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It's almost down to a science. ACTUALLY trying to talk about something gets the thread deleted, periods have longer lasting time no matter how obvious the image.
After that, depending on how obvious it is it can last but too subtle means others don't notice and then when people start going in, it dies.
Crossover pics may go in the last category, or if they're too subtle the thing they're getting crossovere'd with will be the main thread subject.

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That's basically already her character.
No, that's a nigger.

She will be kept good by her insatiable love of Karkat’s penis

What happens to Hussie when it finally dies and the last dregs move on?

Is Karkat x Meenah a subtle reference to Karkat x Feferi or am I psychotic?

Idk she’s kinda cute

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>That's basically already her character.
Nah, she is a terrible leader, a terrible strategist, stupid, easy to convince and control. What I'm describing is basically a little less evil Condesce that still want to take over the universe but while caring her friends and trying to be less of a tyrant.

You've been blacked, son.

It’s an ironic reference to her previous incarnation killing his ancestor

I dunno she doesn’t look black to me. I wouldn’t mind getting FISHED by a cute seadweller girl though

>terrible leader
All of the Alpha trolls were shit though.
You really can't blame any of that on her.
>a terrible strategist,
The ghost army idea worked though.

Also, half of this could be attributed to the experience she gained over literal decades.

I'm scared, guys.

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I can’t believe Gamzee Makara is trans.

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That somehow seems more far-fetched than my idea.
>I wouldn’t mind getting FISHED by a cute seadweller girl though
So pick the patrician choice: Fef.

>the last dregs move on
It'll never happen. 40 years from now you guys will still be posting homestuck threads and trying to evade janny

Hi scared, I’m dad

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Not gonna' happen.

Can't wait for more shitty davekat shilling.

Fef is fat, and a socialist. I’d take the badass meritocrat any day

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>That somehow seems more far-fetched than my idea.
Was Feferi/Karkat even a thing?

I hope they actually do MeerKat well. The chemistry between them in Ch7 didn’t feel romantic at all

>the troll behind the slaughter

Why is the only good thing about homestuck the music? Is it because that's the only thing hussie never had his hands on?

They never talked directly but it’s probably a thing considering she would want to coddle the shit out of him

youtube.com/watch?v=kT9QYusxZ9Y
Meenah's pretty ballin

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>Fef is fat
Don't tell me lies based on nu-Stuck
>meritocrat
AKA just a slave/caste system
No, but it should have been.
>MeerKat
What

They refuse to do any sort of chemistry for good ships, especially if they get in the way of davekat.

It’s because Toby Fox is genuinely talented
And I think everything to do with Sburb is very interesting and unique

>ballin
Microagression.

>not liking fat
Cowards

>probably a thing considering she would want to coddle the shit out of him
That's not even Feferi's characterization though. She didn't do shit like that with Sollux.
That's more like, Kankri.

She is FAT
FAT LIKE A WHALE

and MeerKat is Meenah x Karkat

Oh and by the way let me remind you that Meenah is 19, and when she meets Karkat he’s 13-15, and she falls in love with him at first sight. And when they meet up again and actually get together he’s like 23-39

All I’m saying is that this is based

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Meenah sucks what are yall doing on 4/13

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>She is FAT
>FAT LIKE A WHALE
Bullshit. Fef is logically slim and muscular like a swimmer.
>MeerKat is Meenah x Karkat
Where the fuck does the "r" come from?
Retard?
>Oh and by the way let me remind you that Meenah is 19, and when she meets Karkat he’s 13-15, and she falls in love with him at first sight. And when they meet up again and actually get together he’s like 23-39
Meenah is basically canonically a pedophile.

Her entire governmental plan on Beforus and during her introduction revolves around changing the meaning of “culling” so that it refers to forcefully taking care of people of lower blood castes. Karkat, being the lowest of the low, would receive this treatment to the extreme

meenah best character
youtube.com/watch?v=2gU_54ibyKM

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Whales are great swimmers

Because Meerkat is also the name of an animal

Yes and this is baed

Rewatching cascade

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But that's an alternate version of Feferi.
The Feferi we actually meet is kind of abrasive and blunt towards everyone.

Feferi's intro characterization is basically dropped immediately desu.

BITCH, that's the exact type of vernacular she would use

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She gets a moment where Sollux calls her out for being condescending but that's about it.
Witches be bitches

That’s because Feferi was dropped almost immediately after, and most of her appearance revolves around being frustrated with Eridan

J U N E

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meenah is As Baller As Possible

John doesn’t have dysphoria

>Whales are great swimmers
Her talksprite was skinny! Skinny!
>Meerkat is also the name of an animal
OK, but what does that even have to do with anything in the ship
I always just assumed that's more of her being herself rather than having to do with her ideals. She basically gave up on her plans for the troll race as soon as the game started.
>That’s because Feferi was dropped almost immediately after,
Partly, but also the thing I just mentioned. I fucking hate how wasted her character was. She could have been a nice second in-command to character alongside Terezi in a perfect world.

Cute, but

he does have big titties though, damn

Imagine dating a female violetblood
It would be like dating the popular girl in school, except she smells like fish and always wears a bikini.

>John instantly gets fat tits and massive hips
Why in the world did Jade help with this?

I said "character" instead of Karkat, what the fuck.
>except she smells like fish and always wears a bikini.
No different from a regular woman.

Gamzee’s talksprite was balding
It doesn’t, it just sounds better than Meenkat. You could also use Leadership if you prefer

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>Gamzee’s talksprite was balding
Good.
>Meenkat
Sounds cute.

I wish women always wore bikinis. One pieces, ones that don’t fit quite right

Reminder that Meenah dumped 2 Vriska’s but never stopped loving Karkat

She also never dated him.

>her being herself
That's how Sburb works. Characters have agency but their fate is already decided. John will be told what to do, Eriden is hopeless, and Fieri will manipulate others lives, just in a way she thinks is right.

>tranny looking that good
That's clearly from the genderbent universe.

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The Condesce was always the hottest girl in HS. Too bad she canonically hates sex
Space Nikki Minaj ass bitch

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