ITT: comic book trivia that literally no one knows

Uh Namor comics usually have him being mentioned as the First Mutant on the cover OP

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This isn't a real comic

Barry Allen's first name is Barrence

Nightcrawler is diphallic

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No, this animu trap was.

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Black Bolt's real name is Blackagar Boltagon

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False

Bullshit.

>Blackagar Boltagon
What the fuck were they thinking? Is this some kind of joke?

>This isn't a real comic
>casual didn’t know about the Namor run in the 90s
Sad!

The Human Torch killed Hitler.

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It's explained in the X2 Dvd bonus features. The naysayers say "he meant it as a joke" as if jokes can't be true.

I literally only know that because I recently read House of X/Powers of X.

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Namor's swimming pose is where the iconic flight pose came from.

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Wolverine is a member of the X-Men

Namor could already fly in his first appearance

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he was on the main x-men team for like 4 years my man...

having said that, Superman couldn't fly until the following year, despite already being a comic book character, because in the original comics he could only "leap tall buildings with a single bound", but in the cartoon made in late 1940 they found it was easier to animate him flying to explain how he got around

But then Hitler came back as Hate Monger

>It's explained in the X2 Dvd bonus features. The naysayers say "he meant it as a joke" as if jokes can't be true.
Holy shit you can’t be serious, now if you told me his Weiner had a triangle point like his tail I’d believe you.

literally what do you expect from a guy that named a bad guy Darkside and the planet he is from named it Apokalypse

Pre-Hickman, Xavier just told him he was part of the X-men and when Namor opened his mouth he skullfucked him and told him to rethink his decision.

Professor X is not only evil. He's the most successful super-villian in all of marvel.

Wonder Woman is a lesbian with a het-sex fetish.

No. It was because Shazam was raping him in terms of popularity and Namor was a better WW2 superman then him.k

Namor was a redhead

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Weapon X stands for weapon 10. Captain America is weapon one and much of the original Weapon X program is based on a journal written by Mr. Sinister in World War 2 during his time as a Nazi scientist.

Batman is Bruce Wayne.

>he skullfucked him and told him to rethink his decision.
Sounds like all of Krakoa.

All I'm learning from this thread is Marvel loved the fuck out of Namor

He was the "cool" Aquaman.

Everyone knows that.
He was even a relatively prominent X-man for like 5 years.

Batman is Batman

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Yup, based Namor set the standard for flying super-heroes.

Adam West had a nephew who died in Bat Pagoda, Vietnam, during 60s.

The Batcave didn't originally feature in comics. In 1940s when they were making the first of two movie serials they recycled many of the sets from previous serial 'Zorro' including the cave, the utility belt and the costume. Before that Batman used to work out of abandoned barn behind the back of Wayne Manor.

Contrary to popular opinion Batman sidekick 'Robin' wasn't name after Robin Hood. That when deciding on a name for Batman sidekick, one of staff at national publications taking name literally, thinking that the name Batman actually refered to Bat Man, somebody who play baseball, made suggestion that they should name his sidekick after their favorite local team, Brooklyn Dodgers, who were better known back then as Brooklyn Robins.

Superman most popular enemy in 1960s and 1970s was 'Titano' a giant 300 foot tall space monkey.

Wonder Woman once fought in the 1950s a hidden underground tribe of unevolved cave woman called 'Troglodykes'.

The Vanisher's real name is Telly Porter.

Aunt May was once a herald of Galactus.

According to comic published by US Government Department of Health in 1980s, Spider-Man was severely molested when he was a kid and still suffers from torn rectum and punctured lower intestine.

The two main Marvel characters created by Steve Dikto with Stan Lee during 1960s, Spider-Man and Dr Strange were both stolen from vintage comic book writer Lee Falk. Dr Strange was entirely rip off from one time popular Lee Falk character Mandrake The Magician while Spider Man was initally based on Lee Falk character The Phantom, hence the number of jungle theme villains (ie Vulture, Lizard, Rhino, Dr Octopus, Kraven etc) Spider-Man costume is literally The Phantom costume but with Spider-Man webs.

According to issue of The Defenders when Moon Dragon tried to clean up Hulk room, she mentions to Nighthawk how much of a mess his room was and how even his sheets were covered in 'McDonald's Shamrock Shakes'. Apparently even somebody as powerful as Hulk cry wanks himself to sleep every night, just like rest of us ...

Now he's the lame Aquaman

Last one.

The Thing has detachable penis.

>Namor is a mutant
Everyone who reads comics knows this.

The Green Lantern villain Black Hand was created as a homage to Gardner Fox's good friend Bill Finger and Gil Kane even designed him to look like Finger facially.

He tried to go by Barrence Allegon as his super hero name, but people just started calling him the flash.

Nah.

Honestly, I think people just assume he's the EVIL Aquaman.

I've never read a Namor comic and barely read any Marble at all (I would have fingers and toes left over since most were collected editions of minis) and I knew this.

AU

Even the few idiots who saw Krypton knew this

>Shazam
>popularity
surejan.webm
Nah, they assume Namor is the FAILED Aquaman

pic related

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>Spider-Man was severely molested

http:// www.ep.tc / problems / fifteen / index.html
^remove blank spaces

It's very well known, although you're last two comments are clearly pull from your own torn rectum. You know, it can be medically repaired, just like girls can be re-virginated, right?

Captain Marvel (Fawcett Comics) absolutely outsold Superman after just a few issues, which lead DC (formely Action Comics) to sue them to death out of pure autistic resentment. Billy died that day and never came back.

It was as if Marvel sued DC for Aquaman, except they never did.

Don't forget that Namor was stopping a mutant that was giving mutations to people and Xavier got mad at him since that guy would have been useful in making more mutants.

I love how Xavier turned into a pathetic beta being btfo by everyone else.

Nick Fury was originally a white guy.

Fuck off racist

For years, Blackfire was unable to fly because of a childhood illness that left her unable to properly absorb sunlight. Also, a Tamaranean city was attacked in her name the day she was born. Everyone hated her for this, making her backstory basically "everyone bullied a crippled girl born during 9/11"