"Beyond Steven's Universe" is airings it's first two eps in 25 minutes

>Beyond Steven's Universe
Where were you two days ago?

Wasn't Beyond Steven's Universe a fake/fan title from before SUF was announced? I swear I've heard it before, and I think I even said that it was probably fake but the title was cool in a thread mentioning it.

>I can't believe Bismuth was a rogue agent for the metal men this entire time
I kinda suspected it.
She was already a metal after all.
And I think it was the best way to introduce the Metal Men after Crewniver bought Yas Forums's idea.
They already confirmed Stella Starlight to appear in Season 1

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Sadly this is fake, I wish it was real though because a series to tie up loose ends without show hogger Steven would be a dream

If we’re doing fake episodes allow me to add in
>The Freedom Fighter - Steven discovers an abandoned robot that was built by the American government to assist in the war against Homeworld and when it’s reactivated, it threatens to destroy Little Homeworld, mistaking Gem citizens for invaders!
>Monster in My Dreams - Steven has nightmares about his monster form and wakes up to utter destruction, leading him to believe he’s transforming in his sleep and seeks help to prevent any more destruction
>Party Time - Pearl goes to a mosh pit party with Mystery Girl and meets her friends, only to discover a dark secret of theirs... there’ll all aliens!
>Missing Gems - When Little Homeworld Gems start to mysteriously disappear Steven and Peridot go on the case and discover the culprit, an alien being who hunts other aliens!
>The Hunt - An ruthless alien huntsman (voiced by Keith David) is hunting and collecting Gems and other rare alien life hiding out on Earth and he sets his sights on Steven, seeing him as the greatest prize of them all!

>The Chest - Flashback episode of Steven finding out one of her mother's secrets

>No Laughing Matter - Beach City is invaded by the Killer Klowns From Outer Space! And Steven and The Gems find it difficult to combat their superior cotton candy and popcorn based weaponry! Can they save the humans from being clown food and the denizens of Little Homeworld from becoming Klown/Gem hybrids?

I had a dream where this episode happened and I thought I’d share it

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>runaway palace
>steven comes across an old gem ruin in his travels across america, the place still has some magic protections which have been terrorizing this little town for decades. he goest to deal with the defense mechanisms of the temple but comes across some old scrolls from gem history which seem to tell a disturbing tale
>history buffs
>steven meets up with connie in one of their weekly dates and shows her the scrolls, we see a series of flashbacks which tell the story of this ancient alien race, specially focusing on this one alien scrientist who keeps talking about being in an intergalactic war against the gems, the scrolls are pretty old and the story is missing key parts, steven is disturbed by seeing yet another recollection of the gem empire being evil, but at the very end there are hints of something incredible, these scrolls hint at the story of how pink diamond was born!
>lars of the stars part two: galactic drift
steven decides he wants to investigate further, he wants to know if this alien civilization enemy of the gems still exists and he wants to know the rest of the story, in order to do this he joins lars and his team to travel to this ancient planet. there he comes across another planet devastated by the gem, but this planet seems abandoned and also... very similar to homeworld when it comes to technology and architecture. he comes across some old records referencing some new advanced kinf of computer and what seem like blue prints of
said computer based on light structures, steven is really confused by all this and decides to go up to the diamonds themselves to figure out what is going on
>starlight
steven confronts the diamonds about everything he he found out, he asks them why they destroyed this ancient civilization, why so much war and violence and how is the birth of pink diamond tied to all of this?
the diamonds are shocked and they start telling steven the truth. they didnt destroy that planet, they failed to save it.
(cont)

>the planet was going to explode because of its unstable core and the leading scientist devised these superadvanced artificial intelligences based on crytaline structures to help them figure out the problem, white, yellow, blue and pink. but it was too late, in order to fix the planet it was needed all four of them working in concert but when pink was still yet to be completed the planet was already in its final phase. so the diamonds archived all the culture, art, beauty and science of that world and made the promise to carry its legacy to the rest of the universe. they took with them the incomplete pink and once they settled in their new homeworld they finished pink and started their conquest of the universe.
steven feels melacholic and bittersweet at the knoledge that her mom came from such a hard past and that yet they carried to such a goodwill towards their previous creators.
he cries alongside the diamons as he looks onto the starry skies

>Lars Of The Stars 2
Lars fuck a metal men from the Metal Empire

>The return of clown Pearl as she goes undercover

Here is my idea for a Jasper episode in a supposed new series that starts off a mini arc for her
>Jasper lives in the shittiest rock hut in Little HS, her home is right in the corner of HS and is a bit distant to everyone else
>She slams her door open and roars loudly
>All the other gems in the town run inside their homes, Bismuth slams the forge shut, Peridot flees to the greenhouse, Lapis peeps from her window
>Jasper laughs and bids the losers farewell until she returns from her daily training
>Cuts to hardcore montage of her breaking through trees, rocks, animals like bears and shit fleeing at the sight of her
>She's so bored of this pathetic planet that she then warps to Jungle Moon and starts killing bird blobs and other hostile alien creatures
>After killing dozens of them, she wanders to the Diamond base of the moon, however a prison droid captures her and warps her to an alien Colosseum used for the Diamonds entertainment in the past which houses the Universe's deadliest aliens.
>Jasper now has the challenge of a lifetime, she has to either come out on top of the various organic scum or die a pathetic death in the middle of nowhere

>Stevenzilla and the Klown Queen duke it out in the final battle

>Steven 10
Steven finds the Gematrix.
An item that makes the wearer able to turn in every gem it scans

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Wait, what? All of SU and SUF was just a fucking dream????

