Was it rape?

This scene primed me to the break up scene that made me sad for a whole week. To this day, it is the only romance plot in movies that made me feel feels and I don't even know why.

the one in up makes me feel sad

good.

underrated

Considering that it was non-conscenting and she didn't know it was an accident, i'd say yes. Never understoood why she gives in, since they barely even knew each other and he was unintentionally acting like a dick to her just a few moments ago

I imagine that must've been a nasty kiss, since Linguini got drunk the previous night and didn't even wash his teeth the following morning

It's okay, being french this would be expected.

>Hate America because its the French Way
>Also copying America's socialNorms
What did France mean by this?

Are they really that nasty ?

He probably stuck his dick up her nostrils, so you tell me

CHAD

where did this "the french are stinky" stereotype come from?

It was a sexual emergency

Colette was suicidal

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But hating yourself is also the french way

Europoors don't shower every day, I think the average is once every three days. They do, however, use cologne and perfume, use bidet's and "whores baths" where they wash their pits, face, ass and genitals. It's not a meme, there are legitimate differences in hygiene regiments and standards.

The cheese

is this real?

Look at the OP picture

That's a very common location to have a burn scar.

Is this bait or do americans really believe this
Funny, I guess that as good a reason as any for a joke about a foreign country
It looks to me more like a burn than a cut, I have one quite similar on my forearm from brushing against the door of an oven.

Yes, the whole movie is about a rat controlling his body.

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It's only rape if she doesn't like it

It's a burn scar, like said.

A lot of professional chefs have similar scars on the wrist.

Coronatatouille

Damn straight, when I worked as a kitchen steward these were commonplace. You were essentially like Daniel Craig in Cowboys and Aliens, getting yourself severely cut and cauterized simultaneously.

Can't get over what kind of a remorseless fucked up psychopath would mace that poor guy for no reason like that. Lol it's all I could think, If I were in that guy shoes I might have taken it and maced her instead

Nah. Just a normal day in France.

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All sex is rape.

It looks like he's inflating her.

>French
>most likely to cheat and forgive a cheater
Linguini is going to be a cuck

>everyone abandons them once they learn the truth
I actually really liked that part

Parisians hate America. Parisians hate French. French hate them back, but think American is okay or just 'meh'.

No rape in france

Well I think France minus Paris is 'meh' too

Well he was Jewish so no.

She's a chef, those scars aren't made on purpose.

No, by legal definition the best it would be is assault.

Same. It was a realistic and justified reaction

whitou consense is rape

This is France we're talking about the bar for rape is significantly higher. A little lower than the Ancient Greek definition of it

He later chickens out when he finds out she has a dick.

Do you actually shower everyday? You aren't supposed to.

Gusteau was his father, not the angry midget

who the fuck watched cowboys and aliens

Reminder that she looks at his penis when he says that he has got a little something.

it's only rape if you stop before they start enjoying it

Collette's in a fast paced job with long hours and lots of sharp objects to accidentally or otherwise nick herself with.

>Do you actually shower everyday? You aren't supposed to.

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The price of having lots of beuriful old architecture is sub par pumbing. Bidets are popular in europe because their toilets can't take flushing too much paper and most still don't have showers, so bathing is time consuming baths orobably once a day at best and that washing your face and pits in the sink or a basin is popular along with using strong colognes and perfumes.

Most still don't have showers or hot water in their apartments and their toilets aren't very strong flushers and clog easily so they use bidets to use less toilet paper...or don't wipe at all.

Perfume is a big thing in europe. To cover the smell.