NOBODY COOF I NEED TO GO TO WORK TODAY

Do what now?

Oh no!

ALL SHALL BE GREEN, IN THIS QUARANTINE!!

I wish I had corona so I could get a free pass of emergency sick leave

take my spit

Bruh, you're gonna get 1,200 bucks from the government. Take a day off. And if you do work for a legitimately good company you should be able to take a sick leave. My company has it, and it's a grocery store.

INFECT ME LADS!

COOF

Alright, Big Daddy user is gonna give it to ya.

COOF

STAY AWAY FROM ME!

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GREEN SUPREME TEAM

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*Licks*

COOF

It's OK my Metal Sweetie.

Everything will be OK.

*ACHOO* Do what now?

EAT FOX AND COOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF

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Oh me oh my!

coof
Cough

Here. Let's watch Beastars.

>Not intentionally getting sick to skip work
My bat soup should be ready any time now

Yall need a flue shot quickly.

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*cough* COOF!

user,I

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...

@Thread
*Coof*

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FUCK

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AS ABOVE

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Hey.

Guys I'm fine

I don't even know if I'm sick.

You sick bastards don't know how to cover your mouths

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test

FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIGANTIC HEAD

bros.... am i sick? am i gonna die?

Why don't you want to be green user, it's energy efficient.

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oh fuck now i'm definitely gonna die, somebody get me a rope

All you had to do was not reply to me bro

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Coooooof

Very based

ᶜᵒᵘᵍʰ

*inhales*

>114035271
you are powerless against me

OH GOD OH FUCK IM GONNA COOF

no no no no NOOOO

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NIGGA YOU FUCKIN WHAT

Join Me
:^)

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Give me the sickness

no

The coof is coming for you, user.

Its inevitable

Fill me with your coof anonkun

Not if I have anything to say about it

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youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw

It's just a seasonal flu guys

YEEEEEEESSSSS

I hate knowing I'm older than retsuko now

ALL ARE WELCOME!

give me kiss

praise nurgle

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YES! You all too!

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PRAISE

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