ITT: Jewish Characters
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Hal is Catholic. Your feeble and bland headcanon is entirely supported in that you think 'Harold' is a Jewish only name and that Jordan is a river in the middle east. Fuck off.
Seethe more Yas Forumsfag
Let's keep going
Them.
Isn't this problematic?
too lazy to post a pic but Ron stoppable
Harley is jewish.
Based Furio.
>Kingshit
Explains her being a college dyke a slut and frequently visits large penises intact men of Africa persuasion to "hangout"
Imagine thinking the man chosen as the avatar of the wrath of God is a kike.
A kike went to PURGATORY and then was revived as the spirit of God's vengeance, is that it, Mr. Goldberg??
Yeah, no.
I don't see him muttering yiddish to himself, faggot.
So by your logic Hawkeye is black because he said 'Happy Kwanzaa'.
Don't you have a host nation to undermine?
And the nasal voice
I think Launchpad Mcquak is a jew
I heard Snowflake and Safespace are Jews.
Not Trailblazer though, she's proud Muslim.
The Happy Merchant from the works of Wyatt Mann
Well he is half Catholic half Jew
Hal is Catholic.
Wally is right-wing.
I think everyone else is normal.
>Wally is right-wing.
And it's so fucking forced. Thank god Barry came back.
Hal being anything of a Jew is about as valid as Captain America being a nazi.
Just 'cause some sjw wrote it into the funny books, it doesn't make valid. Plus his mother was a bitch and there is no evidence of him ever practicing it. Never wore a kippah, no mention of a bar-mitzvah, never uttered anything in yiddish.
On the contrary he went to purgatory, knows Catholic prayer and went to confession at least as a child.
In order to go to confession ever, you have to do your first communion, a rite of passage similar to bar mitzvah. In order to do your first communion you would've have to be baptized into the Catholic church, preferably at birth.
He's always been right wing. Sorry that your Justice League kid's cartoon didn't tell you about it and instead made him the harmless stock class clown and butt of every joke, I'm sure that's a preferable portrayal to you.
Hej, kidz!!
Paweя-poяn føя яetaяdz!!
>Stanlej Martyn Līēbeя
Most heroes would be conservative. Please don't be one of those faggots that thinks rich white billionaires like Batman and Stark are liberals because it would hurt your feelings if they were not.
Berniebros....What are we gonna do now that Trump will win again?
I don't give a shit if some boomer cunt thought Kid Flash was the best character to shove his right wing fetishes into; it's forced as fuck and nobody even reconciles how hypocritical it would be for a right wing loon to go cape crusading laws be damned.
When people say "Wally is right wing" they're talking about that cringe inducing chess scene with Superman.
Hŷfenated-Amêяikan Djak-Kœяbi Yz Ðe Gяejtøst Dgeńius Λv Ol Tajmez Ænd Peopølez
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>Mαяbøle Kalmyks
Boo hoo princess.
We have to deal with far leftist propaganda in every little piece of media out there. Anti-white, anti male, anti Christian, anti conservative, anti straight propaganda. Every day, everywhere, forced as fuck 'cause it's allowed, encouraged and celebrated. Excuse me if I don't shed a tear for your delicate fee fees about one character's portrayal as conservative which has been pretty much phased out anyway.
Faggot.
Do you support gays?? NOT NOW/LEARN MORE
Forgot About Morpheus
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>Rabin Stalin
Lmao the irony here is that Wally represents none of these so called ideals. "Guns good" is about as right wing as he could possibly behave without coming off as a demagogue in a sea of social workers. Who gives a shit about muh white genocide when the guy can run faster than light? It's so completely opposite to its character and such obvious baggage from some boomer tard.
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>Mæd Mâgøzin Mæskōt
You have to remember that Wally was an angry little piece of shit as a kid, and as a ginger, he lacks a human soul.
So you have a souless guy in red that deep down, is an angry teenager. Ergo, he's right wing.