>Steven 10
Kek

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I can't believe the secret fifth diamond (who lived under the castle all this time) was actually living on earth disguised as Onion all this time!
Talk about a masterful twist.... well played, Sugar...

honest to god i wanna see three gay metal dudebros learing to live on earth

So there will be an arc where Steven will learn how to control his bijuu?

Whenever I'm satisfied with something, If I don't think a sequel is needed I simply ignore it.

I did this with Nier Automata. And I'm doing it with SU.

Just refuse to watch it because the ending was good enough for me.

I'm not satisfied with the Diamonds and Lapis and Jasper's endings, they need more

Fuck you OP, we all know the sequel sequel series is called Nora's Universe.

Steven's estranged daughter who does the opposite of what he did and creates a fascist empire by killing her way to the top. It's ok tho, she says sorry at the last episode and she wasn't a homophobe.

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Jasper was shattered and pretty much resetted.

Literally anyone who takes this seriously is either retarded or trolling.

She wasn't reset, she remembered the shattering and called Steven he pronouns, she viewed him as her new Diamond

I’ll be honest, I thought the rape scene went on for a bit too long. I get that they wanted to shock people, but after the first five minutes the effect started to ware off and it just felt like they where trying to pad out the episode.

Even the SU thread in /trash/ laughed at you, man. Why the fuck would you ever think this would fly here?

I'm gonna...
I'M GONNA...
I'M GONNNNNNAAAA COOOOOOOOOM

Oh, are we doing fake episodes? Because I had a rough idea for a SUF: The Movie.

>A couple of weeks after leaving Beach City, Steven is continuing his journey across the states
>Hasn’t used any gem powers since going monster; is still afraid of that half of himself
>When checking his tire before the desert, he discovers that Jasper has been following him
>Steven decides that she might also benefit from a journey of self-discovery, and the two travel together
>They stop at a city for gas that is seemingly abandoned
>There, they encounter someone like Steven, a gem-human hybrid named Skyla, who has forced the entire town’s population into a fusion with herself
>Steven learns from “survivors” that the girl’s Gem-mother arrived 12 years ago and fell in love with a human, giving up her physical form to have a child
>The father, bitter from losing his loved one, was cold and distant with his child, and the rest of the town treated Skyla like a freak for her very visible gemstone and powers
>Skyla eventually had enough, and fused with as many people as possible to become “more human”
>She beats up Jasper and Steven; Steven doesn’t put up much of a fight, much to the annoyance of Jasper
>The pair must reach the nearest warp pad to recruit the hep of the other Crystal Gems (Steven’s phone broke in the fight, and nobody actually knows anyone’s number), with Skyla in pursuit
>Along the way, Jasper helps Steven see that rejecting his gem half is how Skyla ended up the way she is, and that it isn’t good for him
>Steven decides that in order to move on, he can’t go running to the Gems for help, and decides to face Skyla
>He goes Super Saiyan Rose once more and fights her evenly
>He fuses with Skyla to break apart her fusion from within, and the fight is won
>Steven recommends Beach City to Skyla, where the people will accept her for what she is; she cries, Steven cries, you cry, the day is saved

Would you watch a spin off starring Captain Lars and the Off Colors as they travel through space helping Gems across the universe?

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yes

no

maybe

i dont know

can you repeat the question?

i suppose

Way to ruin it, asshole!

I was posting it at the right time, but "repeat the question" user couldn't wait 5 seconds

5/6 is good enough

>Steven visits home
>finds out about a large organization of problematic gems that aren't satisfied with Era 3
>said gems found an empire with the old Era 1 and Era 2 rules, calling themselves New Homeworld
>Steven goes to talk to them
>NHW gem representative welcomes and charms him and convinces him they're playing nice
>they assure him that they'll only colonize planets with no organic life, and they'll send all of their defective/off-color gems to Little Homeworld, safe and sound (both true)
>they already made their own new diamond and gems with stolen White, Yellow, Blue, and Steven essence
>Plum Diamond is a haughty, naive child unfit to rule, but loves her gems that all adore her
>Steven tentatively leaves them alone

>5 years later
>New Homeworld has grown powerful enough to go to terrorize Era 3
>Era 3 Homeworld and the independent colonies are disorganized and defenseless, they're unable to properly defend themselves
>the diamonds step in as leaders again, not regressing on new freedoms, but restoring some of their lost military might and control
>reclaims and militarizes the colonies
>tone shifts into a team action soap opera that presents complicated moral and ethical dilemmas
>rebel gems of New Homeworld keep terrorizing the galaxy and pose a big threat to galactic peace/Era 3
>the Diamonds rely on the Crystal Gems as their task force
>CGs travel all over the galaxy to foil New Homeworld
>Steven is leader, he's the empathic healer who at this point has mastered his temper and embraced his love of power and fighting as well, but tries to hold onto his ideals
>Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl are the same as their early dynamic, but they cooperate better, are mentally stable and rely on Steven as they would Rose
>Peridot is their chief researcher and engineer
>Lapis helps if it's a water planet I guess or if she just asks to go
>Spinel is a crucial member of the team
>Jasper is a founder of New Homeworld and caretaker of Plum Diamond

Steven Universe fucking sucked since season 2.

Steven Universe fucking rocked since season 2.

>Plum Diamond
what's a plum?

What's a zebra?

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Fake and gay

it's a joke you arse

So is calling something fake and gay newfag.

>sugar based weaponry
Oh no

I can't believe that Ronaldo butt fucked Jane right there on the boardwalk.

So is indoctrinating an user.

Plum is a colour