This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

But Steven is destined to sexually dominate his aunt diamonds, not simply fuse with them.

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Gregory Galactic

>The other diamonds decide to pay for their sins by copying pink diamond and giving up their own forms after finding the perfect human mate
nice

>its real
Well, this makes me feel alot better about my drawing skills.

Can I just say, I never watched SU beyond the first episode, and I do not intend to change that ever. However I can't imagine a character design more shitty than this. Like wow this is so fucking hideous it should be a villain of the week in like fuckin Sonic or somethin, not a recurring main character you're supposed to root for.

He fuckin ugly. Did anyone ever in the show point that out or make a comment about it? If not how the fuck. This nigga genuinely gives off rapist vibes. And his fucking van? How is this not screaming pedophile to you?

Or maybe that's what you get off to. That one fucking weird hentai offshoot with the gross ugly old men deflowering some innocent girl. Fan-fucking-tastic. It fits nicely with the eugenics, and fusion being an allegory for sex AND potentially rape, AND the space fascism which is miraculously cured by CRYING.

And that's another fucking thing. The fucking troglodyte's obsession with crying. She genuinely thinks it's funny. What in the fuck. "Haha pain and suffering of others LMAO, I'm not a sadist tho".

Like it's one thing to have your jooish librul lezbian and nonbiary characters and relationships. Whether you like it or not, whether it was an outside job slowly incubated by the lizards' council for some heinous end; or whether it was something that we naturally steered towards, considering the sissy-like qualities of this new generation...... we ended up changing as a society (at least what is considered the 'west'), and even people with ultra-right-wing ideologies now have openly homosexual people in them. That's fine.

But to have a literal fucking pedophile character in everything but fucking name... neatly situated between all these other 'progressive' ideas.... I dunno it just rubs me wrong.

TL;DR Rebecca Sugar was molested, it's why she lusts after 40+ year old men with rapist auras, and she's also grooming everyone who watches SU to accept these type of people. I think they're called 'MAPs'.

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u sound like a cheap algorithm

Please kill yourself.

The last one is hot
Me like

No arguments I see. I'll tell you right now, I'm no fuckin bot.

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a likely story

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Do you want me to post a pic of my hand with a timestamp too? On a board made for cartoons and comics? Fat chance.

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Can I just say, you're a faggot, I won't read all this shit and And I do not intend to change that
But hey that's a great potentially copypasta

Is that The Critic?

same

uhhhh hello, based department?

You know when your first sentence begins with you basically saying "I'm very close minded and don't like giving things a chance" it's easy to tell you're about spew out a gallon and a half of retardation. If you didn't begin this incoherent spiel of proof you lack the required amount of chromosomes to function with the fact you never watched the series then it would have been plainly obvious by the amount of falsehoods you proceeded to shit into writing.
>fusion is an allegory for sex and rape
>having characters cry and show emotions is a sign the author is a sadist
>labeling the series as some tumblr bait LGBTQ SJW shit when if you actually watched the series you'd it's actually quite tame in it's "wokeness"
shut your ignorant ass up

always love a chance to trot out this old classic

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really? I thought it was a piece of shit.

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Greg is the best dad at least he was the best for the situation he was having to deal with they don't exactly tell you how to raise the son of a space rebel and intergalactic matriarch

steven is completely in the wrong here
what a petulant spoiled brat

>HURRRR BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING FOR MYSELF IN MY OWN LIFE AS A FREE ADULT BECAUSE SOME DAY MY TOTALLY FORSEEABLE HALF ALIEN OFF-SPRING WILL FEEL PERSONALLY SLIGHTED BY BEING GIVEN A NAME HE FEELS IS UNCOOL

STEVEN IS LITERALLY CARTMAN SCREAMING AT HIS MOM TO STOP FUCKING HIM IN THE ASS AT BEST BUY BECAUSE HE DIDNT GET THE SHINY TOY HE FUCKING WANTED

I was going to say a 12oz mouse character.

This is why I hate Steven Universe Future
This isn't the real Steven.
This is a new Steven made by the writers of this show after they realized that the main story was over and there was no where else to take the plot.
So......
JUST MAKE HIM INTO SHINJI IKARI
And focus less on a story on more on Steven's pointless personal problems and PTSD that he now coincidentally has.
All of these death-prone adventures he's been in and they never changed him, he was always the happy go-lucky kid. And now he has this PTSD shit out of nowhere. PTSD doesnt just happen a while after experiencing traumatic events, it can be gradual or sudden. In reality Steven would have had PTSD manifest itself way earlier into the show.

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To add to this let me also say this:
If you decide to totally change your character's personality, be careful, because you may end up making him into a cunt

It's just Greg in the style of Squidbillies.

i doubt you can make that in 40 seconds like he did xD

sweet i knew i recognized that odd body and funky feet

Steven has been collecting traumatic experiences from an early age and it boiled over when he found himsef without a purpose and future. meanwhile Shinji was a beta cuck who started out depressed and rode that horse for the entirety of the series.

Shinji is the lazy writer's Steven.

god I can't believe you typed this and believe it. How did steven universe do this to people

oh ok

okay all people who think that just cause Steven was a happy kid during SU dosent mean he can be a changed character suffering from the events of SUF are brain dead. Like seriously how can you think this?
>PTSD he no coincidentally haves
I didn't know if you knew this but the P in PTSD stands for post as in afterwards after the events of Steven Universe and once the burden of all the herendous stuff of the past 5 years of his life was lifted off of him and once the thoughts actually set in no shit he has problems. No matter how happy you act everyone would be fucked up if they watched a massive dictator rip out a part of themself.

also no shit his personality isn't the exact same he went from 14 to 16/17 and fought and dismantled an intergalactic monarchy of course he acts different and yet he still has a lot in common with his older self. Steven when not try to be the adult and when not having to deal with his own problems still is just that happy go lucky kid trying to have some fun as shown by his resistance to Jasper he dosen't want to be an edgy anime character he still wants to protect life, people, his friends, and family.
DESU kinda just seems like you didn't watch the show.

They make ALL the men in that show either stupid, incompetent or unlikable

Okay excluding townies that are there to be jokes like Mayor Dewey and ROnaldo who are you talking about? Andy, Lars, Greg, Sour Cream, Buck Dewey, and Doug Maheshwarn are all decently intelligent, competent, and likeable

Is this a squidbillies character?

Looks like Homer if he let his hair grow out.

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Clearly bait

Okay how's this: sell on me fucking Greg, in a way that can excuse all these fucking factors that scream pedophile to me.

He's so not a pedophile he fucked a woman who is over 7000 years old

no

>This is what peak gem breeding performance looks like

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Imagine getting filtered by fucking Anno

Peak performance in current animation? Yeah, indeed it is.

based

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That's Greg from Steven Universe in 12 oz. Mouse.
Either that or a young Dan Halen.

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Steven Universe is like Crystal Meth, it feels good but is otherwise bad for your brain.

Problem is in the original series, we see there are events that ARE taking a mental toll on him, but then they get resolved through the story. So we as the viewer assumed that mental issue was dealt with.

>But that's how PTSD works! It shows up later down the road!!
Sure, but then be fucking consistent with how PTSD works. Don't use, "That's how it works" as an excuse for why nice bow-tied endings are suddenly opened ended but then drop how PTSD works when you have a fucking space alien turning into a godzilla monster who stops his rampage with a hug. Because that is NOT how you stop a PTSD attack.

It's like the writers are using, "T-THAT'S HOW IT WORKS" to justify bad setups and not to actually tell a story.

Yup

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I can hear these images

hey schu-ball