Why woud you fight crime dressed like a stripper?

True.

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Because comic books, traditionally, are not about "crime fighting" in any realistic degree

They're about power fantasy. Why would you fight crime wearing spandex? Why would you wear a cape that would hinder you and get in your way during combat? You wouldn't, it doesn't matter, it's a fantasy, it's fake, it's about power and fantasy, a power fantasy. The males and females are both extremely attractive and always look cool and badass.

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Why wouldn't you?

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hawkeye imitative strikes again!

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>Why isn't comic book thing realistic
hang yourself

Go to bed, Frank

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Are we ever getting a sexy Huntress back? The current one is too tumblr.

They won't even make Huntress white again for movie synergy, making her sexy again seems unlikely

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>Why woud you fight crime dressed like a stripper?
Yes, the boots are retarded, remove them

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I don't give a shit if she's white, I want her to show skin.

Who is the artist Unia Enir?

they get off dressing like a slut and beating up some baddies

Women: "neeeeh he doesn't count, male power fantasy"

He's not attractive.

sniff in hell footfag

definitely

Men: Shut up. You know you love it.

>Stripper
You've never been to a strip club, and frankly I find it stupid that you shame women from showing off their body

It's them just trying to make her fit with the "realistic" tones of the batfamily, so having her wear more kevlar for protection., like the late 90's-early 00's. Just wait and there's a decent chance they'll come out of it. Dc doesn't have a prude problem the way marvel has had this decade. With DC and bad superheroine costume redesigns it's usually them being worried about being taken "seriously" than any ideology.

And she's suppose to just be a mediteranean with a deep tan.

Is this available?

It still usually makes sense. Usually capes can fly and have invincible bodies or something like that. is a good example. There is zero reason for Huntress to expose her belly during combat where she can be stabbed easily.

Namor spends half his time fighting crime in a banana hammock and maybe manacles.

I always liked Huntress in her 90s/00s keliver look. Mainly because I considered her part of the bat family and its just odd that she would show a large amount of skin while the others were at least attempting to be reasonable.

Any other super like the less the better.

None of this matters.

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So why'd he do anything?

Better question is, if every decision creates a parallel universe, why weren't there an infinite number of Batmen and Owlmen fighting it out?

This.

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Bertenelli is tan. Not the Wayne huntress.

Attractive people should have the most difficult time trying to maintain a secret identity.

There is zero reason for the huntress to use anything except a fucking sniper rifle and poisons.
Hell we shouldn't even know what she looks like and should probably look like a slightly out of shape normie woman with a terrible body who wears typical normie clothes.

Also, conan has been running around in a loin cloth and boots, maybe a sword holdster for it's entire canonical life.
Why does he get a pass?

If you got it, flaunt it.

There were, we just didn't see them

Conan's clothes fit the setting, as do Red Sonja's. Pre-90s and Jim Lee Huntress look dumb in the setting.

But there should be so many Owlmen that eventually one would win.

This is barely even Slutwear. Fucking boring. And is right. It's a shitty stripper costume.

And huntresses clothes doesn't stand out from her contemporaries and she's wearing more then most women on the beach or who do gymnastics.

Women on the beach and who do gymnastics don't fight gun-wielding criminals at night when the temperatures are at their lowest.

Why not? makes about as much sense as what goes on in the rest of cape comics as a whole.

Why would you fight crime dressed as a bat?

So that you can meet a woman dressed as a cat and get your yiff on.

So since it's a shitty stripper costume because it's not easy to remove, that means it's a good superhero costume.

If only he was hot. Dick Grayson has done more with a full covered body than Namor ever did.

good job putting words in their mouths user very cool

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I think we are missing the point. It was made by sexually repressed men who draw cartoons for a living. The idea of a women in wild/stripper outfit excites and titilates men desires. The skin tight approach is to appreciate the curvature of the body despite being male or female. It's art. Sexual art. Also TLDR
FUCK YOU THATS WHY.

Because villains are coomers.

Why would you be a bat-themed stripper?

You're some poor criminal in the process of nabbing an old lady's purse and someone yells "hey!".
You look up and see this. You would forget about the old lady's purse in an instant. Crime fought.

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Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot.

Her mother was a prostitute.