>Lee, do you really have to leave Ba Sing Se? You should stay for a little while~
Lee, do you really have to leave Ba Sing Se? You should stay for a little while~
What is it about Zuko and Earth Kingdom girls?
the water and air nations had been conquered, but the earth kingdom fought on, during all that time earth kingdom girls had a bunch of dom/sub fantasies because they never had to go through the full on holocaust like the other nations. so when zuko shows up they just cream hard
Imagine if she met Iroh again after he buffed up.
Earth chicks are strong, they smell zuko's needy ass from a mile away. They want to adopt him.
Well, however it happens, there's something about Zuko that gets Earth Kingdom girls to slobber all over his dick.
>Song
>Jin
>Toph
>Suki
And to think, people want to pair him with Katara.
Tell her to put on some clothes. I don't believe in sex before marriage.
>no pubes
Slightly disappointed
>tfw no Earth mommy gf
>Toph
IMAGINE the sex. I bet Toph fucks like a tiger and I bet Zuko likes it rough.
so out of character
i jet she bets like a fighter fucks
nah iroh strikes me as the Creepy Pedo Uncle type.
She's a flat bishie dude as an adult and apparently a whore who can't keep a man.
She's probably a dead fish and frigid as fuck. How she got preggers or found a guy who'd plow her homely ass I'll never know.
Iroh definitely ascends beyond that stereotype
She hot.
There’s is a disturbing genre of Chinese romance novels for girls where the heroines get captured/manipulated/ravished by imperial japanese prettyboys
What if Zuko had brought her back to the Fire Nation with him?
It's just like the French and polish women who slept with nazis.
So cuck fiction is just everywhere? With the U.S it's blacks and with the Chinese it's the Japanese?
I like to think fucking Toph is like getting humped furiously by a frustrated chihuahua
You've undermined your own argument. Toph gets preggers TWICE, with two DIFFERENT men. She had enough sexual partners that Lin and Suyin don't know their fathers, either because Toph genuinely doesn't know who knocked her up or because she does know, but the number of men she's fucked affords her plausible deniability.
That's not the description of a woman who's a cold fish in bed. If she weren't worth it, she wouldn't have so many partners. Like I said: FUCKS LIKE A TIGER.
Can you link me on a sauce, cheif?
She looked at least fuckable
Maybe it's a universal human fear/fetish to get cucked by your betters. In the case of blacks, it's because they're physically more dominating, but I don't get the power difference between the chinese and nips
I will never cease being disappointed that we didn't get any actual adventure story with those two.
We got The Painted Lady instead.
tla's biggest crime is zuko not being with team avatar long enough. I didn't expect them all together to have great chemistry like that but they did and I wanted to see more of it
god i hate katara so much.
Interracial sex =/= Cuck shit
Sluts aren’t very good at sex desu. It’s usually just them laying down, spreading their legs, and being all “I’ll let you do anything you want if you say I’m not ugly”.
Japan's military had fucked China several times. The rape of Nanking is a prime example.
>weebshit old pervert trope
It doesn't fit his character.
While Japan is a tiny island, they remain more powerful & liked by the world then the Chinese.
It's funny how, if you take the comics as canon, Zuko has his moments with not one, but two of Sokka's romantic interests. I guess both of them have good taste in girls.
I'm curious. Who does this thread prefer for Zuko: Toph, or Suki?
it does. look at the way he molests june.
Suki
you know perfectly well who Yas Forums prefers for Zuko
>it happened therefore it fits
not a valid reason. everything outside of that episode in regards to iroh (hell even in that very episode where he runs into the fortuneteller) gives no indication of someone who's outwardly perverted.
Its just a dumb scene where we're supposed to think "oh yeah iroh slaysss xDDD"
>Who does this thread prefer for Zuko: Toph, or Suki?
Just say who does this thread prefer for themselves, because Zuko clearly is the self-insert for half of you faggots.
creepy pervert Uncles usually have likeable personalities.
Likable personalities, but not "infinite wisdom maxed out spirituality and inner peace" type of likable. Iroh is just a very unique person in that sense.
Aang?
zuko is the self insert for boys who never grew up and katara is the self insert for girls and women (because all women are mental children for life.)
avatar is trash.
>"infinite wisdom maxed out spirituality and inner peace"
oh so eccentric, like a pedo.
What part of "infinite wisdom maxed out spirituality and inner peace" can be married with "dirty pedo"? You're grasping for straws here, because we both know your favorite character wouldn't approve of your coomer pedo lifstyle.
whos my favorite character? iroh?
also
>>it happened therefore it fits
um yeah thats kind of how it works
I'd fuck Toph, but first she has to let her hair down.
samefag
user have you considered joining mensa?
>um yeah thats kind of how it works
thats not how writing goes, unless the character is inconsistent in a certain way, they should be there or there abouts in how they act. Iroh being a pedo perv doesn't align with anything from before
I mean what is there for them to relate on? Zuko is this grand redemption tale that connects with the main villain and hero while Toph is the least relevant member of Team Avatar outside of Suki (who wasn't relevant for most of the story anyway).
Toph's backstory is the most relatable, its no where near as dramatic as the others. Aang losing everything, Iroh losing his son, Zuko losing his honor, Katara and Sokka losing their parents. Toph was just a spoiled girl who got rescued, and Zuko called her out on it in an episode.
i still want to know who you thought my favorite character is
iroh is one of your favorites
>can't respond to the main topic
i dont really like iroh, i think he's probably a pedo.
How about Toph telling Zuko to get over himself because he has a job to do?
My favorite thing about this pairing is that Toph wouldn't let Zuko mope around and wallow in self-pity. Toph is the anti-Mai. Mai encourages Zuko's moodiness and bad temper. Toph would beat it out of him. Toph would respond to Zuko's angst by punching him on the bicep. Which, actually, would probably do Zuko some good.
was it kino?
no because the good guy lost
Down, not out.
Though with hair that long it definitely hits my kink.
Suki.
Toph is for Sokka.
Korra is non-canon.
user she clearly has hair texture similar to an afro, you cant let an afro down.
Yes. Fuck Ozai v Aang, this was the REAL climax of the series.