Why did tony call him squidward ? Squidward has a big nose and no hair, this guys has hair and no nose

why did tony call him squidward ? Squidward has a big nose and no hair, this guys has hair and no nose

in the french version he called him voldemort

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He looks grumpy.

can't believe the french were actually right for once

Elaborating, that’s it. He looked grumpy, so he’s Squidward. Spongebob is an even bigger appeal to an audience than HP.

That's just Hego Damask.

Yeah but in the French version Squidward's name is Carlo, which is incredibly lame. Checkmate, Pierre.
Real talk it was probably RDJ ad libbing.

People laughed at that in theaters.

Ebony Maw was based and I'm still mad they brought him back in Endgame only to do jack shit with him. Such a waste.

Big head, gray skin

This guy looks like one of the evil aliens from Abe's Oddyssey

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It's an insult, retard. Voldemort is threatening, Squidward is not.

>the villains from other galaxies have the same costume designers as the avengers

MCU is such hack shit

>Voldemort is threatening,
>The guy who was first defeated by a baby
>Guy who had to survive being a pimple on the back of another guy
>Guy who was then murdered by said baby who grew up
>Guy who lost a peice of his soul and an ancient demon, human eating snake to that same kid
>Guy who's most faithful companion was a rat
>Guy who can only cast 4 spells.

No world is he considered threatening

because MCU comedy is braindead pleb tier

he has that same pale skin and overarching brow

>in the french version he called him voldemort

Fuck, that's much better.

Here
In Spanish, his name is Calamardo

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>in the French version Squidward's name is Carlo
What the fuck were they thinking? In the italian version it's Squiddi, which isn't a play on words like the English version is, but at least it's still a unusual name since he is a squid.

Have you heard the tragedy of Ebony Maw?

>Ebony Maw was based

Nah. Telekinesis instead of insidious mind control? Weaksauce.

Why are you trying to boast the non-achievement of outsmarting marvel quips?

Honestly, it's not a great visual comparison but he nails the facial expression so I give it a pass.

>Guy who so traumatized the wizarding world people were literally afraid to say his name out loud even after he was presumed dead
C'mon.

>a play on words like the English version is
I never realized. I feel so stupid.

Insidious mind control is generally going to work worse and worse the more you go towards a "show don't tell" medium.

Still annoyed he was killed for a cheap reference.

You really think that's how the reasoning went? They wanted to kill him in that scene and they shoved in a reference for how he was killed, not the other way around.

For writing it that way? Yeah.

Then you're a fucking idiot.

For the same reason he said it was ridiculous because he didn't paint when they called him "The DaVinci of our time": it had less semantics during the decade it was thought up..

Tony would most likely think the Harry Potter movies were teenage angsty trash. He's an atheist egotistical genius superhero who would never have the time to sit down and watch/read a book series about magical wizards he probably wouldn't have liked even if he was a teen.

Spongebob, on the other hand, is funny, there's no overarching storyline to follow, and can be taken in short segments and still enjoyed, something like Tony would watch in what little free time he gets.

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Happens more than you know.

Same reason people call skinny people Skeletor despite Skeletor being buff as fuck

>Guy who so traumatized the wizarding world people were literally afraid to say his name out loud even after he was presumed dead
Same guy was defeated by a child even when he had the most powerful wand ever created

Because Marvel jokes are about as unfunny and creative as the people who watch the movies.

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Voldemort doesn't have hair either.

Most people didn't know that about the wand and his defeat rightly made Harry a legend in his own right as the Boy Who Lived.

Carlo sounds like Calamar

.....I think

because LE FUNNY QUIP XDXD

i want him to be my bf

>Voldemort is threatening, Squidward is not.
Lol, even Squidward is more threatening than voldemort

Squidward is an octopus

Rodger Bumpass should voice Ebony Maw.

>in the french version he called him voldemort
Missed opportunity Stark.

>In the italian version it's Squiddi
why didn't they go with Calamario, or Giuseppia?

I liked how he was in the OG Guardians run.

>he unlocked talents some would consider unnatural

it's just a quip bro turn your brain off

I don't get it.

squid+(edward-ed)

because he's grey and miserable

why, he's a shitty character

c'est Carlo Tentacule

oui

This but unironically. He can sound intimidating when he does other voices...didn't he voice the monster-guy in Heavy Metal?

>got one-shotted by surprise vacuum
So underwhelming. I wanted a legitimate fight.

It's the Boba Fett death. Its to subvert your expectations.

see also: Snoke

every time

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but Boba Fett was cool

Based moment

Why couldn't they just shoot him?

>Thief of Death
I mean, it's a cool name but it sounds like a weak title where you aren't immortal, you just go around dying in place of someone else. Which ultimately happens but still.

They could have. Search for "Why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911".