Why don't you just put the entire world under quarantine, Superman?

It always sort of bothers me because it almost pointedly ignores all tue Supervillains that would just run amok in this scenario. Ones that don't give a fuck about "Free Energy" and junk.

What would Green Lantern Hal Jordan do?

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Call Ben 10 for help.

Right?

Can't he just conjure a cure with the ring without all of the science babel?

atomic skull was used to power a whole city. superman is not obligated to give up his life just because he has the power. transitional power source is just another stand in for him going around upgrading everyones housing,etc the impact on the economy would be equal to gold being devalued

no. his constructs are imitations, he cant will people to health

that comic just tells me those people were not worth helping

They can't interfere with COVID-19's Way Of Life

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or you know
>>Free energy? Cool, just enough to power my death ray and make myself king of the earth

See the thing about that is, Clark could just fuck the whole plan over by taking five.

Well this is fucking dumb.

Or that Superman should be treated like a slave

that too, how will you put a faith in an unstable grid.

Simon can

not only that but once he is done being a slave they will have him work in wallmart instead of showing him with praise and money. once he is dead they will display his body like some savages.

OCs dont count.

Geez twist the knife even more why don’t ya? it’s not like Superman hasn’t had a good movie in fucking decades you have to kick him while he’s down too?

All of this is exactly what we would do, but it certainly doesn't line up with their theoretically enlightened crime-free society. I suspect that what actually happened was Lex Luthor or somebody mind controlled everyone while he was turning the crank.

The entire world already is under quarantine and always has been. It will be until we develop ftl

yep, lex could not win with raw power so he used trickery. like that goddess that cucked dark elves into extinction
>All of this is exactly what we would do, but it certainly doesn't line up with their theoretically enlightened crime-free society.
that was kind of my point. maybe if you are cynical you can say that current people would do it but Im pretty sure the future people would at least start a kickstarter for him, its easier to be kind when you are rich

Call up that sentient smallpox Green Lantern and have it clean up the planet.

To be fair, he probably doesn't have to work. It's likely a post scarcity society and he's only working because he has that small town work ethic and needs something to do.

Hal is also an OC

Spider-Man fought a yellow-fever-spreading super-villainess named “Corona” in a two-issue story-arc drawn by Sal Buscema back in dhe '90s...

>Dhe Spectacular Spider-Man

Yas Forumsrona

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>knowing so little about Superman you draw Lois as a hag

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It's not a cure-all, it's just the most efficient use of his powers for the good of everybody

Man, that's how I feel everyday.

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Spider-Man fought a yellow-fever-spreading super-villainess named “Corona” in a two-issue story-arc drawn by Sal Buscema back in dhe '90s...

>Dhe Spectacular Spider-Man

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Yas ForumsRONA is always right

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I think that's the point. It's taking the piss out of people who actually think that'd make an interesting story, the same people who think Batman would be better off focusing solely on philanthropy.

Corona Comics

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>the robber is white
>the not-a-robber is black

Isn't that technically how ASSM ends, though? With Superman flying into the sun to power it forever?

What those orbital police line do?

Didn't he remake Coast City using the ring? And I mean the second time, not the first time.

WIFE BAD

>implying the person who drew this has any idea who Lois even is
I’m pretty sure it’s literally just a stereotypical nagging wife

Pfft. The supervillains would take over the world and keep Supes working that crank. They'd work him and that free energy into all their plans.

this, in order to infect someone like him with the virus it would have to mutate and become Super Corona and by DC capfag quality it would get a physical form and become sentient and then somehow get its own unique Corona Car made and commit crimes while coughing and infecting people until Batfag and friends find a cure and lock it up until next week when it escapes again!

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Someone post the shitty political cartoon that has Batman's mom nagging him

lol

That chick in sfp with regenerating powers becoming a living organ printer was pretty metal

this would be entertaining alternatively, and less funny, he could be a carrier. Not in the biological sense more like a gigant doorknob it would need to disinfect or superheat his body after every save

he can split atoms with the thing. I'm pretty sure he can concentrate on every single SARS-COV2 RNA strand in an infected person's pulmocytes and I dunno...cleave them, tear them apart into individual nucleotides, etc. Problem solved.

superman's heat vision would unironically help quite a bit with sterilizing surfaces and such.

This was dumb but funny.

But it's the ending where Luthor won.

>economists think that's better longterm
Fuck "economists". They're all just making it up as they go along. Greedy bastards.

That supervillain's name? The fossil fuel industry.

How dare you question economists? One more outburst like that and we'll sacrifice your grandma to the DOW Jones!

It takes place in Bizarro World.

>One man worked himself to death in order to give billions and their future children world peace and end world hunger

Okay, where's the downside to this?

>people taking SMBC seriously
lmao