ITT: Corona Comics

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>Superman picks a random house to quarantine himself in

Couldn't Superman use his supersewing skills to sew millions of masks to give to the people?

>It’s happening to (((us)))

What did he mean by that?

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;_;

>Oh no, think of the poor viruses. Don't wash your hands, they have hopes and feelings too

Isn’t that supposed to be Ma Kent’s house?

let's not pretend the artist didn't draw some random boomer wife for superman instead of actually drawing lois lane.

he has super weaving, not super sewing.

I laughed, sue me

Would superman even get infected? He is an alien from a completely different world and also invulnerable? Or is he just lazy?

It’s nice to laugh at something not layered in five levels of irony.

Is this by the same guy that drew that Batman gets his mom a Batsignal comic

WIFE BAD

>Corona Virus plaque

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Jews were less affected because we washed our hands, dumb goy.

He might not get infected but he can become a carrier

>Lois: NOOOO YOURE SUPERMAN YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS
>Superman: Yes.

I want to say that is Ma Kent but the artist probably just drew his wife.

There's a decent joke in here if the delivery was better

The worry isn't that he'd get infected, but that he'd spread it. Someone falls off a building in Italy that has it, he catches them, they cough on him, he then flies off to São Paulo to hug a sad boy who lost his parents to favella buggery. Sad boy now gets it because it was on Superman.

Congratulations Superman, saving one person and consoling a sad kid just infected thousands.

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I don’t know who this character is but that design made me fall in love. Why can’t real women be like this?

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No, because the Silver Age ended.

>pokemon creatures
>water

Hagh

You know when people started to ban planes in fiction after 9/11? Are we going to be able to have virus-based plots post-covid?
I hope the beer company doesn't have to rebrand after this.

This one's the only good one in the entire thread.

So fucking Based

That's because we've known about coronavirus for a while, SARS was a coronavirus

Coronavirus is a family of viruses. I know science education is garbage but come on.

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WHAT THE FUCK MY BEAUTIFUL MIASMA IS GONE

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>I hope the beer company doesn't have to rebrand after this.
That would be the most retarded thing to come out of this pandemic.

We should take bets on how long before a news story pops up of someone taking one of these themselves.

Vets should be fine since they have some actual virology education, but I wouldn't be surprised if a breeder or a rancher buys some from a feed store to inject themselves with.

it's a free country

This is clearly a plot by Lex Luthor to keep people inside their homes while he commits crimes

Post more comics fagits

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What the hell is is Kevin from UP! next to Sid from Ice Age?

Because god hates us

Its obviously more a "humans are the real evil" but I get not everyone got past that part of social studies that makes you interpret some basic easy political comic.

Fuck Superman. i want to know what Batman is doing about this shit.

I spent an actual hour of my life trying to find toilet paper online tonight. This is not that far off.

Why the fuck are 'dude, hate is such an evil thing :((((' comics so fucking cringey?

It's a joke. A joke about how from the Coronavirus's point of view, humans would be trying to genocide them. That doesn't imply the artist has actual sympathy for the virus, are you so far gone you have to see political meaning in everything?

Jews were actually less affected because they tended to live in forceablly segregated areas, and walled off city wards called ghettos. The rituals associated with hand washing, not living near pig pens, some aspects of kosher butchering (despite being cruel), and other things also tended to help.

because cartoons aren't real, no one has grounded expectations, and humans are forever bound to be human.