Dude, he's a fucking millionaire that chooses to live in a van and fathered a living god. What the fuck have you done with your pathetic fucking existance?
SUFF
Nathan Bailey
Bentley Barnes
And yet, it's always the same.
Julian Roberts
None of those musicians exist in Steven's Universe, dumb coofer.
Andrew Powell
Anthony Lee
A human child born to a gem is the only organic being that can't be pinked.
Julian Long
Peri is smoll and cute and Built, specifically, to milk dicks dry.
Landon Mitchell
Their goofy namechange analog then, like Heathrow Gull or Odd Sal Menkowitz
Adrian Myers
more like this? any fanfic about it
Thomas Flores
you do understand that Greg's fortune hasn't played any significant part for over 3 seasons and a movie, do you? at best is used as a handwave excuse for questions nobody asks like where do they get the money to rebuild Steven's house when it gets damaged. he might as well not be rich if nobody is ever going to acknowledge it ever again.
the real question would be what stupid reason does he have to still live in a van if he's a millionaire.