After 118 years of experience why does she still act like a teenager...

After 118 years of experience why does she still act like a teenager? you would think someone that has lived that long would have become very wise and mature, is it because her dad kept her locked up in that fucking hotel all her life? So she never managed to develop proper social skills?

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Gennedy is a hack.

You answered your own question. The real question I have is if she'll turn her husband at some point or if these vampires are like R.A. Salvatore's elves.

you do realize there's a genre of 1000+ year old beings acting like 8 year old's

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Pretty much all long-lived characters in fictional media can be assumed to suffer from some kind of emotional or mental retardation. Very few behave like a non-senile human would at that age.

If you look young you can get away with acting young, and if you permanently look young you can get away with it for a very long time.

Yeah it's called classical mythology.

It's a big point of the movie that she's being sheltered and treated like a child. You can't really grow wise if someone's making choices for you and keeping you away from the real world's dilemmas Also some people simply have a young sould and are naturaly more laid back and juvenile than others.

She's dead, user. Her brain isn't going to develop past a teenage brain because she's an undead.

All I want is a movie about Mavis realizing that she married a lame idiot and birthed shitty offspring. So she finds a magical item that lets her Time Travel and she changes events so that unfunny piece of shit never interferes with her life and while she's at it, she confronts and beats down her shitty father for locking her up for so long. Bonus side plot is the Wolfman assists Mavis because he hates his stressful life and wishes to no longer deal with having such a large family.

There you go, a movie concept that leaves Mavis single and a much better character while also helping the only other sympathetic character the Wolfman. Who else would watch this? Don't go around pretending that you find Mavis' son to be worthwhile or her husband to be funny, not even the intended demographic likes those lame shits.

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He is pretty horrible. They tried too hard to make him horrible so you would understand why drac hated him. The writers know this and thats why by the third movie, the husband barely does anything.

Also, I'm surprised moms didn't get more upset that this movie essentially promotes teen marriage and teen pregnancy.

Imagine a version of the film not influenced by Adam Sandler's hackery.

We need more young white families

Haha imagine still acting a teenager and having teenage interests far past teenage age haha that would be nuts can't even imagine it lol

The heck did adam sandler do?

A movie where Mavis wonders if she rushed into things is a good idea.

The problem is that she basically fucked and got hitched to the first man she met.

>waifu gets canonically fucked
>still assravaged about it

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It could partially be due to hormones and brain development. Teenagers are still undergoing brain development and the brain is pumping hormones to gain sexual maturity. It's possible that vampires take longer to gain cognitive skills and sexual mature over a longer period of time compared to humans ,most likely due to their longer lifespan

God, imagine spending 50 years as a baby.

Yeah, aren't vampires in this an actual race? It's not like they're humans that have been turned. It seems like they take longer to mature.

She's been trapped in her own house all that tine. She's the female vampire equivalent of Yas Forums.

Mavis should rewind time and become a huge gangbang slut

Same reason Marceline acts like a pissy teenager even though she's a thousand years old. Vampires don't grow or age or mature. They're frozen in time with the personality they had when they turned, but distorted and monstrous.

They're not really alive, so they can't undergo the changes that actual living things do as they acquire experience. Vampires can learn things and make plans, but they can't change their essential natures, because they're undead horrors making a mockery of true life.

Van Helsing himself describes Dracula as childish and limited in his psychology despite being very smart and very old.

... oh wait Mavis was born a vampire and those rules don't apply since she's clearly growing older. Never mind then none of this makes sense. It's Melusine rules where 118 in age equals 18 in maturity because that's the joke.

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After 20-30 years of experience why are we discussing cartoons made for 10-year olds?

look at what bored your on dude

clearly bait

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In vampire years, she is still a teenager.

I guess the “She’s actually 118 years old” excuse was enough

I’ve met 90 year olds with about that level of maturity. It’s just harder to notice that they’re acting childish when they’re in old people bodies, so people sometimes call it “eccentric” or “quirky” or even “ornery” instead. But if they looked that young, you would realize they are acting like kids.

Insist that his character look like him instead of any of the amazing designs.

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Thats my great-grandpa

>The problem is that she basically fucked and got hitched to the first man she met.

Seriously. How did this not upset moms? This is worse than disney shit. She's not even royalty. She's essentially a teen girl that was never allowed to do anything. She hasn't even had a job of her own.

She wanted to travel and see the world and instead she marries the first idiot she meets, starts making babies and still lives at home. The ending of the movie is objectively bad. Why present this as a good idea to kids? Can mavis and her tars husband even survive without her dad?

I'm still pissed we didn't get a daddy Dracula DILF and instead got the blandest Dracula design this side of a sticker packet

Probably because she hasn't aged mentally. It stands to reason that if the aging process of vampires is significantly slower then their mental state will age just as slowly too.

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Thats a good thing and quite surprising for the most jewish animated film of 2012. Women need to marry young and stay home

You take that back faggot

They don't get married in the first movie though. They get married at the beginning of the second one. Also there's a time skip of one year between the wedding and they anoncind that she's pregnant.

Sandler almost certainly inserted Dracula's singing into the film too. I don't know why he insists on having his characters sing or write terrible poems in his films.

Yep, everything needs a sloppy joe song. Every...fucking....thing

Did they even go on a honeymoon? Did they even date away from the castle?

So she might have been 19 when she got married? And maybe 20 when they had the first kid? And at no point they went anywhere or she did something of her own? They both live and work in her dad's house.

Pretty much this. Old people don't act a certain way. They literally act like themselves just slower and frail now.

>We need more young white families

Not if you and your wfie just live off her fucking dad like trash

>looks and acts like a teenager
>is actually 118

Mavis is a loli

She was born a vampire and grew up along the way. She may just experience decelerated aging.

Has this ever been played with in a story? Like a hero dates one of this long living fantasy women like a vamp, succubus, elf, whatever and no matter what he does, she just doesnt mature mentally? Like she's 80 but still acts like a 14 year old?

>Very few behave like a non-senile human would at that age.

OK, Ill bite. How would a non-senile human act at that age? Being 120+ years old?

Closest I can think of is a children's book, Tuck Everlasting, that I read as a kid. I think they made a movie out of it too.

The protag is a young ~9yo girl who meets the son of a family who just moved in to their small country town. The boy, Tuck, is about her age and they go on adventures and stuff. Later on you learn the boy and his whole family drank a special water that gave them everlasting life decades ago, and they urge the girl to do the same. The "boy", even though he's 100+ years old in reality, mostly behaves like a kid iirc. Pretty spooky story desu

I guess look at mentally fit centurians and then imagine what they'd be like with 20 more years' experience

>All I want is a movie about Mavis realizing that she married a lame idiot and birthed shitty offspring.

WHY CAN'T SHE BE MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

women are perma-children

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Mavis is basically Marceline.

Real talk- how would you improve these movies?

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Make the vampires in the film act like actual vampires. They came across as more wizard like that vampiric.

Dracula wouldnt want his daughter going out into the world because he's worried she might lose control, kill a bunch of humans or worse cause a sudden growth in the vampire population worldwide, which could lead to humans discovering monsterkind. Humans discovering them would be pretty bad for both sides.

Post pregnant bat, please.

mavis soup

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