I could see that working if Wally had stayed Kid Flash.
That was a great issue though
It makes sense since his parents had the longest divorce ever
Meanwhile, Mr. Terrific is the only atheist.
>i-t's n-not c-canon b-b-ecause I say so!
>hook nosed monster who murders Eastern European women and children
>tries to seduce a guy
>invades Germany for absolutely no reason
>poor hygiene
>tries to seduce and corrupt German women
>hates Christianity
Like this?
>"NOOOOO AAAAAGH NOOOOO MY FAVORITE CHARACTER CAN'T BE JEWISH!!!1! WHY WOULD THOSE OVERSENSITIVE LIBBTARDS DO THIS TO ME?!!?
Honestly it wouldn't make sense. It's like making a hero be a Skrull, or one of the aliens from They Live. Satanic monsters that sacrifice children, drink blood, control the media and use it to promote evil of kinds... Not the stuff heroes are made of.
>Capeshit characters can't be Jewish!
>Even though capeshit was literally created by Jews.
Ok Yas Forumstard.
Stop crying. Not even Yas Forums but it's not hard to do a little research and realize "there is a tiny ethnic group that are actively ruining civilization on purpose and behave like literal supervillians". You can kvetch all you want, but you can't really dispute objective facts. Whether you want to look into what the Talmud teaches, or the overwhelming jewish involvement in organized crime, or the jewish dominance of the human trafficking trade, or the fact that jews were caught numerous times throughout history ritually murdering Christian children, or the jewish founders of NAMBLA, or that jews invented Communism and intentionally killed millions of white Russians during the Bolshevik Revolution, or that jews openly control the porn industry, I mean I could go on. Those are the activities of evil people, not superheroes.
good one.
Not falling for that one Satan
>benfag falseflagging lies again ITT
My sides
Oh, you're not a Yas Forumstard, you're one of those schizos from /x/. Got it.
You realize everything he said can either be verified or disproven, right? I don't know about all of it but I do remember years ago there being news articles about how women from Ukraine were being tricked into going to interviews to be models or au pairs and then kidnapped and forced to be prostitutes in Israel. That is pretty evil.
>Sex trafficking is exclusive to Israel now.
Ok
I didn't say that. At all. I said that there are clearly Israelis enslaving Ukrainians which is abhorrent.
Okay but by that logic any country with any issues with sex trafficking is a villain. All Americans are super villains
Again, that doesn't make sense. America isn't comprised of one ethnic group, it doesn't view Ukrainians as less than human, and doesn't turn a blind eye toward innocent people being forced into a hellish life of sex slavery.
>tumblreddit btfo again
Just to back to your own site fags.
>If you disagree with me you're just [ insert boogeyman here ]!!!1!
Don't be such a snowflake bro, it's not a good look.
>rants about jews and communism
>doesn't say anything about jews and capitalism, the system they actually control and the system where they actually trive
Dumb American goy.
Americans don't refer to non Americans as "cattle".
Yeah man i am totally the one who came up with boogeyman kek. Go cry about Yas Forums somewhere else nigger.
Any other country that lets pedophiles get a save haven, because of their ethnicity/religion?
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>JCW says Karow and other wanted men and women have been able to exploit a right known as the Law of Return, whereby any Jewish person can move to Israel and automatically gain citizenship.
Jews are the villains. Get over it.
Do former Jews count as well?
Changing your religion doesn't change your ethnicity.
So he is a Khonshunite Ashkenazi? Being ashkenazi doesn`t mean that you are jewish or not being ashkenazi doesn`t mean that you aren`t jewish. One can be a convertit jew of whatever ethnicity or an atheist ashkenazi.
the happy merchant from Ben Garrison works
It's all semantics. There are numerous self described "atheist jews". It gets even more confusing when some rabbis (and the Encyclopedia Judaica) flat out admit that Judaism is NOT the religion of Moses anyway.
>joo
