All users have an infection severity

All users have an infection severity.
Replying to users who have fucked up names may randomly cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting of select meme buzzwords can cause your infection to become more severe.
Users who are already showing green boarders can infect others if they reply to others.
Green boarder posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.

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This one's really good.

Where'd you get this info? basedboy

Damn dude that's crazy, you should reply to me

senpai thats pretty off topic desu

Which buzzwords?

NURGLE LOVES YOU!

seems its time to burn the board down

Reported since this has nothing to do with comics or cartoons and meta discussions on Yas Forums aren’t allowed. *cough*

get out of here sickos. its kinda gross desu
fun

*cough cough*

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And redpilledboy

Well don’t mind if I do

>Users who are already showing green boarders can infect others if they reply to others.
Thanks for the info.

>you should reply to me
I'll never do that

>being a party pooper
INFECTED!

Poz my neghole daddy

Can I get a sweet reply?

cough on me baby

FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

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You will get his gift in time like it or not

i've been testing to see what the chances are if you don't reply to the infected for the shits and giggles.

Sniffle

Don't coof on my daddy

soiboy senpai desu Discord trannies listen:

youtube.com/watch?v=zfAGGQ9a_Ko

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PLEASE DON'T COFF ON ME SENPAI, BE Respectful and cover your mouth with your shoulder.

HOLY FUCK MAN!

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Jesus Christ man!

Oh shit! This guy will infect us all!

Konichiwa from Yas Forums and Yas Forums.

pls infect me

ohayooo

Yes you may

I invoke the ancient names of Moot and W.T. Snacks to protect me in these trying times.

So you mean I can infect people with a single (you)?

thanks!

OH NOOOO!!

*inhales*

It's cool user I'm wearing a homemade mask, I found a cute pattern on Etsy! Coof coof! Social distancing can suck it!

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Enjoy the Plague

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I blame Steven Universe for this. Its fans are promiscuous and probably eat Batman comics.

Come to the sticky thread in tg to get it. We are growing the sickness stronger with it!

wait a min

Cough corona cough cough Covid-19 cough COOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

TOUCH

oh shit this nigga gonna
Destroy us all!
Destroy us all!
Destroy us all!

send help

What is happening

poop

I see what you did there.

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This doesn't look good guys

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>2020 Yas Forums April Fools in a nutshell

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>poke

what the fuck bro?!

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Dammit, i still don't have it.! I want the coof, dammit!

Does it ever?

Quoi?

WHAT BUZZWORDS? KEK desu senpai baka coof cough *coof* *cough* COOF COUGH *COOF* *COUGH *

poop 2

Corona virus covid-19 Covid covid19 mask infected disease sick social distancing quarantine flu die death cough coof Chinese Wuhan bat soup

>pls infect me

Okay basedboy desu! Just be sure to tell all of your InfoWars friends that there's nothing going on! It's just a hoax, ne, user-kun? No green to be seen anywhere on this site!

Tell all of your friends to go out and have a biiiig party inside in close quarters somewhere...maybe spit into each other's mouths, drink beer out of each other's asses...you know, safe hygenic things during a totally normal and safe time.

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uh oh browoohahhahfhahgg

I don’t understand.

I ain't going no where
*coofs*

Guy, I think I'm immune.

hehe lol

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Spread the love

...

Please help me, how do I reverse it?

It's rude to coof on others anons

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youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

JESUS FUCK STAY BACK COOFER

I HAVE MILD CASE. I WILL SELF ISOLATE!
DO NOT REPLY TO ME!

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O raly

>Enjoy the Plague
Too bad I'm immune

coof

Yes.

Coofs

tag

Sorry user.

Natural selection.

Coof coof soi coof coof sniffle based coof cuck coof

Yeah I'm thinking he's based.

That’s what you think faggot...nurgle loves you now

Haha hahahah *cough cough* ahahahahah *COOOOOF*

Please poz my neghole, daddy.

boomer tranny coomer wojak seethe cope dilate faggot autist

You sure about that?

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I hope desu and sempai dont count that would suck

Drink all the weird chemicals in your fish tank, just trust the random Internet trolls I promise it will cure you and won't h-
okay for the sake of the FBI/CIA this advice that a lot of other advice here will fucking kill you but hey at least you won't have to "worry" about your health anymore.

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thread theme:
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All for the plague father

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Yas Forums is doomed

Damn, guys, you're all green.

hmmmMMMMMmmm, gelfing infected, yes?

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ill be fine

Cringe seethe dilate based retard

They should study my post's blood for the cure.

fug

Give me glows senpai.

Holy shit.

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Are you green lads locals or Yas Forumsoyagers? I'm curious if you get quarantined to the board you initially get infected in, or the last one you post in before succumbing completely. If that's even what the quarantining does.

You nigger, you turned me more green

Yas Forums, I am not feeling so well.
*cough cough*

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man nigga you're practically glowing with board aids

Nobody would want to touch your fucking blood, even if the future of mankind depends on it.

Local, picked it up from one of the first threads and have been carrying it around since

Batman can finally get himself a superpower.

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Thank you

Very doomed

infect me you green men

it started in Yas Forums so it's pretty safe to say the majority of heavy cases are from Yas Forums

nah Superman your good

unlike me

*smooch*

errybody dyin

So are you

Soon Yas Forums will be a monument to all our sins

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NO!!! NEVER!!! *coughs*

You won't get away with this!
You'll never infect me.

I WANT THE GODDAMN COOF

Then you shall have the coof

Here's your (you).

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M GLOWING!!!!!

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Makes sense.

FUCK YES TIME TO DIE