Good evening owls and robofuckers,
welcome back, if this sucks I blame you all
JSA Storytime: Transformers
Joseph Peterson
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Daniel Williams
Cooper Jones
Reminds me I need to read part 2 of that story with red bumblebee.
Also mad bc now I’m missing new stuff I wanna read
Newsarama keeps posting “upcoming” variants and it’s weird
Kayden Watson
I finally saw the Bumblebee movie and I totally get why people were shipping it.
Evan Martin
but lo, I have taken a break from Colonial Simulator, for you all
Carson Allen
Jackson Phillips
Hello, Storyteller.
Just can't resist those sexy robots.
Xavier Torres
How far into the game are you?
Brandon Jones
Hi storyteller how are you
Robert Cruz
I'm just in for starscream. Who has done nothing wrong in his life ever
Elijah Murphy
I accidentally triggered the coup, said FUCK NOT YET and went back to work on other main branches
Cameron Bennett
Hey OP.
Christopher Edwards
>Who has done nothing wrong in his life ever
Except for, y'know, being Starscream.
Samuel Morgan
HI user
Caleb Baker
She needs filled before Thursday's Knights who Sing Arias storytime.
Wyatt Taylor
I was playing War for Cybertron over the weekend and accidently reset a level. Frustrating, that.
David Ross
>Humans
oh no
Connor King
thankfully I save all the time so it was easily avoided, and I wouldn't have hit the heartbreaker conditions on that quest anyways because I'm the person who does companion quests ASAP
Chase Walker
ugh, fleshbags? in MY robo comics?
Brody Parker
James Gonzalez
I still think Megatron got off unrealistically easy. Even moreso from a narrative perspective where Last Light essentially says he's the difference between eternal war and dystopia.
Alexander Hall
Josh Boyfriend is an unironically great name, fight me.
Cooper Torres
>Windy right there in the middle and given equal importance to Optimus and Megatron
It will never fail to amuse me how hard the initial push for her was, and to a lesser degree still is. Why? Because I thirst for the tears of whiny morons.
Now there's a thought. A Transformers opera.
Nicholas Nguyen
But he saved billions off screen in another universe
Andrew Peterson
fuck, I'd forgotten that was so soon, fuck, what day is it?
Carter Martinez
>Now there's a thought. A Transformers opera.
*stage directions: BUMBLEBEE transforms into a car*
Nicholas Lewis
Cooper Rivera
There are people who dislike Thundercracker having a dog. I cannot even fathom why. Buster's a good pupper.
Isaac Bennett
Benjamin Brooks
Don't shit on JOSH BOYFRIEND like that!
Liam Hughes
Finally something good instead of the crap you've been trying to peddle, thanks OP
Connor Stewart
don't push your luck, user
Liam Roberts
This is already worse though
Dylan Mitchell
Why be an asshole about it?
Jaxon Nelson
Michael Rodriguez
Once again, Prowl of all bots talking shit.
So who secretly has a gorgeous singing voice?
Brody Thompson
>So who secretly has a gorgeous singing voice?
Prowl
Carson Butler
Prowl absolutely has a beautiful sweet lyric tenor he does his best to hide and pretend he's a gruff basso
Christopher Nelson
Marissa Fairborne a cute, and should always have a Transformer boyfriend she can power up with kisses.
Tyler Cox
Tyler Gray
Where would you put bad and good robot daddy?
Daniel Cruz
Optimus is a Heldenbariton because he's never the romantic lead but he is the biggest baddest thing on that stage and he knows it
Isaac Butler
Don't.
>With all due respect, Prowl, shut the fuck up.
Even Optimus is tired of his bullshit.
Angel Gonzalez
Carter Young
stupid sexy Megatron, hanging on my wall
Ryder Thomas
Sky-Lynx is such a weird character. He's one the very few transformers, period, to have a non-humanoid robot mode. The hell of it is, he wears that fact as a point of pride.
>I'm an Autobot now, not Prowl's secret assassin!
This is fairly tame in regards to COMIC BOOKS, but it still counts. Wow.
Kevin Davis
Prowl does not get a Rodimus Star.
Caleb Brooks
>So who secretly has a gorgeous singing voice?
Ironhide.
And Blurr.
Ethan Jackson
Tyler Phillips
I will always remember the transient loyalty of the robofuckers.
Ethan Martinez
Jackson Davis
Well Prowl...to be fair,you pretty much are Autobot Starscream.
Tyler Bailey
The robofuckers are Carmen, they can't help themselves
Nicholas Davis
LOL
Samuel Brooks
You think it ever gets awkward living inside of a giant person? I mean, Metroplex is a nice guy and all, but still. And presumably he's got cameras all over his interiors...
Samuel Robinson
Maybe something good should have been storytimed.
Luke Gonzalez
Juan Thompson
Justin Harris
Brandon Nelson
I am completely spoiled by Sarah Stone's take on Windblade. Windy just looks so cute in her own book, as opposed to here where she looks kinda weird, honestly.
Maybe you should try having taste.
Jace Hernandez
>With practice it gets easier to say.
Damn, young me really needed that
Liam Miller
who is this fucker?
Jace Flores
I'm completely spoiled by Sarah Stone's NSFW robot porn.
Josiah Ortiz
OH, him.
Andrew Lopez
Andrew Peterson
I liked this book better when it was focused on building a new society on Cybertron
Nolan Howard
I have to say I really don't give a shit about Earth stuff and if this stays hard on it, woof
Michael Cruz
Blake Gomez
To be fair Barber didn't write any of it before this, but all the IDW stuff I've read before this that had to do with humans and earth were the worst of their output. A lot of dull mediocrity in there too
Angel Morris
>Earth/Decepticon Alliance
While I am disappointed, I can't say I'm surprised.
Like, they call themselves DECEPTICONS! Please stop giving fans excuses to bitch about humans in this franchise.
Jayden Ramirez
"Decepticons Take Manhattan" is not the Muppet film I signed up for
Anthony Lopez
Earth/Decepticon Alliance? Humans are dumb....
Noah Hall
It does, so we don't have to read it.
Jayden Bailey
awww, shit, really?
Jonathan Brown
Nathan Carter
Why does the Earth stuff bounce off you so hard?
Daniel Scott
I'm not interested in humans interacting with my robots, I'm interested in weird robot societies in spaaaace, also exploration romance as a genre
Isaiah Mitchell