Meanwhile in the New Yorker

Meanwhile in the New Yorker.

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I want to be a conquistador

>granted
Fun word for sexual slavery.

>soicuck bores girl with boring history shit
based

>Christ what an asshole.

I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.

>"So what I'm saying is, one half of your ancestors are savages and the other rapists."
Seriously though, WTF is supposed to be the real point of this, I'm unironically leaning towards

>tfw historian bf

The guy seems a bit too overenthusiasthic about it given the context but otherwise there's nothing wrong with the topic.

My ancestors were circus performers leave me alone