Who asked for this?

Also what a retarded concept

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Where’s the Emo rap trolls

i think she's pretty hot

I saw the movie
It was awful. Poor Ozzy Osbourne he sounded like he didn't know wtf was going on.

Btw there was no point to the six strings turns out the music was in them. Who figured?

Meh, first Trolls was mediocre but okay. I imagine this not being any different.

Also I like the concept. Rocker characters are kino and if you don't think so, you're poptimist zoomer scum.

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My niece is excited, which is the audience for those movies.
I watched the first one with her and she watched it constantly for months. That and Coco.

>Poor Ozzy Osbourne he sounded like he didn't know wtf was going on.

he's been sounding like that for almost 20 years user

it reduces music to like 5 genres. Rock, hip hop, jazz, classical, etc. Thats why its retarded

how did you see it already? I know I'm gonna sound like a literal child for saying this, but I've been excited for this movie. I'm a big fan of the trolls visual style, I'm pretty disappointed I won't be able to see it in theaters like I had been planning.

You don't sound like a child, but you do sound pretty gay user.

It's a kids movie. And if we're going by popular culture, music is only rock, pop, and rap anyway. So the movie gives credit to more than is needed.

>I'm a big fan of the trolls visual style,
It's okay user just admit you want to fuck them.

To be fair, it would've been a clusterfuck if it had more than 5 music genres. So 5 genres is probably more than enough to work with given short amount of run time.

Besides that, they can leave the other genres in other places in their world which easily sets up another easy plot for a third movie.

Let me guess, the male cowboy dude is a phoney and evil

based

I’m only invested in the fact that the McElroy brothers’ got in it through sheer will power and dumb luck

>To be fair, it would've been a clusterfuck if it had more than 5 music genres.
They should have scrapped the whole idea to begin with then. It seems stupidly abritrary to begin with anyway. I haven't seen the first Trolls movie, but does this tie in with the lore that movie established at all? Does this fit in with the background of the troll doll toys this whole franchise was based on? It just seems like a total ass-pull gimmick to me, an excuse to make a musical movie.

>Poor Ozzy Osbourne he sounded like he didn't know wtf was going on.
That's normal for him.
Dude knows he can get a huge paycheck just for spending 45 minutes in the recording booth, you think he's gonna bother reading the script ahead of time?

This is like complaining that The Pagemaster reduces literature to just adventure, fantasy and horror.

It's just a dorky adventure using genres as a framework for its story. If you expect the Trolls movie to be like Fantasia, you're the one who's being stupid here.

>Who asked for this?
Executives
>Why?
Money

Next question please.

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The first movie was cute & marketable, and it was much more enjoyable than most people expected. A sequel was pretty much a given.

Plus it's a movie based on the Troll dolls, at least they're doing something outside-the-box with it instead of just doing a shitty Smurfs clone.
Sorta reminds me of something the Muppets would do.

The only thing that seems stupid is that they're portraying rock as "dark & evil," but I have a hunch they'll come around to showing that the rock/punk Trolls aren't really bad guys.

This is why I watched Dragons.

The Pagemaster bombed user

If the song Justin Timbertroll sings is anything to go by, it's likely

my dick asked for it

it huge world building and a great concept. you all have shit taste and horrible story telling minds

Trolls merchandise was selling, specially to young girls.
Really a no-brainer they decided to make a sequel with trolls of different "genres" so they could make even more toys for young girls to buy (or most likely their parents.)

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there are others though, you see them in the trailers, like the Smooth Jazz troll

woah you saw the movie user how was it

>People talking like they haven’t seen the movie/it’s not available
It’s been on pirate sites for more than a month.

It’s on par with the first movie and everything makes sense. As a bote, the five genres of music were made up by the trolls and are not a fundamental law of nature or anything.

I got drunk as shit with my ~girlfriend~ and watched some russian bootleg that kept interrupting the movie to shill some gambling site.
I had a pretty good time, funny shit. 10/10

How can you make a troll so hot and get away with it

I want that sexy little goddess to sph me

Honestly most artistic genres can be distilled to something like 5 categories. Granted dividing the music as they did in the film was obviously done with which genres would be marketable rather than what would be accurate categorical distillations of musical motifs.

Tourists don't bother posting

>Metal is an evil genre full of teased hair and flashy looks
I hate KISS and Slipknot for their slander.

It's literally a toy commercial movie.

how dare they make merch for their movie

>using etc when only a genre was left to list
What's the other one? Pop?

>lol it's shit and I like it

Neck yourself

>Why?
>Money
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
YOU JEWS DID IT FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURE. It was never about the money.

those fucking jews and their evil plot to create Trolls 2.

get some air user

Rock trolls have been around since the 90s

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It's a movie about merch, not the other way around.

The small number is because each genre has a magic string for the infinity gaunt-I mean guitar. If there were more, the guitar wouldn't make sense anymore, obviously.

It's retarded sure. But the movie acknowledges it and by the time the movie is over none of that matters. Besides some trolls themselves are a mix of genres.

>toy IP turned into kids movie
>second movie has more characters to make toys out of
This user gets it

I think its great and I like how creators actualy have fun and expand non existant TROLL lore.

The TROLLS had no lore, thats why creators could make something actualy new. Look for interviews.

cont
I liked the fact they DID a lot of research though.
Even Cooper (the giraffe guy) is actualy based on very rare weird original troll toy

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same

The camrips came out almost a month ago

I still keep seeing ads for this, but with Coronachan on the rise I don’t think many people are going to the movie theaters. Where are people supposed to be watching it?

Drive-In theaters

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I’ve been to a couple of these, in my region they’re still all closed right now for the season because it’s still too cold for them, but still, this doesn’t seem like a good idea for social distancing anyway. The way I remember them, many people would get out of their cars to watch the movie, and the spaces were close enough together that you still often wound up kinda close to your neighbors.

On top of that, the theater itself would be sure to play an advertisement several times before and between shows, explaining how ticket sales alone were not economically feasible to keep their business open, and strongly encouraging the guests to all crowd the lobby and buy concessions. And the lobby area was just a little snack shack crowded butt to gut with a big line of patrons buying messy finger foods. So a really terrible place to be during flu season.

The worst part is the rampant misuse of metal hands.

>Btw there was no point to the six strings turns out the music was in them. Who figured?
Let me guess, when they figured that New Radicals - You get what you give started to play.

user there would be like 150 different types of trolls then. Better to lump them into the basic category

People consider KISS metal?

That's the problem with a lot of cartoon depictions of "rock" as a genre.

What a fucking nightmare. Why did these things catch on?

Mambo