Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom....
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom
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LEGION OF DOOM GANG GET IN HERE
I want a decent pair of pants!
Who else here is having a wonderful day?
NO HEXUS DON'T YOU'LL INFECT THIS THREAD
wweh
fef
lovve me
glub
Religion is okay actually
All of you better be washing your hands
IM IN!
It's a good thing that Decepticons can't get this virus like you humans can.
How about a handshake then? To good health and infectious disease alike!
Cough into your elbow!
Wait...do you even have elbows in those little noodles you call arms?
Also, enjoy this sweet perfume.
Oh wait, that wasn't perfume.
>sip
Alrighty then, a disease free handshake sounds like a wonderful idea
Oh man, maybe buying the Bat penis from the deep web wasn't such a good idea
*cough* *cough* auw.....
Club soda? Who sprays people with club soda?
That's weird. And not even the fun weird.
You've been infected Zim.
You need to be put down for your own good.
>BLAM
I'd like one too!
I thought this was tonic. Didn't bother checking the label.
That's not better.
Now remember, six feet of distance between you and strangers. Just stay home honestly.
ZIM
i dont know why people are glowing in green, but i know it's your fault somehow
I still wish Unikitty, Flintheart Glomgold and Airy could come back to us
Worry not my friend, in my heart of hearts I believe they will return.
Also.
>BLAM
Pah, rubber suits are FINE.
Plus it dies out-of-body, right?
No reason to panic... None at all.
Also, hi there stranger!
>Runs across the meeting room
Legionnaires, we need to get out of here!
MY CORONAVIRUS LEAKED FROM THE LABS!!
Return the trips!!!
We are well aware... Except for that last bit.
... So, now what?
No silly virus is going to get in the way of my dazzling hosting! Ha ha ha ha!
Well it's a shame that you organic lifeforms aren't from Cybertron otherwise there would be nothing to worry about.
Says who?
>BLAM
>BLAM
>BLAM
I pity the lot of you, but I refuse to get infected.
COME WITH ME TO IRAN! We’re going to make our last stand there!
RUN Alistor!
dont have anymore Plank pics kek
Stupidity can survive long outside of the body. Best to just stay home and stream TV shows
How about lets NOT start blasting away willy nilly... Please?
Now son, I know what the green borders around my name look like, but I promise it is nothing to worry about.
Enjoying my kekonavirus(tm), legion?
This is the third time this week, Sheldon! Come on, Max. Let's get out of here.
I... Guess?
>shrug
Am I invited? I'm sure we could easily make it work for us...
Hubert, you have already been infected.
No
May you and your sick quads forgive me, father.
>Takes the vampire killer and swings
No, stay Grinch! They say the 4th time is the charm! I still need you for the newest heist!
By all means you latex freak of nature, I need YOU quarantine everyone in Iran
I feel funny.
>gentle poke.
Buncha weird junk going on...
glub glub glub
Morons.
Stop drooling, Eridan.
I SHALL DO IT WITH GRATITUDE!
But why Iran specifically?
>Notes fishe.
... And the hell's gotten to you, fishstick? Hi er... Spoiler?
Someone made an empty post.
How curious
You lie General Grievous
Well when you put a buncha nerds in quarantine and tell them to stay away from human contact they--
Wait, nevermind, it's a goddamn Utopia for them.
You think he's infected? Or lobotomized?
Most of us aren't nerds. Or human.
Says I!
Run from what, my good friend? I don't see any green clouds chasing up a storm!
Why worry? You don't look cold and clammy to I!
Did someone swap the Faygo with Lysol again?
CUZ I RAAAAAAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAAAAY
(Dooodooo)
Then who's behind that keyboard there champ?
glub
nyeh
I'm incredibly disappointed in this Legion. You people can't even follow the proper Health Protocols. Of course, I've already devised a cure for this virus, but I'm not going to share.
When you Boomers are all dead, The Leader shall lead the Legion...
Shouldn't you be on fire Eridan?
I am in perfect health. You however...
>BLAM
Plankton, your experiments in genome sequencing to increase your libido and cope with your sexual dysfunction has led to a virulent epidemic the likes if which SARS has never seen. If it weren't for Max on his Twitter account, I probably wouldn't have known this.
>Fish
>Looks like a mini Eridan
>Tiny fish
Hmmmmmmmm.
