.
I have no idea why that is.
And there's absolutely nothing as fucking PATHETIC as the desperate "SHES BI" and "SHE CAN FUCK GUYS EVEN THOUGH SHES GAY" thing that people do when they realize the make character lesbian thing basically kills her as a sexual object for men and character to emulate for normie women.
Even more pathetic is the "man turned her lez" and "hasn't been fucked right" thing that dykes and limpdick cucks like to blather on about.
Sebastian Brown
Kill Bubblegum because she's a psycho
Fuck Marceline like a dirty whore, all while she calls me "daddy"
Marry Flame princess for political reasons
All the girls in this show are shit though.
Jose Campbell
Logan Gonzalez
Kill Bubblegum, Fuck Marceline, Marry Flame Princess.
Michael Anderson
Marry marceline
She's the one with the most wife material
Fuck Bonnibel
Gum tasting vagina
Kill Flame Princess
I've always found her obnoxious.
Dylan Lopez
She doesn't look like that
Eli Phillips
Fuck Bubblegum, marry Marceline, kill Fire-Princess.
Matthew Edwards
Fuck FP, Marry Marcy, Kill PB
Cooper Williams
Fuck Marceline, then sacrifice the other two on an alter to summon forth Huntress Wizard, the true choice, and put a ring on that instead.
Justin Smith
Yes
Jacob Foster
The final stage of a Finncel's slowly deteriorating mental health.
Jackson Hall
>And there's absolutely nothing as fucking PATHETIC as the desperate "SHES BI" and "SHE CAN FUCK GUYS EVEN THOUGH SHES GAY" thing that people do when they realize the make character lesbian thing basically kills her as a sexual object for men and character to emulate for normie women.
This sounds like a you problem. I can fantasize about being a pet of two giant lesbian girls just fine
Dylan Brooks
Kill all 3 of them and fuck and marry berry princess
Matthew Gomez
Marry Fire, Fuck Marceline, kill pink dyke bitch.
Grayson Hill
I don't really wanna kill anyone but if I'd have to it would probably be FP for her cringey rap
Fuck Bubblegum
Marry Marcie
Alexander Sanchez
kill all of them and fuck minerva
Isaac Stewart
Too bad, all fictional lesbians can and will enjoy cocks no matter what. It’s the 101th rule.
Easton Kelly
ok commie
Alexander Gomez
Guillotine them all for being the epitome of fatcat royalty and putting what makes them tingle before their people
And i guess stake marceline for being a filthy vampire
Nathaniel Hernandez
I'm gonna fuck Marcy once and be over with it.
I'm gonna marry PB so I can fuck her everyday.
I'm gonna kill FP because she's a dirty bunfucker.
Kayden Jackson
Where's my AT ryona?
Jordan Reed
Brothers from another Mother.
Jonathan Collins
Fuck Bubblegum
Marry Marceline
Kill Flame Princess
Jose James
Kill PB/FP and marry/fuck Marceline.
Nolan Cook
Marry Marceline
Marry Bubblegum
I want to get a nice comfy menage a trois.
Jonathan Wright
Marry canyon/huntress
Kill Pb/Marcy
Hug Flame Princess
Joseph Gonzalez
Now this is a based option. They both historically showed interest in men so they'd probably be down for a threesome if they were both into you.
Liam Gray
Threesome? I want to marry them.
Austin Wright
Wrong pic.
Joshua Brown
You can be married to them both and still have threesomes with them
Zachary Richardson
Kill Marry Fuck
William Green
>Huntress Wizard
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Lincoln Howard
suck marcy's cock and let the other two watch
Gavin Allen
...I didn't know that.
Josiah Collins
>Fuck FP
She's cute I guess but I don't want to get my dick burned off every night
>Marry Marcy
she's the most chill and seems pretty fun, definitely the most "human" of the three. plus she's definitely the hottest
>Kill PB
Her tyranny over the good people of the Candy Kingdom must come to an end
Andrew Cooper
Marcy also dead and filled with bugs
Jonathan Hill
Ironically a brain damaged stump. Get some better taste before posting in my thread.
Sebastian Collins
Undead, not dead.
>filled with bugs
The two are not mutually exclusive.
Nathan Jackson
Yes OP, that is the correct order
Brayden Foster
this is a good joke and probably not original
This is hard can I just marry all 3