Come on Baby, do something funny!

I mean she's just a short lady.
She looks pretty great in her receptionist outfit.
It's not until she puts on the little girl's clothes do things start getting dicey.

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Is there a problem?

youtube.com/watch?v=KUtLTxBYZHw

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If this was a darker show she would've shot him in the face.

>(except in Australia)
What, is it illegal for dwarfs to have sex in Australia?

Real talk, Mary rocks that outfit. Helps that her redesign here is just better, frankly.

Also, I miss Miriam.

Think Mary stays in contact with her?

I assume she just can no longer afforde her services. I'm sure all her starlet money is gone.

You can't just say that and not post it

I like to think they became friends, mostly because Mary was one of Miriam's least crazy clients, and genuinely felt sorry for her.

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To be a fly on the wall during that job interview.

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Why did she become a villain when she would make a gorillion dollars in porn

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any user willing to edit this into a chalkboard with lewd math equations?

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Baby_Doll/1

Here

Because nobody major porn company would take her. Yes she's legal but I don't think they want to take the risk.

JulienSorel + Caroline_Doll.

What risk? She's like 35. Being a flat midget doesn't mean you cant legally fuck.

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What equations? I can’t think of any equation that look that way.

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Whoa, momma.

I don't know like stick figures fucking or something.

wholesome

There's a Gorilla City that already made a gorillion dollars in porn. There are probably gorilla women hookers in Keystone City. BD can't compete in a market like that.

I think she would be considered "too close". Grown up midgets still have adult features (think Peter Dinklage). Baby Doll still has child-like features. If you didn't know any better you'd think she was a real child.

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When she's Mary Dahl, she looks old.

is that one user done with that fanfiction yet?

>she tapes her tits when shes baby doll and wears that large childish dress to hide her hips
That would make an insane amount of sense. I mean, it's that or the REVERSE. She wears lots of padding to look older but really looks like a 4 year old.

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>What, is it illegal for dwarfs to have sex in Australia?
>Restrictions on the "X18+" category of videos were tightened[18] in 2000 including the restrictions on portrayal of fetishes, and of actors who appear to be minors, after failed attempts by the Howard government to ban the category entirely, and then replace it with a new "NVE" category which would have had similar restrictions.
Yes. If you look childish at all you cannot do porn in upside-down land. It's that way in several countries.

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CROC'D

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pastebin.com/CTEsJyn3
Yeah, it’s been finished for a while. I thought you would’ve found it by now.

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She appeared in comics?

CARLOS

That is goddamn stupid.

Alright, lemme crunch the numbers on this scenario.
>extreme form of the medical condition Epidermolytic hyperkeratosis, which caused his appearance to develop progressively into that of a crocodile
Vague but I can work with it.
>9 cm long Crocodylus niloticus penis
Okay so roughly 3 inches in length.
>systemic Hypoplasia condition [1], that halted her body growth. As a result, she has not grown larger physically since her fifth birthday.
Okay five it is!
>average height of human female at five is 42.5" (107.9 cm)
Okay now comes the hard part.
>average 5 year old is "6 heads high"
>each "head" is roughly 7 inches
>space between the upper thigh and below the belly button is 7 inches
>space divided between those points with a loss of one inch would be 2.5 inches aprox
SO. You have a penis of 3~ inches for a vaginal depth of 2.5~ inches. All in all Croc is looking like a near perfect match for our Ms. Dahl.

Of course, it isn't that simple though. We havn't accounted for sexual arousal or lack of development yet!
>during arousal the vaginal canal will have increased blood flow, and extend up towards the cervix by anywhere as far as 2-3 inches
This could set Ms. Dahl up rather pretty at a potential vaginal depth if 4.5-5.5 inches. However.
>vaginal walls do not harden until close to puberty (8-10 years)
This would imply Ms. Dahl's vaginal cavity could not accommodate any kind of hard penetration. But this is merely an assumption. There is no way of knowing if she is developed enough or not. So with that in mind there is always the matter of Croc's tongue.....
But I won't go any further with THAT suggestion, it is far too lurid for this discussion. I am certain the adults reading will get the gist anyway.

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Uh, because like all Batman villains she has mental issues? She wanted to be an actor but couldn't take the roles she wanted to because of her appearance. You'd probably piss her off if you told her that. That would be too degrading.

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thanks mate!

This is the kind of autism I come to Yas Forums for.
Thanks for the analysis, user!

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You’re welcome, hopefully you like it.

i'd rather be on the floor desu

It does in Australia
No seriously
Shits fucked

i'd rather be in her shoe

Based.

Thanks Batman.

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>implying she doesnt want wombfucking