Who was in the wrong here?

Who was in the wrong here?

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The fujo obviously.

>japanese larping as dutch
theres no excuse

The dutch and the japanese have a rich history.

and during that whole time japan kept the dutch quarantined to a single artificial island so as to not have the aids of dutch culture infiltrate the mainland

Whoever has a penis

Well it's obvious the Yas Forumsgirl watches as much anime as the Neet. So she should have understood innuendo of "pure specimen"

>one dinky little island

Big whoop, we went and raised an entire province from the sea. Of course then we went and built Almere on it... so it wasn't really worth all the effort... but still!

you shoulda built the island bigger then
just bigger and bigger every year
make the shogun think he's going insane

>Almere
Almere is a mistake. Just like connecting Urk to the mainland. Besides that, we also raised almost all of North and West Netherlands out of the sea. So that's pretty based to me.

>Almere is a mistake

You don't need to tell me that, I lived there. And I wouldn't go back there for all the weed in the country.

>I lived there
I genuinely feel sorry for you and I hope you found a better place to live.
Hopefully not the Randstad.

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The sodomite is always wrong naturally.

Why is touching someone worse than saying something rude?

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I mean wouldn't you rather be touched than spoken to?

What's wrong with Almere?

>je zal nooit Maya's Maagdeneilanden koloniseren
Waarom zou ik nog leven?

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Let's say this - new land has been risen from the sea, quite close to the Randstad, the most populated area in the city.

The borderline trash that can't afford to live in the Randstad, migrate to the new land, particularly Almere, the closest to Amsterdam.

>the most populated area in the city
I meant country.

The animations are fun and I'm glad Massa is doing some cool OG stuff, but still bringing in that sweet-spicy Dutch nationalism in it.

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Hier is de Angelsaksische versie voor de niet-Nederlanders op dezen Indonesische specerijen-productie bord

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is schoolocaust a real word in dutch

Yes.
Originating in the late 2000s to mid 2010s as a portmanteau of "school" and "holocaust". Meaning:
>commiting a school shooting with an abnormal death count, equivalent in severity to the Holocaust
Started off as a word to mock Americans and the high amount of school shootings they have. It it used by students as a joke to type in the Whatsapp groups of their classes.

I fucking hate the Dutch "people", if they can even be called that
those useless inbred colony thieving swamp kikes, their meme language sounds like english spoken by a retarded toddler with a lisp, a race so greedy and amoral they put the Jews to shame, a people who's only contribution to European culture was wooden shoes, a nation of perverted hedonists whose capital is the whorehouse and drug den of Europe
I hope global warming sends the entire Netherlands under the sea and hopefully the Dutch will all drown with their vile country too

>moffen en zuid-brabanders zijn aan het zieden in jaloezie

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>Hopefully not the Randstad.

Oh god no. I live out in Overijssel now, it's much nicer here.

Based. I myself live in Friesland. Really calm and peaceful up here. I'm glad my dad decided to move to Friesland instead of to the Randstad.

Mah Pedro you got it all wrong. When Global Warming raises the sea level it's gonna drown all the inferior countries of this world while we, as the only country woth knowledge on how to live below sea level, will thrive and reclaim the land you cucks lose. The age of global warming will be the second Dutch Golden age in which every country with a coastline will live dependent on our hydrotechnology.

Choose your daki

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thankfully unlike in your childish fantasies in the future your dike system will fail and you will drown

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>implying we can't just dyke the entire ocean

Any show that manages to slip in Boku no Pico references has my approval.

What is this?

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So does this imply that american schools are death camps or that the holocaust only killed a couple hundred people?

the second one

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Middle

Schoolocaust? I think I've just found one of my new favorite words.

Can I have one of the teacher? She is the best one.

Yes.

the westaboo, because weeaboos are always wrong

Good shit OP found something actually good.

Is this show an accurate depiction of female weebs?

Speaking as a dutch person, the only thing that offends me is your claim that our only contribution to European culture was wooden shoes.

Our cheese is wonderful as well.

>Implying we won't just turn the Netherlands into a giant boat and start sailing around.

Mostly the former. Our favorite past time is looking at America and going "Fuck me, glad we don't live there."

>american ship pulls up in the harbor
>japan: fuck you, we dont trade with western devils
>americans point cannons at coastal towns
>america: you sure about that?
>capitalism achieved

i cant think of a more american story than this piece of history

>America forces Japan to open up.
>Less than a century later they go on a genocidal rampage through Asia.
It is basically peak America, yes.

>It is basically peak America, yes.

Yeah, it was a blast.

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Honestly, everything about Japan is probably going to be remembered as America's biggest foreign disaster. At least the country is doing... somewhat well nowadays.

>America's biggest foreign disaster
what? japan is like the best case of american interventions
>stuck in middle ages, opened up to capitalism
>was a warmongering wannabe empire, now peaceful and prosperous

the worst intervention has to be cuba.
or iraq, now that iranaian shadow money has infiltrated all facets of their politics
or soon to be afghanistan, once the democratic government falls apart

How is Japan having an Autistic Spergout our fault when the last thing they did before going Isolationist was having an Autistic Spergout in Korea? If anything, it's Britain's fault for partnering up with them in the Modern era.

Why is Coco the best?

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if japan had limited their empire to korea and manchuria i think everyone wouldve left them alone
but they got greedy

Dutch sure is a stupid language.

>what? japan is like the best case of american interventions
They managed to turn a isolationist backwards society into a genocidal empire that carved its way through Asia. Which resulted in the collapse of the French and British presence in the region while also allowing the communists to take over power in China.

I mean, I guess things are mostly fine nowadays even if modern Japan is a pretty miserable place to live. But the sheer amount of Fallout, literally and figuratively, of their actions is something to behold.

I will add that I do agree that Cuba and Iraq were also equal, if not larger, disasters.

Maybe because they shouldn't have awakened a country prone to autistic rampages.

America's biggest foreign disaster? You mean one of the biggest successes? Went from being isolationist to being more open to trade, then risen to a being a prosperous nation again after being turned to ash. Sure they had an imperialistic run after opening up the country, but it's not like they didn't have it before. A failure would be US involvement in Vietnam

Read this: Again, Japan nowadays is fine. Seemingly miserable, but fine. But the sheer amount of problems their actions created in both the short and long term is kind of amazing.