Castlevania

I AM MAD!!! THAT BIOATCH!! THAT BITCH!!! SERIOUSLY, UNG, UNG. I AM THIS FAR OF LOSING IT.

I showed this to my cousin I didn't know it had sex in it in the last episodes, the whole family gathered around and then the fucking starts what the shit!!! what!!! the shit!!! My mom freaked out with me, literally freaked out and my dad just looked at me and gave weird looks about picking this stuff for my cousin!!!

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YIKES

You have the geh now.

*Sips tea*

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It's rated MA, which is the highest possible rating for adults only

Same thing happened to me. My dad made me shake hands in front of my mother that I wouldn't I wouldn't be at his funeral.

Well, no matter how much bitching you do, it won't change the fact that religion is the backbone of all evil and sins through our historical record.

Also, you're a child if you trust vampires.

Same here, caught my nephew watching it. Thankfully I protected him from the last season. So he won't watch it.

So your senpai was okay with the grizzly murders, literal shit piles in a church, and foul language - but boobs are too much?

Go out and get some corona.

We are Evangelic, We don't believe in the catholic church.

>We don't believe in the catholic church.

You're from the USA I bet.

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Warren Ellis strikes again!

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Personally, I don't think where is the wrong in here. In term of religious behavior everything is well done.

Watch something more socially acceptable like the tiger king

I got mad over her.
She's what every woman thinks.

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And aspires to be.

>We don't believe in the catholic church.
The catholic church is just a story made up by Lutherans to keep their children in line.

GIWIEH

I'm catholic. And I don't around killing kids or performing sacrifices through fire with...kindling....and perform horrible tortures upon the flesh.
Point is, we don't do that at open windows anymore.

If you change her hair to blonde she has EXACTLY the same face as Alucard.

lmao

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No one expected that finale. In his defense,.

But it exists. Do you just pretend there's nothing there when you pass their churches?

He means like it's a den of evil and not the true word of god.

At some point in the series, we see a map or Europe and they can't seem past Austria so they are going for a corridor by annexing "Poland"
Man, even in fiction, Poland gets fucked.

the plot thickens

Catholicism is the one true faith.
Without joking. It is the closest to God's will than any other religion and its concepts of hell and demonology including rituals are unmatched.

Wut? No!! Let me just pic...tu..Oh my Gud!!

Now I can't unsee it.

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>Catholicism is the one true faith.

Oh So Judaism, Islam, Budhism and Shintoism are just there for flower it.

>Judaism, Islam, Budhism and Shintoism are just there for flower it.

There is only one truth. Scientific knowledge.

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Until Science brings people from the dead. None gives a shit.

hot

Wut?!
No, it's wrong!

Would you trust a vampire?

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No, nope. I'd get away from one.
This show gives really bad rep to vampires.

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Like if they go into cardiac arrest?

>Until Science brings people from the dead. None gives a shit.

Except they do bring people back from the dead.

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How could Hector be so gullible. God dammit!!

DIIIICKS! BIG FAT DIIIICKS! BLAH!
I NEED THE HOT WARM BLOOD INSIDE MEEEEE!
I WANT DICKS! I NEED TO BITE DICKS!

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When i have to babysit my sister's kids i watch eromanga sensei with them.

Are vampires really that gay? Question that needs a serious answer.
I mean, Carmilla is gay,

carmilla also said she could hear her cohorts conversation over "3 sleeping boys"

Never, but that wouldn't stop me from selling out humanity for praise and affection.

lol, your not serious. It clearly is labeled TV-MA. Either your an idiot or just a troll

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I do not wanna know. No, really. I do not wanna know why are there 3 sleeping boys in there.

Would you rather be Lenore's pet or a twink in Carmilla's harem?

What are the Crusaders to you?

I don't think Carmilla is into twink's
Most of her past is that she had an abusive male master that she killed. Other than that she is openly misandric.

So, far, we have no seen if she has a special someone in her undead life.

Carmilla is into children. Not sexually, just her blood preference. Female virgins are her favourite.

That would explain her female army. Young girls fetched from their parents and trained in the castle while bled would make for an extremely well maintained source of protection and feeding.

His face and nose are longer and more narrow. His eyes are sharper and smaller. He gets it from his mother.

religion is the thing where morality matters, if there is no objective creator to establish moral right and wrong, then being good or sinning doesn't matter, religion is essential to proper morality

yea, fuck them, they wrong, jews were right but then became wrong by killing jesus

>actions in this life only matter because they determine if your next life is good or bad
>the religious really are this stupid

ain't dead if it starts back up again

It's established that all people go to hell in castlevania.

nah, i'm talking about objective morality, humans are fallible creatures, so a human cannot create an objective moral center, but a perfect being can, so a perfect creator is necessary for any morality to be objective

no it isn't

>but a perfect being can
>so a perfect creator is necessary

Since a perfect creator does not exist, we make one up. To unsure MY morality upon the others. THrough the use of the word, written word and then, by mental coercion and violence.

>There is only one truth. Scientific knowledge.

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Oh my, such butthurt. Can't handle the truth? Or that is also subjective when it best suits your evil kin?

science was really true when it was the sun moving around the earth, or lions only mating with leopards, or cholera being transferred through the air, or light being stationary instead of in motion, or about how it was impossible to break the sound barrier, or how man could never achieve powered flight, science is a liar bitch

Christianvania

>religion was really true when it was the sun moving around the earth, or lions only mating with leopards, or cholera being transferred through the air, or light being stationary instead of in motion, or about how it was impossible to break the sound barrier, or how man could never achieve powered flight, religion is a liar bitch

Fixed that.

ok loser

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Science is about expanding and correcting our knowledge as our ability to do so grows. Can you say the same of religion?

those were all things that scientists thought at one point in time, fuckboy

See what I'm saying? the wicked fanatic, unable to revoque my truthful statement, resorts to insults.

you fucking said science was truth, when all science is not truth, it wasn't the priests or the rabbis who invented nuclear bombs, poison gas, started both world wars, and starved 20 million people in the Ukraine, or experimented on children in concentration camps

what you were saying was bullshit, unworthy of a real answer, and Jesus was real and god, which he proved by rising from the dead, and before you get stupid ideas, Jesus was definitely real, we have more accounts of his life closer to when he was alive than any other historical person in the ancient world

...Even Vamps in Castlevania have more faith in God than some of you guys.

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