I could just eat you.
Probably. I blame him.
>Points at the nearest goon
... Such a strange little man. Yet, such nice music!
Hubert do you know Duma's phone number I'd like to make a customer complaint.
What a fascinating story!
However, it seems you are fully infected!
>BLAM
...wait, green is the natural color of your skin
WHO SWAPPED MY DIET PEPSI WITH FFFFAYYYYGGGOOOOO???
GUYS HELP I'M REALLY SCARED!
WANDER LEFT PRESENTS ALL OVER THE SKULL SHIP AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY AND ITS FREAKING ME OUT
THEY EVEN GOT PEEPERS PLEASE SEND HELP I'M BARRICADED IN MY ROOM WITH TIM
HURRRRRRRY
Have you heard the good news, sir.
About your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
That's an interesting dome the Legion has in this swamp.
It would be such a shame if something were to happen to it.....
You fool, you absolute fucking buffoon, you utter cretin. Look next to your name, you already have the joy on you.
So, it's not that I care or anything, but if someone were to get this virus then how would they go about removing it?
was motherfuckin me
MOTHERFUCKER
... Ya got me.
Fuck the rules we make our own.
>gently surrenders a donut.
A small parting gift.
Hello there!
**AND GOODBYE!**
>runs
Alastor, just look at ya! You’re a little-
>Plankton’s mouth is grotesquely growing up to Alastor’s ear
...greeeen...
Whaddya mean Zulu?
>glug glug glug
CURSES! It’s just no fair! If *I* can’t have the most libido, I’ll make SARS look like an allergy! MARK MY WORDS GRINCH
JESUS CHRIST MAN!
Your FLY is down. Have some class.
Of course.
My new nemesis.
The Clown.
wweh
NUH UH
I AM SAFE AND FULL OF HATE
HURRY PLEASE SAVE ME SO I CAN FIND A CURE
honk
HONK
honk
HONK
I wouldn't recommend it. Assuming that fish is as stupid as it appears, eating it might lower your own intelligence as well.
I'm not exactly sure why people assume us Green People are the cause of this. It's the Yellow people who are to blame.
Destroy the presents. With your power, firing a few lasers at boxes would be easy.
>building a throne out of toilet paper
Stick your wand in me, Eridan.
Oh, Plankton... You do realize that SARS was also YOUR fault, remember?
And then there was that Mad-Cow disease when you tried to take apart that wet hamburger too.
You stop that! I, The Monarch, will not stand for this silliness!
So I'll sit. My chiropractor says I shouldn't exert myself too much.
That only makes them attack! It doesn't even sure them!
I'll have you know that I have enough class, to zip up an infinite number of flies, thank you very much.
You all naturally seem like infected.
It's quite difficult to tell the difference.
But let's just
>BLAM
to make sure.
>shits
Wweh is right! As in, "wweh is my fucking fire fish ghost"!?
You, clown, use your nonsensical powers to save this man.
Why do I feel more green with the villainy than usual?
Goons aren't that intelligent.
Don't drink that, Sheldon! It'll kill you!
Stop crying. It makes you more delicious.
Heyyyyyy Joker babyyyyyy
Guy's.. I don't feel so good..
>ALASTOR IS DEAD!
Tough break. We outta TP
ill motherfuckin try that's for motherfuckin sure
SLAM A FAYGO MOTHERFUCKER
ABANDON SHIP
fuck I'm running out of pics.
As expected.
No, no and NO.
Any one of you want to volunteer and toss the horny out?
Have you not been taking your daily dose user? I'd call Cioccolatta but he also might be the source of all this Green.
O-oh wow, you're a big mormon.
Suspiciously forward brat, cease your advances on the Legion, maintain proper social distancing.
EW NO GET AWAY CLOWNS ARE GROSS
THUNDER BLAZZ IS BETTER
Then lure them into an airlock and eject them into space.
Mass-Army minions are always easily replaceable Cannon Fodder.
@114038397
First off, you missed. Secondly, if you're killing those that are infected, you might want to shoot yourself as well.
A little sickness is easily overcome with evil deeds! Go rob a candy store, Monarch. Or is that a bit too out of your league?
IM TAKING YOU WITH ME!
And that throne.
-And you need to clean that up.
For you.
God is in Heaven, little man. And he's angry. Angry at people who don't wear magic underwear.