Al-al-alright Yas Forums! We’ve been infected with a whole bunch of parasites and they could look like any of us...

Al-al-alright Yas Forums! We’ve been infected with a whole bunch of parasites and they could look like any of us. I do*burp* don’t remember how many we’ve had.
The only guaranteed sign of-of parasitism is if their post ends in a 3, 6, or a 9

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Well yeah R&M is the parasite

But, Rick and Morty, YOU are the Parasite!

>ends in a 3
Is there anything you need to tell us, OP?

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Says the guy whose post ends in 6

Begone, parasites!

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You thought you could get away that easily?

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GET OUT PARASITE

I don't think we need to jump to conclusions, Rick. You know us. We all go way back.

You realize this is a get thread and those aren't allowed.

Gay

This user is ruining people's fun, that checks out.

I'm not a parasite, I swear.

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oh that is quite the shame that we have been infected, but there is nothing to fear for I am just popular American bodybuilder and 8x Mr.Olympia Ronnie Coleman. No parasite here

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THE PARASITES HAVE TURNED ON THEIR OWN KIND!

Nope, I'm not a parasite. Trust me guys.

>two 3s
Now I have to kill you twice...

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>33
Ego te absolvo. Requiescat in pace.

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It's not me, guys, remember all those fun times we had?

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How's that working out for you?

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It is you, billy.

That's just what a 3 would say

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A 6!!!

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Thank god I couldn't possibly be the parasite. Now, who wants a burger!

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Dont worry guys, Ill protect you from this virus.

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No, the burger's post might end in a 3
eat pizza

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Jesus no!

I knew no one could be that good of a person, Superman

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The parasites are a lie

Stay woke bruddas.

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Gather around me where it's safe

Im clean

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>a six or a nine
>A six upside down is a nine. But the parasites all died. It's not like there were three more non-parasites in the house, unless they were hiding off-screen
>What other significance would a nine, attached to a piece of paper to the house's wall, have?
>>!!!

>youtube.com/watch?v=_p-cwGVPFhQ

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We are doomed.

No parasites here

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Motherfucking Miracles

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Thank goodness I'm no parasite.

You're one to talk!

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I'm not a parasite, I'm just a mild cold.

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Of course the accusatory posts towards OP are the parasites

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PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!

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Jerry and Summer Smith are the best members of the family

I’m not a parasite, I’m a symbiote

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This is a surprisingly decent thread

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But how can you be suuuuuuuuure? Hmmmmmmm?

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Op is lying, he’s a fraud and there are no such things as parasites

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Thank goodness we got rid of all those parasites out of thread right anons?

IT’S THE HIVE QUEEN

We must kill it before it evolves and takes over the world

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I warned you about the parasites, Yas Forums. First you let the low-income crustaceans demand rights to not be eaten at Fish-Pocket, and then the invertebrates decide that they want the right to move into our neighborhoods, lower the property values, and now look where we are!
Parasites moving my chair all over the place!

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t. A parasite trying to hide the route of infection

I think I’m going to be sick!

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God help us

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I know where they came from. SORCERY.

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I crave flesh
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