Attention, everyone, stay in your homes! Coronavirus has taken over the world!

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user... i'm sorry

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*cough*

I have been infected I no longer fear death

not even a threat, I don't even have symptoms and I've been replying all over the place.

Get the hell out of here before you infect the rest of us

I feel fine.

am i okay?

It's too late for you

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STAY BACK STAY BACK!!
WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES!!!!

fish

world!

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Nowhere is safe!

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Yay, more friends!

Don't worry anons, you can join my friends club too!

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rip

are you ok?

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> Broke out of quarantine
uh oh

Haha fat with tiny boobs.

KYS!

Don't worry you will soon join us

Oh god Thanos was right, we should have listened to him

how are you glowing?

what board is this from?

W-why are some more green than others?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Progression of infection

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Can I get red?

Gooood question.

I miss when we were /cock/. I'm still mad Rick and Morty fucked up our Samurai Jack dinner date.

We've embraced corona-chans friendship more and so should you, she's a really nice girl.

The more they spread the virus, the greener the post... There's someone on Yas Forums who's entirely green atm.

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Why am I not getting quarantined?

You have much farther to go brother.

okay guys i-i-i-i i think i'm safe...

Well golly, this here's a good time to hibernate.

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No one is ever safe from Yas Forums.

I COME FOR THE INFECTED

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SQUIDWARD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK OFF WHORE

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You have come only to meet your inevitable demise reaper

Replying to users who have fucked up names will infect you.
Posting of select meme buzzwords can cause your infection to become more severe.
Users who are already showing green boarders can infect others if they reply to others.
Green boarder posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.

Give it to me so you wont die alone.

*sneeze*

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*coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof**coof*

But what if I’m talking about how much I wanna give Squidwards nose a honk?
*cough* cuz I *cough* do

You gonna

ok

Lovely.

Not sure. Whatever the metric is (probably based on replies) the more you get glowing green.

OH GOD OH FUCK

Do not worry I LEX LUTHER am safe i have lock myself away so no virus or superman or ape cant get me

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Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

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It's just you

Cough. Cough.

*coof**coof**coof**coof**coof*

Dumb

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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This is it. This is how it ends.

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OH NO HOLY SHIT!!!
RUN!!!

Why? If i get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day it's not going to stop me from posting.

I'm finally green

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Hahahahahahaha suck it i took a vaccine, I'm completely immune.

I suppose

You are right, you should be okay anyway.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

youtube.com/watch?v=e4w6V-PbPKM

Moot can't save you from the spiderchad

HOW DO I GET INFECTED Yas ForumsMRADES I HAVE BEEN REPLYING TO EVERYONE BUT STILL NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I got banned from Yas Forums and Yas Forums so I can't even get it from there.

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Coof on me corona-chan

Use a name that refers to disease in some way

cough cough

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Let me help *cough cough cough*