IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S GETTING BAD! WE NEED TO GET QUARANTINED!!! RED ALERT!

IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S GETTING BAD! WE NEED TO GET QUARANTINED!!! RED ALERT!

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It's too late now.

The final stages are nearing completion. The age of humans is OVER!

oh god oh fuck

I don't see any of this heck of garbage.

I wanna die too

Howdy Yas Forums! Looking to be infected?

But I wanna post

I want that power now.

Is it being replied, or replying to, or being in the same thread, or what?

HAHA IT'S TOO LATE SHOULD HAVE DONE FULL LOCKDOWN OR TESTING WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAD THE CHANCE

So what's the Greenland/Madagascar of Yas Forums so I can evolve full organ failure?

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This is all a big nothing.

THEYRE IN THE THREAD HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED

can i get the coughies now? You guys are making it look fun to get AIDs

poz me daddy

fug

I heard enemas work to prevent infection. I'm clean as a whistle right now, and with zero traces of infection. Give it a try, anons.

LET'S TEST IT OUT
Meant total organ failure, fuck, need more DNA points and some slow to act Western governments hmmm

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I'm immortal

The fuck is this thing now ?

The pandemic is spreading

You're a big nothing

The future.

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Fuck yeah I wanna be infected.

Eh, we'll be fine.

*holds u*

Ok but...keep the distance

There's no such thing as virus

Can't run bro

I'm growing stronger.

dystopia

You good bro?

As long I'm sane there is not problem

COUGH

Are early signs weird name spelling?

>people not realizing this means Yas Forums really is tracking all your posts across the site

Just let the green consume you

Yeah.
No shit, how do you think they ban you?

the fuck?

I think we all knew that already

Sniffle

*coof* *coof*

Sorry bud, you're not infected yet.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

By IP address. Normally I would just reset my IP to download tons of stuff from Mega but it doesn't drop Yas Forums bans. Clearing cookies didn't work either.

>114023783
test

How do I receive that symbol? Just wait?

Still safe and sound, this is just a flu bros

It's too late now

No infection

Wait, what happened to my green?

same

Stay safe.

Just have to wait I guess

Glad no one has coofed on me.

Nurgle commands me to seek out the green ones

I am still sane , this is bullshit , just buy a ventilator bruh lol

It’s still there

It's going to be fine

*coof*

Stop larping. There are no "infected" posts. The April Fools joke is no namefagging. It's a boring nothingburger

mother fucker

*Cough* *Cough* Oh shit

I want to die

Weird, only shows up on another browser for me

Still clean. I figure you have to actually reply to the infected, which I definitely don't do. And hey if there's an asymptomatic period, at least I know I kept my distance. Stay the fuck back.

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Everything is fine. Just take a deep breath OP.

welp

I don't wanna die!!!

...

So this is the real prank!

The infection only makes me stronger.

says you, you're infected as well.

Receive us.

INFECT ME PLEASEEEE
it seems like the infected fuckers have to reply to the non-infected to catch the virus. Give me your worst

someone infected reply to this guy

user...

when will i be maximum green

Nooooooo. I did all my panic shopping 2 months ago and have enough food and toilet paper to last me a year. Why am I getting infected?

Oof

You become a part of something GREATER THAN YOUR SUM.

TOUCH AND COOF

Embrace the green, user.

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You’re close

I'm already bored with this coronavirus thing.

Will I change into the hulk? That would be rad

het

STOP COFFING AROUND YOU ANIMALS YOU WILL GET ME THE VIRUS GET OFF ME NOW!!!

TOUCH!

Oh...oh..oh God I'm...I'm...COOOFING

*COOF* *COOF*

AHH FUCK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Oh what horror is this, that threatens to tear our boards in twain?

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Can I catch it if I don't swallow?

I’m actually immune to it. So yeah, rip anons.

No, I said STAY THE FUCK BACK, I don't want your Corona.
@114024219
The only green I want is gamma. Not gonna give you (You)'s.

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what

I'm gonna be the last man standing, mark my words, you're all dead and I'M the survivor! ME!

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>all infected posters get banned for a week

nobody is immune

>114023203
All users have an infection severity.
Replying to users who have fucked up names may randomly cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting of select meme buzzwords can cause your infection to become more severe.
Users who are already showing green boarders can infect others if they reply to others.
Green boarder posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.

It's not that bad. Join us.

kek

Doubt it.

Spam some meme words. We can spread it futher.

Coof.

its fine you guys are just over reacting

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EMBRACE THE GIFT! IT MUST SPREAD!

There's now a banner scrolling. (On some boards at least)