Let's have a thread where we try to guess who Steven gets married to at the end of Steven Universe Future

Let's have a thread where we try to guess who Steven gets married to at the end of Steven Universe Future.

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Why do you post kino pic with shit content?

Tak would throw sulfuric acid at steven
then she'd lose and get thrown back into space

I kinda like how Invader Zim's wikipedia page is longer than SU's page. Not joking, it's actually longer

shows like steven will never beat the pure autism of invader zim

>AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

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For a show that only has 27 ep, Zim has a huge wikipedia page. I was kinda surprised by it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invader_Zim

I never implied it wasn't

Tak's plan would've 100% worked against Steven

No it wouldn't, because Tak is extremely unlucky and doesn't have the ability to counter-act this lack of luck, unlike characters like Dib or Zim who are equally or even more unlucky.

Luz
This. Fucking had her life ruined because a little monster wanted a snack

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No, this is a Zim thread now

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>Dib is being captured by tentacles in both of the covers, in an issue where he supposedly captures zim and the only thing stopping him from showing him to the world is Gir being mistaken for an monster
How does that even relate to the plot at hand?

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Hopefully Dib will finally die

This is an edit

Only the red part and i think the goo
Dib is indeed trapped by a fucktonne of tentacles in the original cover. Why? I don't know.

i want dib to help tak hack her pak :V

I want dib to attack tak in the sack

This is the orginal

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Did and Steven are both shit and Tak would reject both of them

On one hand I hate Steven self insert beta males who do this shit, but on the other hand I also hate Dib self insert beta males that ship him with Tak and this thread will piss them off

Not sure who I should back in this fight and perhaps hoping they will destroy each other

Go for Dib ones, the amount of ZADR is disgusting

I dislike all shipping and I have a special hatred in my heart for tumblr/twitter ZaDrfags but DaTr fags in these threads act like miniature versions of the retards who self insert as Steven to ship themselves with alien girls so they’re also getting the bullet

She didn't lose because of not being lucky. The idiots just happen to make a good enough plan

Eh, their luck isn’t that good, so hers must be goddamn awful

What is the obsession with shipping Steven with any character both inside and outside his series anyways?

But there's no luck involved

Invader Zim had a massive cultural impact on that generation.

Well, it's either self-inserting (For the people who are serious) and for the "le ebic harem", for those who just want (you)s

He and Connie grow apart with time. And he marries a no name free spirit girl who meets in his trips.

Steven, after a long hard day starts to get thirsty. That's when Pepsiwoman shows up to fill him up with her special fluids and they get married.

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We already know the answer to this

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Is it safe to say it's the Adventure Time of the 2000s ?

>like miniature versions of the retards who self insert as Steven

If they’re the ‘miniature version’ they’re less of a problem.

Skin cancer is less invasive and than other types but still cancer

what was his problem

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He didn't find count cocofang

He smells like a cianigger

He was meant to be a parody of Neo, plus to represent an adult version of Dib

why so salty with our minuscule presence, anons?

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If we’re being serious spinel

Dib is the worst character, don't @ me

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he's kinda hot though,

Gem Empire vs Irken Armada, who wins?

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GF material

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True

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Huh? Most pages say that he was inspired by Fox Mulder.

It's no contest considering literally any fictional race could defeat homeworld. Fuck lets just look at the match ups here.

Homeworld
>extremely small fleet
>troops are purely hand to hand combatants
>all gem weaponry is built specifically to harm themselves and no one else
>their reproduction is tied completely to their resources and actively hampers their ability to invest them into anything else
>their transportation systems while advanced are easily destroyed by physical force
>their hierarchy is literally so emotionally inept that it was nearly destroyed by one of their leaders going rouge
>their main soldiers are so stupid that they can be verbally tricked into a sports game instead of actually completing their objective
>have never had experience fighting any other space fairing race making them highly unprepared.

The Irken Empire
>single soldiers are capable of toppling space fairing races of multiple physical and technological strength
>their fleet is massive with a planet sized dreadnought capable of withstanding the inside of a fucking star
>their leadership is a highly advance machine hive mind
>the fake leadership is easily replaceable and are surprisingly capable themselves
>have highly advanced weaponry built to conquer and destroy multiple species and run in environments of all kind.

Seriously the only, and I mean only way homeworld wins is if Zim gets involved and even then it leaves earth the only safe haven for homeworld which wouldn't be able to do shit with Steven protecting it.

He was a perfectly ordinary human in Invader Zim.

ZaDr or ZaTr? I hate all IZ ships so regardless it’s because the content you create makes me want to puke

>Crybabies vs cyberlocusts
Kinda obvious actually
Never change

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How's isolation treating you guys

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>DaTr betas vs. TaTr trannies

Never stops being entertaining

>isolation
>Implying it's not just another tuesday like and other day

Irkens have enough Technology to destroy the whole universe if they want to

Same as it was before

I got let out of treatment to go home so better than before

I agree, Zim's gf

TAK IS A HACK

She wouldn't be an invader even if Zim didn't fuck her up

Looks like the florpus bump for these threads is finally truly over.